Mr. Deity and the Book, Part Deux (Episode Two, Season Three)

skiddlecrumms Says:

Jan 1, 2011 - The bible is a very messed up book. Why don't you actually read it. Find the caps lock button while you are at it.

esiosan Says:

Jan 20, 2011 - Raised as an evangelical christian, I too always felt this refreshing "joy of the spirit". I still feel it today, but now as an atheist. I want you to understand that this feeling of blissful joy that you attribute as the holy spirit, isn't a holy spirit trademark. It can in fact, be felt by anyone with or without faith during a non-religious meditation experience. I feel it when I marvel and meditate on the Universe's beauty and complexity, no god, no rules, no guilt. best...

DirectInjected Says:

Feb 9, 2011 - That's easy. The pope looks strikingly like Emperor Palpatine. Do you honestly think stormtroopers have time to put condoms on? Of course not!

SirKickz Says:

Feb 10, 2011 - Hell to the yeah on the blissful joy of the natural world. Suggestion: Find a park or field or beach where there isn't too many twigs or rocks on the ground and go for a run barefoot. Something about wind in your face and dirt between your toes makes you feel alive and free on a very primal level. It's awesome.

deathman1021 Says:

Mar 10, 2011 - Larry did warn you

ChannelingOne Says:

Mar 16, 2011 - "If faith isn't faith if you use your eyes," how is one to read your words of wisdom? It seems those God-given organs might play at least some role in discernment.

endlessmonkeys Says:

Mar 17, 2011 - Wait. People are pissed at this? Hell, I'm a card-carrying Catholic and I laugh my moobs off on this. I love the church, the scripture, and the whole kit-and-kaboodle but c'mon folks.. if you don't like it, just bypass it. No one's holding a gun to your head and making you see this stuff. And if someone IS, in fact, holding a gun to your head.. my bad.

RaggedM88 Says:

Apr 12, 2011 - To be fair the old testament where god looks particularly bad was written by the jews, but no matter. its still pretty funny.

misterdeity Says:

Apr 13, 2011 - The ideas that inspired the greatest evil in Judeo/Christian history come from the New rather than the Old Testament. For me, there's nothing worse than the idea of good people being tortured eternally, and the notion that God doesn't care about what we do -- only what we believe. Those are the ideas that led to war upon war and 800 years of inquisition.

RaggedM88 Says:

Apr 13, 2011 - Agreed. Its just that a lot of what you mention in the skit are the things coming from the OT.

misterdeity Says:

Apr 13, 2011 - Yeah, that's true. We've done quite a bit about what I call "the barbecue" in season four.

XxXspacityheroXxX Says:

May 29, 2011 - This show need to be aired on prime time television!!!

templarart Says:

Jun 15, 2011 - I like Mr Deity better when he's perfectly fine with genocide... not that he knew what that meant and ended up disliking the word - "utterly destroy is I believe how I put it." The mythos you've produced seems to indicate that Mr Deity knows and is perfectly fine with the Bible -he just has trouble explaining it without being embarrassed. Great show, thanks.

misterdeity Says:

Jun 15, 2011 - Well, this is all based on the bi-polar character found in the Bible. He's the guys who says Thou Shalt Not Murder, and then orders genocide -- Thou Shalt Not Steal, but don't worry about taking people's land. That's the beauty of this character -- anything He does is in character 'cause He's all over the map!

templarart Says:

Jun 16, 2011 - Extremely funny answer. Completely predictable from a masterful comedy writer. I know, I don't expect the character to be consistent, it's just a comedy - I guess for me I prefer your depiction of Jehovah as an affable, likable deity who orders genocide and the stoning of non-virgins - yet is surprised when people find anything wrong with it. That is hysterical stuff - I listened to your skits for hours yesterday, sometimes the same skits 3 or 4 times! Much better than TV!

nvalentino75 Says:

Jul 2, 2011 - 12 people can't dance.

rich2rock Says:

Sep 16, 2011 - Let's leave the blacks out of this, they've suffered enough.

serene430 Says:

Sep 20, 2011 - What did Larry say at the very end?

misterdeity Says:

Sep 21, 2011 - What are you gonna do with "W"? (Bush).

fake2 Says:

Oct 6, 2011 - Yo Lucy is a MILF! I just noticed. LOL

jasonjon88 Says:

Oct 28, 2011 - "And make them clap on one and three, instead of two and four."Lol, that was hilarious! And you know where this happens the most? In church!

InContemplation Says:

Dec 1, 2011 - 2:16 - 2:43 Want a great example of Anti-Gay Christians with bad hair? /watch?v=3wfcc4wfv5A

Thayer79 Says:

Mar 30, 2012 - Why is it that Mr. Deity's videos always seem to have trouble buffering? YT not like something this epic? Seriously though it sucks cause I have to pause it, go do something else until it's done buffering. Makes it very hard to watch the seasons...

Satori1800 Says:

Apr 27, 2012 - That was my favorite part. I laughed my ass off.josephPS LITERALLY...I had to pick me ass up from the floor and reattach it with crazy glue

HomoCognitus Says:

Apr 28, 2012 - Lucy is HOT!