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Title: Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay
Added: Jun 14, 2010
Author: TheOnion
Duration: 2:32
Description:
Plagued for years by swirling rumors about its sexuality, soccer has finally come out, becoming the world's first openly gay sport.
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Channel: Comedy
Tags: world cup soccer fifa funny comedy sports gay onion satire the onion news onion news network onn
world cup soccer fifa funny comedy sports gay onion satire the onion news onion news network onn
Youtube Comments: 15534
IJMODUS Says:
May 23, 2012 - Well,hold on to your opinion,who cares if you tatoo it on your forehead ? Others have opinions about your opinion,so when you come out with crap it comes back to you.Very simple and yet you don't understand it.That's why the joke is on you.Lacrosse...wow,sounds so exotic,you might be right hahaha,funny guy
BlaineToTheRescue Says:
May 23, 2012 - Its very exotic. You should try it sometime. Very fun. Fastest game on 2 feet. And i have said this before in my past replies I don't care about your opinion on my opinion. It may seem like I am, but i don't. That is why I keep replying saying that I don't care about your opinion. But you don't seem to understand that. One more time. I think soccer is gay and it sucks. No one will be able to change my opinion.
BlaineToTheRescue Says:
May 23, 2012 - Its still gay to me no matter what.
IJMODUS Says:
May 23, 2012 - One more time;keep your crap opinions,and your crap sports.People in other countries don't have programs on tv where they rubbish sports in which they don't excel,retards do that.What really ''sucks''is this kind of ''humor'',intellectually and culturally challenged.Keep dreaming...the joke is on you
BlaineToTheRescue Says:
May 23, 2012 - hahah what are you talking about? All im saying is that soccer is shit. But you are getting so pissed off about it. Really? Do you care that much that I insulted your sport? The joke is not on me. Its on you b/c you get offended like a little bitch. This whole time I just keep saying I don't care about ur opinion. You still don't understand that. Sir I hate soccer. Soccer sucks. What are you gonna do about it. Mind control me to think soccer is cool? lol NO!
IJMODUS Says:
May 24, 2012 - You're the little bitch that needs to rubbish something from the start.Hold on tight to your crappy opinions and sports,who needs them.Keep hating whatever you like and as much as you like.Shure,I am really pissed off for appreciating the beautyfull game,euro 2012 is giving me nightmares , FOOT BALL,FOOT BALL
BlaineToTheRescue Says:
May 24, 2012 - If your getting pissed off that means your the bitch. Soccer sucks dick. You little pussy. You can't even take in a persons opinion. hahahah pussy!!! Plus, you cannot spell for shit!!!!! uneducated and a pussy!
IJMODUS Says:
May 24, 2012 - Well,the fact you can't write a post without including genitalia,excretions etc really shows the level of your education. Intellectually and culturally challenged,remember? You're probably proud of that as well.
BlaineToTheRescue Says:
May 24, 2012 - Oh yeah Im so terribly sorry for talking about dicks and pussies. Did that offend you as well? I rather spell words correctly than worry about talking about dicks and pussy. If your gonna talk shit to an american at least spell words correctly. Dumb bitch. hahahaha.
IJMODUS Says:
May 25, 2012 - Is that the best you can do,look for spelling mistakes? Not able to get away from your gutter vocabulary either.I do not get offended by retarded individuals,simply gave you a chance to show what a moron you are.I am sure you could lecture the English themselves about their language,American supermen, would be if could be bully.
IJMODUS Says:
May 25, 2012 - Greetings Lion.Every true football fan looks down on cheats,they mostly get punished according to the rules anyway.It comes down to an individual players personal and professional integrity.Cheating happens in life generally,but that's where reputation and respect come in.If anything,rugby fans could call American ''football'' gay for a number of reasons...
BlaineToTheRescue Says:
May 25, 2012 - No like i said your a pussy for getting offended easily.You obviously stated you got offended so don't try to say that you didn't lol. All this started by me saying soccer is gay and is for fags. I still think thats what soccer is. Opinions, everyone has them. I think your a faggot pussy. What are you gonna do about it? *crickets* Nothing.
mat2000100 Says:
May 26, 2012 - They call it soccer to denote it from other coedes of football (Rugby, NFL, etc)
mat2000100 Says:
May 26, 2012 - 1.they call it soccer to differentiate it from other codes of football (rugby, NFL, etc)2. "american counts Sir, you are officialy an idiot and a racist, go back to school and suck nick griffins dick,plz
mat2000100 Says:
May 26, 2012 - Thats a stupid question...Lololololool.....
mat2000100 Says:
May 26, 2012 - MOTORSPORTFK YEAH!p.s. sing it to the tune of america fuck yeah from team america
mat2000100 Says:
May 26, 2012 - have the police come to your house yet?
mat2000100 Says:
May 26, 2012 - to differentiate it from other code of football (Rugby, Babbage rules, australian rules, NFL/CFL)p.s.by cfl i mean the canadian football league, the canucks take on the nfl.
mat2000100 Says:
May 26, 2012 - more like a bunch of autistic dogs LMAO (being a high impact sport like NASCAR, Rugby or fascism (Lmao again), y not try it) also, since you hate america and its mates, suck Hussein's dick plz
mat2000100 Says:
May 26, 2012 - how about the cfl, canada's version of handegg
mat2000100 Says:
May 26, 2012 - how about the cfl, canada's version of the NFl
IJMODUS Says:
May 26, 2012 - Not so,the only one retarded foulmouthed individuals can offend is themselves.Being what they are they cannot comprehend that.That is why you haven't been able to respond with anything even resembling intelligence,just a shower of shit.Look up Denis Leary's song ''Asshole'',he had people like you in mind.
wazpoppin9 Says:
May 26, 2012 - exactly, im saying its pretty obvious this whole thing is fake (the onion) because only an american would refer to the sport as soccer.
IJMODUS Says:
May 27, 2012 - Not so,the only one retarded foulmouthed individuals can offend is themselves.Being what they are they cannot comprehend that.That is why you haven't been able to respond with anything even resembling intelligence,just a shower of shit.Look up Denis Leary's song ''Asshole'',he had people like you in mind.
TheLion8470 Says:
May 23, 2012 - I mean you dont hear Americans talking shit about rugby there's no way in hell we would dominate at that sport. That sport is better than American football. Now soccer or football or whatever you want to call it is actually pretty gay i mean they fucking act injured in order to get a free kick. That's some gay shit for a man to fake being injured.