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Title: My Balls - (Your Favorite Martian music video)
Added: Jan 26, 2011
Author: Yourfavoritemartian
Duration: 3:13
Description:
DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://tinyurl.com/SeeMyBallsLyrics by Ray JohnsonBeat by Mixscape***LYRICS***Girl, I know you left me,but there was something I forgot to show you.Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.It's been a while since we last spoke, butI need another chance. Can you give me that?'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back.I wanna be your man again, But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.And I know you said you'd never call,But girl, you ain't seen my balls.You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.(repeat)My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started.They're so damn big. How big are they?They're so big. It's really obnoxious.It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers.They're so big. I can't hold 'em back.Even Cartman's like, man those are fat.They're so big. They're run over your feet.That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep.And how can I be subtle, when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?And everyone at Disney World keeps telling meThat Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy.In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'llFight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back,'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act.You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.(repeat)My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin',but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.And when the sun's right, it might causeA total solar eclipse of my balls.'Cause these things are where it's happenin',and when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again.Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?No, excuse me I'm on the chorus.I got what you need.And you'd said you'd never call,But girl you ain't seen these balls.I wanna be your man again, But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston.And I know you said you'd never call,But girl, you ain't seen my balls.You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls.(repeat)I told you you'd be back.You must've forgot.You must've had Ballzheimer's.
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MrHow2BCool Says:
May 26, 2012 - BALLZHEIMERS HHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHAA
kookoomendez Says:
May 26, 2012 - Ever since McSwagger joined YFM, every song has been waaay better.
Xmastershadow Says:
May 26, 2012 - Stop copying me
HaHaHollister Says:
May 26, 2012 - first and best YFM
kaylen1011 Says:
May 26, 2012 - "YOU YOU YOU HAVE SEEN MY BALL YOU HAVE SEEN MY BALLS!" No, sir I didn't see you're balls. Its over rated....
legomania2011 Says:
May 26, 2012 - You aint see my ballNo and i dont want
mattvsman Says:
May 26, 2012 - U must of had ballshimers. Lol
PhunkieZero Says:
May 27, 2012 - RAY, you need to have another song using a beat by Mixscape!
Dujmex Says:
May 27, 2012 - this is the best song they have ... :D
N0XxXz Says:
May 27, 2012 - FICK DICH MANN! xD 25kk Klicks
cr7cr9cr17OCK Says:
May 27, 2012 - It sounds like "U-A-C my balls"
fnatic101 Says:
May 27, 2012 - COOL STORY
Tcmaxwell2 Says:
May 27, 2012 - Cool story bro but how big is your dick?
bamsters1 Says:
May 27, 2012 - Andy Dick?
tru johnson Says:
May 27, 2012 - omg so fucking hilarious
maajuuri Says:
May 27, 2012 - all these balls
rhythmrules1234 Says:
May 28, 2012 - Cool story bro, now get back to the kitchen and make me a sammich. :I
Danteawesome098 Says:
May 28, 2012 - Awesomr
littlegreenhatchback Says:
May 28, 2012 - This song was written for me, and my "boys" LMAO
TheHhhaaaddd Says:
May 28, 2012 - Your balls may look bigger then earth but you where in space close to the camera with earth far away in the background. O.O
jackemanman Says:
May 28, 2012 - still better love story then twilight
CrazyPassionFunny Says:
May 28, 2012 - And i still dont want to see them.
wwjsharklover Says:
May 28, 2012 - 19,123 people don't have big balls.
Ray Nguyen Says:
May 28, 2012 - OMG i wish i had balls like this !!!!!!!
MrComeday Says:
May 26, 2012 - 1:50-1:57 sounds like the corus of Just a Friendand...19,126 haven't seen his balls