Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

TheEffectKing Says:

Feb 10, 2012 - Lol the battery runs out before you can write one email

wwwtotalitaerde Says:

Feb 10, 2012 - German snitchers are following me on youtube and immediately flag my postings.The GESTAPO today is named BND. They tortured my brother Markus Bott during five and a half Years. He was murdered on 11.7.09. Dont believe anything Germans tell you how democratic and changed Germany is. And: Dont believe the hateful lies they are spreading against other countries like the US, Russia or China!Germans only regret having lost the war. They did not give up the idea of world domination.

xSuperiorManx Says:

Feb 10, 2012 - @wwwtotalitaerde Please excuse his mental illness. Martin Bott (wwwtotalitaerde) is suffering from a psychosis that makes him believe the government is after him, controlling minds everywhere etc. >_> His allegedly murdered brother even went to court against him because he didn't want him to use his name for that nonsense. Now he sticks to defaming my country in Youtube videos. He's a madman and wants to make his shitty conspiracy-homepage look important, nothing else.

ICANGAMER Says:

Feb 10, 2012 - HOW WOULD YOU TYPE FAST WITHOUT A KEYBOARD I CANT EVEN MANGE USING A BLACKBERRY FOR JUST A WEEK TO HARD AND LAGS NO WAY WOULD I EVER BUY THAT THING AND THEY PROBABLY DON'T SELL IT ANY MORE BECAUSE NO 1 WAS BUYING IT

MyLittleBigBrony Says:

Feb 10, 2012 - @ICANGAMER If you can't figure out Caps lock I'd hate to see you try this.

TheeMusicMann Says:

Feb 10, 2012 - It Charges For A Full 19 Minutes.! -__-

deadguy718 Says:

Feb 10, 2012 - haha stupid mac users would actually buy this if it existed! lol

comrade127 Says:

Feb 10, 2012 - thumbs up if you paused to read all the Sentence Predictions

venom6149 Says:

Feb 10, 2012 - couldnt be simpler??? uhh hmmm ok what about using a keyboard! :D simple

Mthizzle3 Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - lol. the abortion went well1:05

GaDZo0KS1 Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - lol did she just say dicking around?? is this a joke I don't remember any apple wheel

LuckyFeathers23 Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - @ICANGAMER ...there are just no words to describe how stupid you are.

turtlecom8 Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - No such thing and that's just dumb

Phillipsonabler Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - Apple is for retards, but this so stupid that it must be fake (imagine all the people, rolling stupid wheel)

marcman24 Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - omfg this is just shit!

Minecraft1131 Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - Thsi will never be a hit apple was just making a big peice of bull SHIT!

4evermakup07 Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - Y'all.... This is fake... Duh. Dumb asses

NASAnice2000 Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - It's fake you stupid people

MrAdelaideRS Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - @marcman24 not real idiot.

LTCimbulletproof Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - @Minecraft1131 tourettes guy!

Z0MBIEDUDE15 Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - Is this a joke to?

ZeevoGFX Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - ;m tYqinG Th1z r1yt n0w w;ith My M4cb0oK Wh33l

MultiSamuel34 Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - go pc

XDEdwinCXD Says:

Feb 12, 2012 - WTF Technology is getting WORSE !!!!

sephynox Says:

Feb 12, 2012 - "The Althusserian scholar gave his copy of Lacan's 'Ecrits' to the abortion doctor."