Billy Connolly - Colonoscopy

heffaazul Says:

Dec 13, 2011 - I keep waiting for him to start praying and then shoot into the audience.

Nautilus1972 Says:

Dec 17, 2011 - "A guy is walking past an insane asylum in Glasgow when he hears the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!" Curious, he finds a hole in the wall and looks in. Immediately he's poked in the eye, then everyone inside starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

TheNevan60 Says:

Dec 19, 2011 - LMAO - I think I just pooped a little!

Psychorror Says:

Dec 30, 2011 - @FuckVilleUSA Because the Force was strong within him.

FuckVilleUSA Says:

Dec 31, 2011 - @Psychorror True that.

human200freedom Says:

Jan 1, 2012 - 75 people with no taste of humor voted negative on this video...., they must be either dumb, either....dumb again!

zebster101 Says:

Jan 2, 2012 - i think he's spitting on the people sitting in the front row at 3:22 :)

IVIathemagician Says:

Jan 3, 2012 - make the damn crepes already

ApollosPlace Says:

Jan 5, 2012 - This is the funniest damn routine and should be required watching for anyone prepping for a colonoscopy just to lighten the mood.

Thingamajigs Says:

Jan 7, 2012 - @ufoDanceParty Thats the oily discharge.

mattwhaley1980 Says:

Jan 8, 2012 - Got my colonoscopy tomorrow.After having it done 4 years ago and watching this sketch for the first time, I can honestly say its funny because its true.I will definitely be taking Billy's advice and putting some toilet roll in the fridge lol.

ImTheFuckinBarbs Says:

Jan 8, 2012 - @vesternor ''catholic heaven''?!?!?!?! george carlin was very anti religious, he wont be anywhere near a catholic heaven.

11strelokfan1000 Says:

Jan 8, 2012 - Billy (Connoll)oscopy ;)

OMNISLASHER1000 Says:

Jan 10, 2012 - billy just finds words like that funny cos glaswegians dont have too use them too get their point across,a vasectomy? naw,baws chopped aff!!!

Leowen2 Says:

Jan 21, 2012 - This is a subject we need to talk about more, I'm always bringing uo the subject at smoke, that and prostate cancer research.

bayrat320 Says:

Jan 22, 2012 - got to your friendly chemisty and ask for "Shiteazy"

EldrickotheElephants Says:

Jan 22, 2012 - Flippin' love this, especially as a fellow Glaswegian! I'd give anything to see him in person myself. He was at the same school as my mum2 If you'd care to help out a fellow Glaswegian, I'm currently trying to win a scholarship to a big firm in London,and would really appreciate some help! If you could search "Eldrick of the Elephants" on facebook and LIKE my page it would really help, got to get as many likes as possible.Sorry for the shameless self promotion, but us Scots gotta stick together!

lindaandjeff08 Says:

Jan 30, 2012 - This was so funny, I had tears in my eyes.

Zephyesa Says:

Feb 2, 2012 - toilet paper in the fridge classic

kotetsu131 Says:

Feb 3, 2012 - christ the bloody scots do it every tyme!

NUNCLEFRITZ Says:

Feb 3, 2012 - @kotetsu131 THIS IS A BORING UNFUNNY JOCK CUNT

alemappurple Says:

Feb 8, 2012 - Vulgarity at it's best, and I'm a prude, but how could you not laugh at that?Hysterical. Even more so when you know EXACTLY what he's on about.

alemappurple Says:

Feb 8, 2012 - This reminds me of a funny story from a former colleague of mine. We worked in an office and had run out of toilet paper. Bob, who was a big man, went to the near-bye town centre and bought two of these multi-pack toilet rolls with the convenient carry handle,18 rolls altogether.He was walking back to the office when he hears a very loud voice shouting. "Hoy big man--------------- wid ye no be cheaper buying a bottle of Imodium?"

peacefrog1916 Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - @NUNCLEFRITZ Why you watching it then?