HAL 9000 Speaks

jedispy Says:

Jun 6, 2011 - Oooh...big man picking a fight with an anonymous stranger on the InternetThe answer to your question? EVERYONE's computers are named, you troglodyte. In order to connect to a network you have to have some sort of a host name. At least I have some creativity, unlike you.  You obviously prove the Canadian education system leaves much to be desired.Go back to watching Jersey Shore and let us grown ups get back to using the Internet

michaeljcoles Says:

Jun 9, 2011 - well in most instances people default to naming their computer "John Doe's Computer". No need to lecture me on the fundamentals of computer networking, as in our day and age this information is common knowledge. It's funny you attempt to undermine the Canadian education system, while in fact I attended University of Pennsylvania for my undergraduate degree and now finishing my masters degree at USC, both of which reside in your beloved US of A. Your diction is also very poor.

michaeljcoles Says:

Jun 9, 2011 - "Creativity"? Please don't give yourself too much credit. Maybe if you write a song, paint a picture then we can talk about creativity. Attributing names to inanimate objects is far from creative my friend, maybe if your ever leave your computer room you will discover that. The fervour with which you justify the naming of your computer's only strengthens my belief that you have no friends, and do regard these objects as your companions. It also appears you have a wife, theres a shocker!

michaeljcoles Says:

Jun 9, 2011 - And lastly you insult my level of maturity. Last time i checked you named one of your computers in reference to SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. Even referring to yourself kin "grown up" sounds like it's coming from the mouth of a 7 year old at the jungle gym berating a fellow playmate. And for your information i wasn't trying to pick a fight, simply making an observation. Judging by the zealous manner in which you retorted, a TRUE observation.

michaeljcoles Says:

Jun 9, 2011 - @jedispy P.S. that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick at night doesn't count as a wife.

disturbed6108 Says:

Jun 15, 2011 - ILL KILL ALL YOU CUNTS

psplayer89 Says:

Jun 21, 2011 - "foolproof and incapable of error" -famous last words

lucafe006 Says:

Jul 10, 2011 - totally crazy lol

GhostEye187 Says:

Jul 26, 2011 - GLaDOS' Arch Enemy?

mafiaslicka Says:

Aug 22, 2011 - I have no frame of reference for your comments, but you seem like an asshole who probably doesn't know much about the denizens of the internet. Maybe you are a 60 year old man who gets strange regularly, but your butt madness makes me think it's getting pretty loose and you've resorted to fighting with people on the internet to make up for your comparably small penis. But hey, that's just a theory of mine.

michaeljcoles Says:

Aug 22, 2011 - mafiaslicka, initially i was hesitant to even warrant your comment with a response. but you are just too easy. first off do you know what denizens even means? buy a fucking dictionary. and your attempts at insulting me are infantile, stupid and not even funny. you sound like a prepubescent little pussy. i looked at your channel and judging by your favourite videos, ("my pee pee", "Teletubbies: walk it out" and "Dick figures: OMG" to name a few) you are an immature, little twat.

michaeljcoles Says:

Aug 22, 2011 - Butt madness? Really? Is that the best you can do? You came up with that awesome screen name I expected something a little more imaginative. And sex/penis jokes? Perhaps you are subconsciously projecting some of your own shortcomings and insecurities... And I only argue with people if I am provoked, much like in this situation. Just for future, no one gives a shit about your theories or anything you have to say for that matter. Shouldn't you be off discovering masturbation or something?

bajaglavni Says:

Aug 23, 2011 - but there was UNIX :P

mafiaslicka Says:

Sep 5, 2011 - > only argue with people if I am provoked, much like in this situation. Please refer to: "who the fuck names their computers? shit you need a friend"You, my friend, are confused. Also, I like my screen name, I came up with it on a whim, and quite frankly, I don't give a flying fuck about your opinion of my screen name. Shit, you should look at 99% of the other names out there; my name is mild in stupidity compared to others.

LadySierraSays Says:

Sep 26, 2011 - I still want one tho- , emotional

bmbdez Says:

Oct 22, 2011 - HAL is the reason why most manufacturers are scared away from using male automated voices in their devices, and now Siri is a women.

TheKastania Says:

Oct 24, 2011 - the big Brother from siri ^^

wasteofspace1234 Says:

Nov 5, 2011 - "You may feel less like fighting after I pull off your head"AHAHAHA YESSSSS!!!!

Alltooeasy01 Says:

Nov 22, 2011 - Who ever knew that this video would stir up so much hate?

DvNezarto Says:

Nov 25, 2011 - its over 9000 thousand !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maddy922 Says:

Dec 10, 2011 - My laptop is red and black so i named it HAL,and sometimes when i open something that doesnt open it says "I am sorry but i cannot do that."

DDooogie Says:

Feb 12, 2012 - sounds suspiciously like Gene Wilder, but have checked IMDB and it is Douglas Rain

Butimstillalive Says:

Apr 1, 2012 - Daisy....

somejackball Says:

May 12, 2012 - lolz  =P

Ark223Neww Says:

May 16, 2012 - wait for 2061 :)