Most Offensive Jokes by Jimmy Carr

MarkBjukenen Says:

May 25, 2012 - Bullshit.... fat chicks dont have to workout to get their tits

kissmyarse1541 Says:

May 25, 2012 - It's only offensive if you take offense to it. I personally can see humor in almost anything and as long as it is meant as humor, no offense should be taken but because everyone wants to be PC these days,all the humor is being taken away.

AnJh89 Says:

May 25, 2012 - Fuck Off!!

doorsfan44 Says:

May 25, 2012 - A lot of men died for our freedom of speech , so if you don't like what he says , get out !! you must be one of these foreigners that expect us to bow down to you , well , guess what NO, WE WILL NOT

doorsfan44 Says:

May 25, 2012 - Your wasting your time , as , you cant explain to an IDIOT , he needs to get the hell out , looks like he goes in to youtube just to whinge

stephenboing Says:

May 25, 2012 - Jimmy is awesome! did not need to know what felching meant though!!

perkymufc Says:

May 25, 2012 - the holocaust

souless757 Says:

May 25, 2012 - that was fuckin stupid!!!!! english people are so fuckin dry!!!!

desrafael322 Says:

May 25, 2012 - sry, what exactly did he say " **** of the month" and "some of these girls, i swear, they believe that *****"

TheJtpond Says:

May 25, 2012 - 1) Slimmer2) I'm made of coat hangers.

zwexrctvgbyunimo Says:

May 25, 2012 - I'm going to be the next hitler, i'm going to kill 6,000,000 jews and one clown.why one clown?see no one gives a fuck about the jews.....

adameld Says:

May 26, 2012 - 6:47 look at dem tities!!! theys hudge!!!

OrganCollector Says:

May 26, 2012 - If you don't like it, don't watch. Personally, I love comedy that makes you think a bit and isn't completely spoon-fed to you.

Zebacha Says:

May 26, 2012 - Dude, why the fuck cant we joke about religion. It spends its time destroying our freedom, not to mention destroying other religious groups (almost every war ever fought was over religion), controlling our behaviour with vicious amounts of emotional blackmail (If we don't step in line its eternal damnation) and, in some cases, making policies that directly result in the suffering of some of the religions own followers (banning condoms in areas with HIV). Fuck religion and fuck you!

stubby22 Says:

May 26, 2012 - LMAO!! I go for a kinda South Park type philosophy on offensive humour.... you can make a joke out of ANYTHING if you make a joke out of EVERYTHING!!! :D

dopecho Says:

May 26, 2012 - Religions are offensive

PEAKTYMEZBLUD Says:

May 26, 2012 - Skinny guys don't have to work out to get their six pack. Their skin is just so tight around their muscles because their skinny that you can actually see the muscles

Adrian4713 Says:

May 27, 2012 - I like dry humor, but this wasn't funny. I'm not offended by anything he said, it just wasn't a good act.

Adrian4713 Says:

May 27, 2012 - The Boy with Tape on his Face is funnier in my opinion. Also, check out gamarjobat. The physical comedy is excellent.

AndynymR Says:

May 27, 2012 - Just like skinny guys not having to work for their abs.

Rockwarrior2004 Says:

May 27, 2012 - oh i wish that was true. I have seen a fat chick who weighed close to 400 pounds but had like no breasts. maybe an A cup at best.

MarkBjukenen Says:

May 27, 2012 - Yeah, but you are missing a point here ... first of all you have to work out so your muscles can take shape that would be visible. I am skinny, so trust me... That is muscle issue, not issue of procentage of underskin fat (in that logic would every bulimic girl had abs... which is bullshit, right? )... of course the results are more visible if you compare same training on fat guy... My point is... that speed of your metabolism doesnt give you magicaly abs .. you have to train to earn it, u c?

MarkBjukenen Says:

May 27, 2012 - And this conclusion is from your experience of being a skinny guy? I dont think so... If you want, read the reply to Peaktymezblud (or wtf).. he had similar opinion... Aaaand if you dont want to... I dont give a fuck :)

MarkBjukenen Says:

May 27, 2012 - That is very unfortunate combination, for her ..

iCombii Says:

May 28, 2012 - Can you get subtitles for this?