Petey Greene - How to Eat Watermelon - Unenhanced

mattashley04 Says:

Jun 24, 2011 - HILARIOUS Soundboard on the Andrion Market for this. the ".5" version is even better!

TorqueSmacky13 Says:

Jul 2, 2011 - *SMACK SMACK* Glurabahauunigrua *SMACK SMACK*

marklosextremus Says:

Jul 6, 2011 - niggers and watermelons lol

LazzyDog69 Says:

Jul 29, 2011 - Fuckin pete green

thegmanct1 Says:

Aug 11, 2011 - LMMFAO 

SuperTone13 Says:

Aug 21, 2011 - thumps up if u came from khalifa green

taequonda Says:

Sep 27, 2011 - Petey said this is how a nigga eat watermelon! hahahaha!

ChiknThighTatorPie Says:

Oct 27, 2011 - LOL I know

theirishinc Says:

Nov 5, 2011 - Petey keepin it real! lol

johnmccool21 Says:

Nov 29, 2011 - you are either joking or have no idea who he was... if you are serious I bet 1) you were not alive during this broadcast and 2) you don't read non-fiction books outside of being forced to

macoport1 Says:

Dec 11, 2011 - I wonder how he eats fried chicken.

MrNicegeye Says:

Dec 21, 2011 - Pick it up like dis hea! This man is hilarious

ABONESR Says:

Jan 7, 2012 - I will have what he's having :D

jbearden Says:

Jan 19, 2012 - The man is an artist. Period.

slappinyaface Says:

Jan 25, 2012 - after thinking about it, i was like damn, i cut mine in pieces lol, but not cause of a stereotype, but because his messy, sticking as hell eating it like that. when i was a kid i didnt care, but now i dont want watermelon juice running down my chest LOL, but he has some points

OmakaRocksU Says:

Jan 27, 2012 - Good juicy

radiomysterVTC Says:

Feb 15, 2012 - Just seen the movie.

jorrillabear Says:

Feb 20, 2012 - HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT!!!!!

bookdream Says:

Mar 7, 2012 - But you're wrong though. While we are animals, we aren't typical animals, we are capable of higher thought/reason or however you want to put it. And without intellectuals, we'd still be in the dark ages. If we all lived how you say we should, then we'd be no different than any other animal, a slave to out impulses. Living as you say we should sounds fun and all but eventually it'd just be horrible chaos and anarchy. Society is inevitable for humans and is actually pretty useful.

MrOmeMan Says:

Mar 22, 2012 - @ 2:00 the caption go *WTF?*

discotime624 Says:

Mar 25, 2012 - WOW... Utterly racial, but not quite racist.

TheMikecatfish Says:

Apr 23, 2012 - Happier than a nigger at a watermelon eatting contest

wjm41259 Says:

May 7, 2012 - petey greene was a washington institution for a generation-- from the tone of these posts it seems you need to BE part of that generation to understand or even appreciate this. everyone loved petey-- he was way more than hip.