Survival Guide: Anaconda Bite

Brandonisrad18 Says:

Nov 8, 2011 - Take a knife and cut its fcking head off, it'll let go then.

blargation Says:

Nov 13, 2011 - Who else thinks that the two lower jaws thing is seriously fucking weird?

saluut2001 Says:

Nov 26, 2011 - Anything to do in your life guys??? Left them in peace!!!!!

DRDPL Says:

Dec 20, 2011 - LMFAO "Ayyy Coño"

whateverwhenever11 Says:

Dec 22, 2011 - bite it too.

archealer Says:

Dec 29, 2011 - Some Knife to cut his head?

iHacksorzz Says:

Dec 30, 2011 - the size of...... an average dog. Wow umm really? Whew i was expecting something much bigger like moose.

SAMFICOM Says:

Jan 1, 2012 - 4. Cut snake's head off immediately.

armytaskforce11x Says:

Jan 2, 2012 - god dam idiots ..now it taste human blood and now it's going to want some for the rest of it's life ,that's like letting me eat bacon and expecting me to never eat it again.

armytaskforce11x Says:

Jan 2, 2012 - thats 50/50it could die and let go or the head can go in shock and hold on.SHOOT IT IN THE BODY AIM FOR THE MAIN ORGANS

rokkvi09 Says:

Jan 7, 2012 - I would bite back. and wtf push further in? didnt u just say it could swallow a dog whole? then it wont have troubles with a small hand will it?

MrArtPolice Says:

Jan 8, 2012 - Just put a thumb up his ass

AtheistGamingCD Says:

Jan 8, 2012 - He really looked like he was in a life threatening situation...

nimzo47ify Says:

Mar 8, 2012 - ha LOL south park

MrArtPolice Says:

Mar 8, 2012 - :D

TheRitchardgaleHater Says:

Mar 26, 2012 - It can SWALLOW something the size of an average dog, you really expected a moose?

TheJSpiv15 Says:

Mar 29, 2012 - Average sized dog? In the beginning it was constricting a hippo

edo5555 Says:

Apr 7, 2012 - the way you survive an anaconda bite is you stay the phuk out of the amazon

CLICKMEYOULOSER Says:

Apr 13, 2012 - You should never compare a human to a animal like a snake. Completely different.You pretend to be an army graduate. God damn, you're stupid.

CLICKMEYOULOSER Says:

Apr 13, 2012 - I knew it was B from the start. Maybe it makes the anaconda feel the need to vomit?

CLICKMEYOULOSER Says:

Apr 13, 2012 - It's called studying animals you retard.

MsKTMvalley Says:

Apr 13, 2012 - 0.o

leightonransome Says:

Apr 30, 2012 - i ove how he washes off the cut in murky water

killuminaty0505 Says:

May 10, 2012 - That's bullshit it's not A, B or C you have to put your finger up its bum

BlacKOps361 Says:

May 12, 2012 - Actually your a fuckin retard. Vomiting? He just said it was so you can get the teeth off you finger because of the way the snakes teeth are curved