TRIUMPH ROCKET III - 21ST CENTURY MOTORCYCLE MANUFACTURE

barrettwbenton Says:

Oct 8, 2011 - To quote the estimable Mr. Foghorn Leghorn: "That's a *joke*, son." Like the entire video is.

howardgreenwood Says:

Oct 12, 2011 - Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!! puberty of a bike...

runescapeia Says:

Oct 13, 2011 - Rofl, i was like "Wait.. 900 years?" haha then it hit me.

Chalis26 Says:

Oct 16, 2011 - I have an '07 Classic. I love this vid :D

philsheath Says:

Nov 3, 2011 - Excellent, I also thought it was genuine for about a minute.

vishwav20 Says:

Nov 4, 2011 - Yes...!!!! that bike was planned to be built the next second my heart started to beat in my mother's womb..

CountryHouseGent Says:

Nov 15, 2011 - There's only one way to tell this vid is a fake. The resident Gurning Fool isn't technically gurning. And I must add that I thought Triumph had been going longer.

Pulsewave0 Says:

Nov 20, 2011 - Anyone ever watch "Look Around You"? If you like the humour in this, look it up. I suspect it was the inspiration for this one!

kakagaatje Says:

Jan 18, 2012 - Awesome commercial!! And i didn't know such a heavy looking bike could turn so good and drive so sporty!! Better start saving!

salemcripple Says:

Jan 19, 2012 - sweet bike, and awesome ad. but i just watched a "how do they do it" episode on these. they claim its the world's largest,most powerfull production motorcycle. Obviously they've never heard of Boss Hoss. it makes this bike look tiny in comparison. They're all powered by big block v8's, with their bigest model producing 445 horsepower out of a 376 cubic inch.

dctim Says:

Feb 13, 2012 - That cupboard has engines from my 21st birthday :D

outlawpythons Says:

Feb 22, 2012 - Ya but boss hoss uses chevy or ford engines they do not make ther own,so there for its a off the shelf bike not a full on in house bike..This was a great love it

25Celtics Says:

Feb 25, 2012 - I am told this is the fastest stock motorcycle ever and will murder any crotch rocket in a straight line. Can some on tell me if this is true or not?

MrLazzyG Says:

Mar 3, 2012 - 1:40 :XD

chrisbaldwin042 Says:

Mar 11, 2012 - Argument juice is added dorm the argument lobe of a female brain allowing the bike to change direction in an instant, improving handling. The same technology is used in modern fighter planes. Indeed modern fighter planes are inherently unstable and are kept flying by computers making constant adjustments. If they. Were stable flyers they would not be able to react and change quick enough in combat. It's nice for a corporate to make a mildly sexist joke. Apologies to those who got it, no one lik

fffeeenixxx Says:

Mar 17, 2012 - Yes but they make their own engines for this bike not pre made ones!

GlenysNgaire Says:

Mar 17, 2012 - While the Rocket III makes plenty of power, it has a wet weight of about 780 lbs (depending on model) it needs to move around, plus shaft drive, which compromises its massive 2,300ccs' power to the ground. So, while the ccs alone are mind-boggling, the Rocket was not meant for speed, but brute strength. Long story short: No, the Rocket III is not the fastest stock motorcycle ever. Not even in the competition. (I worked at a Triumph dealership up until two years ago.)

yamahonkawazuki Says:

Mar 18, 2012 - lol ok

darksupernova01 Says:

Mar 22, 2012 - Woman juice added so it can change its mind in an instant...! Excellent.

bileroni26 Says:

Mar 31, 2012 - they just went to authenticviews . com and purchased all these views, i swear anyone can be a youtube sensation nowadays

SgtDamien Says:

Apr 2, 2012 - i wasnt high and thought it was real until they grew the engines haha

MegaShaft007 Says:

Apr 6, 2012 - Didn't pressurizing the elements with a hammer ring any bells? :D

tedtw Says:

Apr 22, 2012 - I'm certainly glad that Triumph didn't reveal too many manufacturing secrets - especially the formula for the engine growing sauce.In the wrong hands .... a man would be "seeking medical help for an erection lasting more than 4 hours." It probably would be too big to enter the ER through the normal doors.

tassiespirit Says:

May 22, 2012 - I think I will vote this guy into government, next election; as he is full of sh** - so he will fit right in.