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Title: Bible In a Minute
Added: Sep 4, 2008
Author: BaratsAndBereta
Duration: 0:53
Description:
Barats and BeretaEver wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you... Huge thanks to our buddy Tyler Jacobson for whipping up the graphics for us.As requested, here are the lyrics: "BIBLE IN A MINUTE" EARTH MADE, ADAM EVE CAIN KILLS ABEL, HAS TO LEAVE BORING GENEALOGY GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON SENT AWAY TO BABYLON JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE SATAN AND SAMARITAN CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT LAZARUS, FIG TREE LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL FORTY LASHES, TO THE TREE WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? THIRD DAY, EMPTY TOMB REAPPEARS, FIVE WOUNDS ACTS OF THE APOSTLES NEXT EPISTLES AND APOCALYPSE
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Youtube Comments: 22958
halgarth Says:
May 19, 2012 - They had - since god knows when.
blackIisbunny Says:
May 19, 2012 - Thank you now I want to read its sound delightful action pack
MAkakPEmanele Says:
May 19, 2012 - totaly gay
TeaAndHipHop Says:
May 20, 2012 - Jesus makes babies ... heathen.
jamie3197 Says:
May 20, 2012 - Is this ... Joe before SourceFed??? :O
matthew hast Says:
May 20, 2012 - I'm an Atheist... and this completely rocks my world.I want to make Joe Bereta's babies...lakenkillian 2 weeks ago 33 You know, I saw this and said to myself, " There's gonna be a religion war over this."Bluepengie 3 weeks ago 20 see allAll Comments (22,939)500 characters remainingCreate a video response or PostIs this ... Joe before SourceFed??? :Ojamie3197 7 hours agoReply Jesus makes babies ... heathen.
TamamaNitohei1 Says:
May 21, 2012 - You forgot a part. I DON'T READ THE BIBLE AND EVEN I KNOW THT
LunaVeil Says:
May 21, 2012 - You know...if the Jehovah Witnesses and the Mormons who stalk me did this instead of just talking about their faith, I might actually listen to them.
vorhees29 Says:
May 21, 2012 - like if you believe there cant be atheists
C00cumber Says:
May 22, 2012 - Why can't there be atheists, I don't understand?
leftbehindcrazed84 Says:
May 22, 2012 - Love this so much! We played it in Bible class and everyone was dying laughing. Haha, such a great way to learn an outline of God's word!
MrChucknorris1fan Says:
May 23, 2012 - because to claim that you believe in nothing is, in fact, believing in something therefore, the idea of atheism (believing in nothing) is impossible.
C00cumber Says:
May 23, 2012 - Atheism isn't believing in nothing, we just don't believe in any God. We still believe in some things like morals and values, just not God.
MrChucknorris1fan Says:
May 23, 2012 - well morals and values come from religion.
C00cumber Says:
May 23, 2012 - Don't think they do? People who are born and raised without religion can still be good people, you don't need to read a holy book like the bible to know that stealing and murdering is wrong, you can do it just because it's a good and moral thing to do not because you're scared of going to hell or whatever.
50mjack Says:
May 24, 2012 - @C00cumber I'm a catholic but I agree, your absolutely right
XxStardustStudiosxX Says:
May 25, 2012 - That's e in the slightest, in fact reigion is the main reason why we have separation between people who are gay and those who aren't. You don't need a book to make you a good person at all, I know someone who was aweful but they still went to church and was religious; what you need is good parents and friends who will steer you in the right direction.
XxStardustStudiosxX Says:
May 25, 2012 - You *believe* that others do not have to *believe* ? What the?
itshard2findusernam Says:
May 25, 2012 - Heeey that was pretty cool!
MrChucknorris1fan Says:
May 26, 2012 - But you are saying that we naturally know right from wrong?
XxStardustStudiosxX Says:
May 27, 2012 - Look until you bother to read what I actually wrote then there isn't any point in talking to someone who is as ignorant as you. Obviously we don't know right and wrong from birth which is why your parents/ guardians or whoever it may be need to help in steering you in the right direction. Even at the start of evolution instincts must have guided us right? like they would say -not literally- "Hey it's pretty cold man, grow hair/make clothes/stand upright to reach shiz Something like that lol
StupidWiz Says:
May 27, 2012 - This is awesome! :D
MrChucknorris1fan Says:
May 27, 2012 - I'm proving a point. Which is, someone must have started out with morals that were given to them (perhaps by a creator) and there is no survival instinct about morals.
PEACELOVEHUGS10000 Says:
May 17, 2012 - That is the ............BEST BIBLE EVA