Barbara Bush Runs Aground Off Coast Of Maine

sevsquad Says:

Sep 1, 2010 - This video is simply the best "yo mama so fat" joke ever made

DeathToNeoCons Says:

Oct 6, 2010 - It seems Barbara Bush is a beached whale.

p0tazzium Says:

Nov 2, 2010 - Yes, these creatures you describe are known as "cannibal-trolls." They live in an isolated region of southern Yemen, preying on other, non-cannibal trolls by pretending to be ignorant. 

RomZruleTeHworld Says:

Nov 13, 2010 - elaborate dragon dance...fuck im not chinese you.that seems stereotypicalofcourse this is fake.

Eirexeyes Says:

Nov 14, 2010 - haha if i didnt know about the onion, i would actually think this was real... cause they are all lizards ahaha!!!!

goliathlup1 Says:

Jan 15, 2011 - I guess joke's on you!... PICK A SIDE!

Hobinator17 Says:

Jan 17, 2011 - that's what a troll is

shade270 Says:

Feb 2, 2011 - This talk of a McCain Dragon Dance intrigues me.

voodooman8 Says:

Feb 4, 2011 - And that sir, is a troll.

jxkiller5 Says:

Feb 18, 2011 - yea, thats the point... lol"Is funny because is true" lol

kaziabir1 Says:

Apr 1, 2011 - umm...people are not retarded like you....idk what kind of people you hang out with but from my friends everyone would know right away..so i don't bother trying to "trick" anyone these videos are obvious...just like we can tell Fox News is a joke...which is also obvious but for some fucking reason some conservatives don't seem to understand that....

macbeebee Says:

Jul 1, 2011 - Let us prey for her rescue, she is the mother of our greatest president!

Motive11331 Says:

Jul 15, 2011 - Holy shit! It's a troll!!Go back to your bridge

spaid012 Says:

Jul 21, 2011 - Thank god she made it out okay. That woman is an inspiration.

cowcrap43 Says:

Jul 22, 2011 - this is totally real i was there

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FredrickVonWinkle457 Says:

Aug 12, 2011 - you, sir, just blew my mind...

Greedy4Money Says:

Aug 15, 2011 - Oh my god, i remember this like it was yesterday. When she started lashing out at people, it was disastrous. I even have scars on my arm from her incredibly sharp talons. But i'm glad she made it out, everybody gets irritated sometime.

R5H4D0W Says:

Aug 16, 2011 - There better not be a vessel named Barbara Bush... or the joke will really be on the Onion.

Tw1St3DSt33L Says:

Aug 23, 2011 - she get's refferred to as "former first lady", "miss Bush"

TheOkami1113 Says:

Sep 3, 2011 - Dear idiots and trolls, save it. You already know it's totally real.

TheNoobiezz Says:

Sep 26, 2011 - HAHAHA I LMAO-ed when i say the diagram of mrs bush

GarySpeedsDeadCorpse Says:

Feb 23, 2012 - rescuers covering barbara bush with et towels to keep her hydrated? lmfao!!!!

ZPM7 Says:

Mar 5, 2012 - And what a beautiful and majestic dragon dance it was.