George Carlin - Airplane Safety

paranoidAndroid23 Says:

Jan 8, 2012 - 145 air-crew members watched this video

FreakyNightmare Says:

Jan 11, 2012 - @RydensMusicOfficial If you are referring to the fact that he's worm food six feet under I agree. Otherwise you are disgracing his memory right now connecting him with something he didn't want to be part of. Good thing is he doesn't give a shit, cause' he can't.

CameronWasmund Says:

Jan 14, 2012 - @FreakyNightmare Its a joke.

alojawei75 Says:

Jan 17, 2012 - OMG. What the fuck is this. This is the greatest joke I had ever heard

TheDunefanatic Says:

Jan 18, 2012 - @FreakyNightmare Exactly, but he's not worm food. He was cremated.

kutkinderen Says:

Jan 19, 2012 - @RydensMusicOfficial He is in Hell now looollllllllllll :P

mrcalderon93 Says:

Jan 21, 2012 - 145 people are Republican

deadshot1995 Says:

Jan 22, 2012 - Because of this, I laugh my ass off every time I hear the safety lecture before a flight.

FreakyNightmare Says:

Jan 22, 2012 - @TheDunefanatic That's even better. What a great man. I myself want to be cremated too. And I would like to be a fish food - or at least I hope they wouldn't put me in a nice vase and place it on the mantelpiece.

ChainGangPictures Says:

Jan 22, 2012 - Classic!

matijafolks Says:

Jan 23, 2012 - Air marshall Carlin xD

starr522 Says:

Jan 23, 2012 - @mrcalderon93 LOL I am a Republican. Difference is I find this man to have been brilliant.Often the truth about plain old stupid stuff can be funny as hell. And I am quite sure you feel the same way.

TheCapitalist98 Says:

Jan 24, 2012 - @mrcalderon93 your sadly mistaken, I am a Conservative Republican-ish person who uses his brain and knows that this man is fantastic. I must say, George could teach you few things about how democrats and republicans work for the same goal: getting rich and powerful, and screwing you over. Along with the corporations and the elite.

BenjaminWirtz Says:

Jan 24, 2012 - I should raise my hand during the safety lecture and ask questions like this.

DoctorYo1 Says:

Jan 24, 2012 - @jonjojo4 Are you seriously trying to have an argument in semantics with me...cause you're gonna lose here kid.If two planes nearly hit, it's a near hit....they nearly hit. You get that right?A near miss? That means that the planes struck, but they nearly missed striking each other. It's a term that has a misguided meaning. That's why it's funny; it's comedy dude.How sad it is when people like you have to be explained comedy. Is English your 2nd language?

WhenYourStrange93 Says:

Jan 26, 2012 - @mrcalderon93 you must never have heard of ron paul...

matt37862 Says:

Jan 29, 2012 - 4:45 must have been what the captain of the Costa Concordia was thinking

Curassus Says:

Jan 30, 2012 - Sucks for christians in Heaven they have Jimmy Fallon, for us Atheist heathens we have George Carlin and Christopher Hitchens

Dudeatrix Says:

Feb 3, 2012 - near miss thing: that's ultimate logic

honzamikulka Says:

Feb 3, 2012 - Hi guys, you can find some additional information about George Carlin at is his official online memorial where you can upload photos,videos or memories and wishes. Please feel free to express your condolencesmemmento.com/Memorial-at-Memmento/603/George-Carlin

TheREGISMarkV Says:

Feb 3, 2012 - @TheCapitalist98 They're all the same, voting is useless.

theburninator888 Says:

Feb 7, 2012 - @jonjojo4 dumbass

alkabash66 Says:

Feb 10, 2012 - He might sound as an heartless person. But I have never seen and heard a person with such a big heart and with deeply thoughts about other humans. The part where he talks about finding the nearest emergency exit, I would never thought about that there will be crippled ppl or on wheel chair on board who can't help themselves. He must really have been hurt at the human race, and disappointed.

TheMagnificentPony Says:

Feb 10, 2012 - @RydensMusicOfficial i think he is screaming at us bro