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Title: McDonald's: The Rap
Added: May 24, 2007
Author: GoRemy
Duration: 2:49
Description:
The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of dude.Feel free to subscribe and/or check out the other videos! I'll go ahead and include the lyrics on here until I put them on the site.Sittin' on the couch with the morning postWith a cold cup of coffee and some boring toastThinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always funWhat you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's runSo we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friendYo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian.How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies?Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G.Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floorSpeed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34Going drive-thru style, man it's fast expressYou can call it trans fat, I call it happinessRoll up to the teller fella with a minute to spareFrenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?"A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, sonA McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunkThen a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh...All's I know is hit them things with Aunt JemimahHow 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavorNo drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagelDon't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spendAnd I want them eggs poached like an elephantFrenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?"No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riotCuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet"Check his shirt tag, and I catch the nameBrian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartameSittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour laterPickin' at a pouch of some Now n' LatersHardly starving, man, but I find a hunchStart the car up fast because it's time for lunchIt just takes two bucks and I get what I needTwo beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese"Supersize Me" said he's had enough of itBut how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it?If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you shouldIt's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is goodJust don't get a large #2, I plead with you friendCuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it againEnter the store, first you holla, then youPick a couple items off the dollar menuFour hot McNuggets, dessert with custardMix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard.A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettucePaying ain't a pain, they take cash or creditWant a water? You can pay up there for springOr get the free Grimace cup--how embarassingThey say, "you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy"Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toyNow I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rantIt's made of shamrocks--now that's a plantPeople say it's bad, but I don't believe themMcDonald's is peace--just ask Tom FriedmanMomma catch me with a 'zine, and she's screaming "stop!Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray KrocThanks to dubzattic for the beat!
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Youtube Comments: 56120
giampi253 Says:
May 26, 2012 - beat??
drummerstevedixon Says:
May 26, 2012 - I love the reference to Tom Friedman's, "The World Is Flat."
Drunkkid69 Says:
May 27, 2012 - Was 5 years ago brah, I'm sure the price is higher now.
Drunkkid69 Says:
May 27, 2012 - Fuck man its about 5 dollars here in Australia. 100 kroner is 17 Australian. Thats crazy expensive Scandinavian living for you
cjandjj jj Says:
May 27, 2012 - this is so gay
peacelife77 Says:
May 27, 2012 - bIg maC!!
peacelife77 Says:
May 27, 2012 - 2:28 people say macdonald's is bad. Macdonald's is peace man!
RamzaBeoulve02 Says:
May 27, 2012 - Well... Remy... I got much love for ya and I watched your Mario Kart WII ions ago (I watched that 1st just now and then watched this again too) , but people say McDonalds is bad... and it is. I hope this doesn't inspire any of your stomachs to go and make trouble. Eat as little fast food as you can. Just think: If it's made that fast, has it been prepared very well?
darktoto95 Says:
May 27, 2012 - now i want to eat mc donals stuff
DieBettdecke Says:
May 27, 2012 - whats this for a song?
egolden2222 Says:
May 27, 2012 - Tht rap was icy and spicy
masa4O3O Says:
May 28, 2012 - mc donalds rap ? :D
DieBettdecke Says:
May 28, 2012 - yes
mirasprofile Says:
May 28, 2012 - McDonalds food is poison for our health but this rap is awesome.bravo!!!
austin73515 Says:
May 28, 2012 - i love taocoes see i cant even spell right i thinking ok tockoes stil cant lol
Ddogxxswag24 Says:
May 28, 2012 - That's going on my favorites for sure lol nice job
football2580 Says:
May 28, 2012 - speed limit 25 but im doin 69 ;) if u know wat i mean
12kino Says:
May 28, 2012 - No, im watching this in 3000BC on my Istone.
guessboyz813 Says:
May 28, 2012 - Niccee
TheUnlockable1 Says:
May 28, 2012 - For a guy who dresses nice and lives in a nice house, why do you search for change in your couch?
vincent1192001 Says:
May 28, 2012 - where i finde the Instrumental beat?
DieBettdecke Says:
May 28, 2012 - Yes but whats this for a beat
TheFomenkos Says:
May 28, 2012 - I was thinking the EXACT same thing Unlockable!
deedee777 Says:
May 28, 2012 - almost 24 mil views....DAMN
jules4456 Says:
May 26, 2012 - The headset...damn.