MST3K - Speech

MrJrodarod Says:

Aug 14, 2011 - "I will not make the KNEE test!" XD

RImAPhan Says:

Aug 18, 2011 - "There, I said it and I'd say it again if I have to"

RImAPhan Says:

Aug 18, 2011 - "Be sure to get a new chin" :D

RImAPhan Says:

Aug 18, 2011 - "until you're incredibly turned on" - LMFAO

TheSadiepearl Says:

Aug 31, 2011 - i like this one cuz its whiter  ROFL

communistjesus Says:

Sep 3, 2011 - I really miss the SATELLITE OF LOVE and IT'S Astronauts of MS3K,

SinnFein4ever Says:

Oct 17, 2011 - I chose my dolls based on their ability to beat the shit out of Ken.

DanzQueen Says:

Oct 24, 2011 - Remember! Appearance has A Pear in it!  LOLOLOL

HighPriestXeno Says:

Jan 5, 2012 - Think tall, talk tall, stand tall and walk tall. ...shave tall, jump tall, and crouch tall.

eartianwerewolf Says:

Jan 16, 2012 - Keep your feet off the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your.....face! Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is a perffeedttt placceeee!!!

eartianwerewolf Says:

Jan 16, 2012 - Seriously though this seems like a PSA for Duloc's citizens

Theburn77 Says:

Feb 5, 2012 - I'm not a flower

thefaboloussob Says:

Mar 9, 2012 - 3:21 "Man, I'd love to have sex w/ him!" said one of them.

thefaboloussob Says:

Mar 9, 2012 - 3:38 "His speech about maintaining segregation is so powerful!"

thefaboloussob Says:

Mar 9, 2012 - 4:13 Is there a reason that's shown in the font of Sports Sans Sherif?

thefaboloussob Says:

Mar 9, 2012 - 3:50 That's write. Looks make the man. If u dress like that slob, your speech about winning the Korean War won't sound so effective.

thefaboloussob Says:

Mar 9, 2012 - 4:23 I'd look more erect if they placed that triangle higher & behind it's ass.

thefaboloussob Says:

Mar 9, 2012 - 5:40 "HowDEEEEEEE!" Yeah I no that ain't Minnie Pearl; there's no price tag!

thefaboloussob Says:

Mar 9, 2012 - 4:45 ♫ it gets a lil better i c da wall that we can brake down 2gether ♫4:47 Like the Rock! Uh I mean Dwayne Johnson.

thefaboloussob Says:

Mar 9, 2012 - 6:05 "Buy the powder of Grayskull. I HAVE THE POWER!" Hmm. Can those words be used in a campaign speech? (e.g. Mayor of Walla Walla, WA)

thefaboloussob Says:

Mar 9, 2012 - 7:15 Aaaay Macarena! (IIIIIGHT)

thefaboloussob Says:

Mar 9, 2012 - 5:27 As if someone changed the channel by the thyme "Footloose" starts.

thefaboloussob Says:

Mar 9, 2012 - 7:30 "Sir, I'm sorry we can't allow restroom breaks during your speech. Please focus & show the audience your words & ideas. Try not 2 show them your ♫☺⌂ʇ." 2L8! "GASP!" "You know, considering that speech, I think his words & ideas came out the wrong end." (rim shot)

vonzigle Says:

Mar 21, 2012 - 6:00 You know, this is the same guy from another Young America production about public speaking. ("Speech: Using Your Voice"). He convinced us the key to public speaking is to have a good "Wire Rack" (per the 'bots, anyway.)...

DianeSchubach Says:

Mar 28, 2012 - Remember, appearance has a "pear" in it.