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Title: George Carlin - People Are Fucking Boring
Added: Mar 6, 2008
Author: tyler0896
Duration: 8:47
Description:
Includes one of the best burn victim jokes ever.
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Youtube Comments: 2241
jeffburtonfan Says:
May 5, 2012 - they're nothing more than just a cashier, don't worry about their opinions. Of course they'll be angry lol
santu662 Says:
May 5, 2012 - I know but his still God. :D
Masteroftrancegirl Says:
May 5, 2012 - Anyone ever work in a pharmacy? If so, did the coworker's incessant talk of his/her bratty little kids just make you want to ring their neck? How about the husband/wife/ vacations they took or are going to take? It seems like those 3 topics are the ONLY things people ever talk about. It's like the only thing people have going on in their life is: spouse, kids, work, 12 days of vacation per year. What a pitiful existence.
Akashic8Lamb Says:
May 6, 2012 - I wonder if carlin was an introvert. I feel exactly the way he does about people, fuck small talk.
Everett Collett Says:
May 8, 2012 - HELP I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LOL
ChillingExperiens Says:
May 8, 2012 - This is funny, :D
RiverHolloway Says:
May 8, 2012 - where you are most likely right, I still must argue the fact that pointless information is still a waste of breath. Language was created to pass along important ideas, not what you do with half of your lottery ticket
Cadywax Says:
May 9, 2012 - 146 people are fucking boring.
FidoDido1980 Says:
May 9, 2012 - I disagree. I've also worked retail, and the trivial shite people come out with ... this cashier/customer relationship isn't exactly going anywhere, you know. So please madam, just pay for your goods, I'll extend you the courtesy of a smile, then kindly fuck off. There is nothing to be built here. Maybe a past in retail has embittered myself and CaptainPancakes. But really, poilteness is ultimately disingenuous bullshit.
gottmospahedengubbar Says:
May 9, 2012 - Once I saw a ballon
Sovember Says:
May 9, 2012 - Well I'd agree if I was a cashier it'd get boring but honestly I wish more people would come up and talk to me, I find it hard to do the vice versa.
iheartdacookiemonsta Says:
May 10, 2012 - "Don't work too hard". That is a funny joke, all you do is just stand there, and you get paid to be pleasant and nice to the good people while they try to buy their groceries. God I can just imagine you would be one of those horrid grumpy cashiers who just frowns at us, like it's our fault you're stuck in a dead end job from your lack of education and stupidity.
samlape Says:
May 11, 2012 - ^hahahaha cookiemosta PWNED
QWERTYXCF Says:
May 11, 2012 - Actually my brother is a cashier and about 95% of the customers are assholes. So if they want to put a bullet through their head by the time i show up i understand entirely.
CaptainPancakes Says:
May 12, 2012 - Wow, you really think I needed the irony explained to me?
giancarlo1985 Says:
May 13, 2012 - That burn joke is the best I've heard from him lol... fucking hilarious.
Dannerboy1990 Says:
May 15, 2012 - Verbal Diarrhea!
iheartdacookiemonsta Says:
May 16, 2012 - Thanks, iheartdacookiemonsta (me) absolutely PWNED CaptainPancakes .
InvaderTrond Says:
May 21, 2012 - I don't like small talk like a lot of people but sometimes you could make someone's day by just listening to what they have to say or learn something interesting. If someone makes the effort to start small talk with me, I will make it back. Life is short and small talk isn't bad. Sheesh.
TheNothing1990 Says:
May 22, 2012 - He means with people he doesn't give a shit about. Small talk with with people you like is normal, but who the fuck wants to have small talk with every prick that passes you by? To each his own
TheNothing1990 Says:
May 22, 2012 - small talk with people you don't want to talk to? lol, wtf.
RiverHolloway Says:
May 22, 2012 - Speaking your mind, in my opinion, is OK but only with complex thoughts....It's simple thoughts no one needs to know about such as "common courtesies"....honestly the human race is a bunch of idiots who don't know where to stop...If I were of another species and humans were extinct you can guarantee I'd be thinking "good riddance".
overcomethemind Says:
May 23, 2012 - People are boring because they tend to live in the past or in the future, never completely in the present moment. Read The Present at truth contest (dot ) com and make an entry if you think you know the ultimate truth of life and death.
Mirthandirxiii Says:
May 25, 2012 - Respect to Carlin.
OneKnuckleballinFool Says:
May 4, 2012 - George Carlin was an atheist in case you were wondering.