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Title: love is...
Added: Mar 16, 2009
Author: boburnham
Duration: 4:7
Description:
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.com/2a3labwmy new CD, "words, words, words," is here: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/words-words-words-deluxe-edition/id396588798CD/DVD available now in stores.get it at Target for only $9.99 woo-hooor iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/dh4gr5my comedy central special airs march 27th! stalk me: http://twitter.com/boburnhamread my blog: http://www.boburnham.com/music and lyrics by bo burnhami love you like kings love queenslike a gay geneticist loves designer jeans (genes).i need you like new orleans needs a droughtlike hitler's father needed to learn to pull outand i love you like a lawyer/mathematician wants some kind of proofand i love you like JFK wanted a car with a roof.cause love is taking a dive, then getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool and love is real life porn minus all the stuff that makes porn cool and love is a homeless guy searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out that theyre all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he cant complain cause he was hungry in the first place.i love you like dora loves maps like the popes toilet loves holy crapsi need you like a voyeur needs a branchlike boys tossing salad needs a little bit of neverland ranchand i want you like all the gothic kids that look exactly the same never want to conformand i want you like anne frank wanted no one to read her fucking diary...cause a diary's a collection of secret things that no one is suppose to read thats the whole point of a diary. millions of people have breached this little girls privacy after she was chased by nazis kick her while she's down.and if we met in 10000bc i was your caveman youz my caveladyif we got hot we'd start rubbingif we got hungry we'd go clubbingtheres wooly mammoths but i will protect usyou're making me devolve to a homo-erectusand if we met in 1780i was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark-skinned servant ladyslave...whenever i could get away from the missesi'll go to your shed and then i'll steal you kissesbut let's be serious i'd still work you full time as a slavetheres a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socio-economic trends.and if we met in 1941 i was a nazi youz a gypsy on teh run.....thats a little redundantthat...probably wouldnt've worked out.cause love is your favorite food for every breakfest, lunch and dinnerand love is the holocaust except you dont die quick adn you dont get thinner and love is being the owner of the company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you dont want to reduce them at all cause if the rape rate declines youll see an equal decline in whistle sales....without rapists whos gonna buy your whistleslove is all about whistles...
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Youtube Comments: 14660
HopelesslyAmerican Says:
Jan 28, 2012 - hey, does anyone have any Somalian connections they could hook me up with? xD
AnnieAndMika Says:
Jan 29, 2012 - Thumbs up If you think this is Funny
msPUPPIES94 Says:
Jan 29, 2012 - iii LOVE him!!! GAAHH!
reitzbaseball16 Says:
Jan 29, 2012 - @JustinNuchanasaurous actually sir, i have way more pussy cats then him.. ;)))
EllieMega21 Says:
Jan 30, 2012 - Lol! I love this video i dont know who u r but You Sing amazing and this video rocks :)
EllieMega21 Says:
Jan 30, 2012 - I love this video i was so bored and sad on my phone Now i juu
Zarrock184 Says:
Jan 30, 2012 - The Anne Frank bit slew me.
KumGloriatk509 Says:
Jan 30, 2012 - hmz let me show you how far i can go
FuzzyWalrusPEN15 Says:
Feb 3, 2012 - He can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place !
homeyg517 Says:
Feb 4, 2012 - Omfg!!!atleast the homeless guy got food XD
oxfordruse Says:
Feb 4, 2012 - Bo, you're a modern day Tom Lehrer. Readers: if you get that comparison and agree, you're cultured and cool.
oxfordruse Says:
Feb 4, 2012 - @JustinNuchanasaurous Is 'not gay or bi' some kind of endorsement to you? 'Hey folks... I'm not gay or bi. Love me!' I suggest you stop trying to 'defend' Bo with your unnecessary comments, since you have no actual idea if Bo's gay or not. In Bo's own words: "It's so ironic because gay bashers were the ones labeling me in high school. I try and write satire that's well-intentioned. But those intentions have to be hidden. It can't be completely clear and that's what makes it comedy".
Pry0citerJohn Says:
Feb 5, 2012 - @accordingtoemmy To quote Bo, "That's superficial"
MelancholyAndroid Says:
Feb 6, 2012 - I love Angry Beavers. Watched it literally all the time when i was a kid, and i still enjoy every single episode.
puppyhatgirl Says:
Feb 6, 2012 - oh bo... so many teenage girls are tripping over their own feet thinking of you :)
metalhead9831 Says:
Feb 6, 2012 - like ann frank wannted no one to read her fucking diary hahaha
Patriotsfan346 Says:
Feb 7, 2012 - Buy my CD...Or don't........or do....
mariamargotm Says:
Feb 7, 2012 - @accordingtoemmy As opposed to figuratively loving him?
AnnieAndMika Says:
Feb 7, 2012 - Thumbs up if you ARE awesome!
AmericanAirsoft100 Says:
Feb 9, 2012 - Holy Craps. . .
earlcaleb Says:
Feb 9, 2012 - LMFAO! This kid cracks me up!
cabbageboy443 Says:
Feb 10, 2012 - This kid is a failO hello internet
bigwormpimpin Says:
Feb 10, 2012 - whos gonna buy your whistle
werecatlove752 Says:
Jan 25, 2012 - This song cracks me up. I was watching it at like midnight last night and I started cracking up... Really fucking loud.