Christopher Titus - Norman Rockwell is Bleeding 5/9

TheDrewhulsey Says:

Oct 10, 2011 - The best line is "open the door u basterd I'll fuckin break it

illtackleyouinheels Says:

Oct 18, 2011 - Only he can make "the night before Christmas" applicable to white trash.

felineshadow0221 Says:

Oct 25, 2011 - ever notice how his christmas story ....rhymes?

LorenaCaster Says:

Oct 27, 2011 - "he had two acres of land... and he was the one who taught her to shoot!! what a dumbass! Here's a tip for you guys, if you want to beat her don't teach her to fire the weapon!!"too late for me. my daddy taught me how to shoot a few guns, use knives, and use a bow and arrows. boys beware XD

LorenaCaster Says:

Oct 27, 2011 - "She had none of that. She had two speeds: 'i love you' and *godzilla noise*" omg, that reminds me of me XD

kirbuu Says:

Nov 3, 2011 - my parents divorce involved "rifle cock"I want a divorce. mom was a sniper

TheMichiganian Says:

Nov 7, 2011 - "Estrogen Molotov Cocktail"....

trufamoon Says:

Nov 9, 2011 - Christopher should be a spokesman for ads about domestic violence towards men..no joke. He should. It's funny but you know is kinda a fucked up situation

LadySekhmet42 Says:

Nov 11, 2011 - Its like he did that on purpose or something O.OSorry, my inner smartass couldn't resist. The story was made to follow the rhyme pattern of the poem "The Night Before Christmas"

felineshadow0221 Says:

Nov 11, 2011 - lol i kno that now before when i saw it the first time i didnt see it (everyone ha an inner smartass its how high school is made bearable....and college to be honest )

throwitoutthewindow Says:

Nov 12, 2011 - two modes " i love you" and" *hisssssssss*

shonenjump18 Says:

Nov 15, 2011 - twas the night before christmas and all through out the house not a creature was sturring except the psyco bitch on the couch

sephiroth21347 Says:

Nov 27, 2011 - 'I have a sugar imbalance' 'No! Diabetes is a sugar imbalance! You are an estrogen molotov cocktail!'

NO0NEinparticular Says:

Nov 28, 2011 - I just wanted to break with this bitch now its a hostage situation

rocko508 Says:

Nov 29, 2011 - i almost spent a night in jail cuz of that women .. but they dont let you stay in jail just because your afraid of your girlfriend

busterporter2010 Says:

Dec 6, 2011 - heres a tip for you guys if your gonna beat her dont teach her how to fire the weapon

busterporter2010 Says:

Dec 6, 2011 - so i summon my man-hood from bottom to top and scream like a little girl im calling the cops

TheBrainSponge Says:

Dec 15, 2011 - I'm a 5'1 100 pound Jewish girl. Forgive us?

jasonlajoie Says:

Dec 20, 2011 - chick was bi-polar

SkylarkVII Says:

Dec 25, 2011 - 6:50 and on is my favorite part of this whole special

TheDivaLounge Says:

Jan 25, 2012 - Oh I know the bi-polar type chicks. They can be Evil, abusive (mentally, emotionally and physically) manipulative bitches!!!! Trust me.....I've known a few!

InfinatelyEvil666 Says:

Jan 31, 2012 - now THAT is a christmas rhyme

ChipArgyle Says:

Feb 5, 2012 - "So I moved in with her..." The downfall of every man who will compromise himself for a chance of regular sex.

iamdemonhunter3 Says:

May 17, 2012 - She had a little Gli-T-chh

glendajo67 Says:

May 28, 2012 - I would love to meet his parents!!!!!!! Seriously.....is ANY of this true???? Anybody know????? Kinda sad but OMG so funny too!!!!!!!!