tim vines brilliant jokes

arrghgarry Says:

Oct 23, 2010 - @dunklespferd bollocks

yousurfer2 Says:

Nov 8, 2010 - the steaks are too high

Crazywaffledude Says:

Nov 11, 2010 - @dunklespferd absolutely right!

antbubb Says:

Nov 28, 2010 - "you remind me of a pepper pot""i'll take that as a complement"ahahaha!!

twogunharry Says:

Dec 26, 2010 - @antbubb that would be condiment

antbubb Says:

Dec 26, 2010 - @twogunharry Nah, he says "complement"...yeah, pepper IS a condiment but, for the joke to work, he says complement - he is being complemented by Tim for looking like a pepper pot as well as inferring pepper can be used to complement food. "I'll take that as a condiment" doesn't work :/

twogunharry Says:

Dec 27, 2010 - @antbubb , you are clearly thick, i pity you.

Crazywaffledude Says:

Dec 27, 2010 - OK who's the fucktard who voted this down, like this if you agree

ShadowPenguin32843 Says:

Jan 3, 2011 - Tim vine is bloody awesome

blakey1992cafc Says:

Jan 7, 2011 - @antbubb He say's condiment you idiot. You can clearly hear the "D". He is saying condiment, because if he said completement the joke wouldn't work. Tool.

waynetaylor Says:

Jan 9, 2011 - @blakey1992cafc Yes definately condiment...... It's a pun!!!!

iilwjcanc Says:

Mar 11, 2011 - @mcflyfarmSort of agree, in that it always takes me a minute or two to really get into it. you have to listen to a few to let the humour build on you - I find the opening ones funny, but not really laughable, or even really smileable at... just a few bad puns. and gradually it builds and you can't stop laughing as the next one hits before you even stop at the previous one!

Volentrix Says:

May 13, 2011 - @antbubb you are a fucking idiot

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ztls6i Says:

Jun 19, 2011 - Fantastic.

PsNisMattyo12 Says:

Jul 1, 2011 - Love one liners, funny guy

curiosofsigns Says:

Jul 24, 2011 - Every youtube comments section now has somebody saying how idiotic the people who dislike the video is. Am I the only person who finds this irritating?Anyway...

DilkingtonsDiary Says:

Aug 24, 2011 - Comic genius!

CrimpBiscuit Says:

Sep 23, 2011 - the steaks are too high lol

APH1991 Says:

Dec 3, 2011 - @Bustersword910, now that's a cracking idea.

parodypro100 Says:

Dec 19, 2011 - very funny

malyan123 Says:

Dec 28, 2011 - the majority of these jokes are Tommy Cooper's

poupee58 Says:

Jan 22, 2012 - Tim Vine is the cleverest comedian ever.

madeiramagic Says:

Feb 9, 2012 - ''The steaks are too high'' gag stolen from Tommy Cooper.