Embarrassed Steven Chu Accidentally Calls Barack Obama 'Dad' In Cabinet Meeting

DEATHBYFLYINGCDS Says:

Feb 15, 2012 - Hey thats an opinion, race bait is a perfectly legitimate way of luring in black fat women(fried chicken, and now new stick of butter flavored), spicy hispanic illegals(tacos, tacos tacos), and brand new imitation noodle fishing lines for all your chink fishing needs. Make sure to enter our sweepstakes for a boat coated in gay repellent scents and extremely non flattering paints. Available at your local KKKmart.

TheReaverOfDarkness Says:

Feb 16, 2012 - There are problems with giving power to a strong central government, it being national or state doesn't make a difference but rather how much power you give it. The correct answer is checks and balances. EPA might have problems, but so will any new organization put in its place. Fact is, EPA is doing great and very necessary things. The correct answer is keep it and fix the issues with it. Ron Paul and his supporters need to go back to high school.

paxik Says:

Feb 16, 2012 - "How do we want to do this?"

armedyboyedik1995 Says:

Feb 16, 2012 - Unlike you buddy, I understand Austrian economics. Ron Paul is talking about real cuts. EPA doesn't do shit. EPA has been screwing up for years, it has to be replaced with a private sector because government involvement is never good. I'm sure you're satisfied with EPA hiring 5000 people to find out Sand is fucking dirty, you have to be shitting your self. Like I said, Ron Paul wants to cut spending, without sacrificing our seniors madicaid and SS.

TheReaverOfDarkness Says:

Feb 16, 2012 - You don't know shit about what the EPA does. Perhaps you should take a tour of one day in the life of an EPA worker because apparently everything you read about them is a lie.

iseezapie Says:

Feb 17, 2012 - Humour is subjective

iseezapie Says:

Feb 17, 2012 - Calling everyone who disagrees with you a leftist, such a nuanced and intricate opinion you hold there

armedyboyedik1995 Says:

Feb 17, 2012 - Hey dumbass. Maybe if you stayed informed like I did you would understand things that are going on in this country. Sadly, you're just another pathetic, liberal, jew, zionist, bank backing, cocksucking disaster. Rot in the corner.

TheReaverOfDarkness Says:

Feb 17, 2012 - You claim you're informed and I'm not, yet when I point out facts you toss insults.

smosherx Says:

Feb 19, 2012 - Lol look at the top 2 commentors names

smosherx Says:

Feb 19, 2012 - why are you getting mad at him, ur the one spreading a lie about our president from ur name!

smosherx Says:

Feb 19, 2012 - why are you getting mad at him, ur the one spreading a lie about our president from ur name!

Tressco Says:

Feb 21, 2012 - You'll never find more truth, set in such a sharp contrast, than in the son & depopulation headlines.

silvercruz1980 Says:

Feb 27, 2012 - You crazy troll. The Onion is fake news and the comments should be equally fake. Deep inside I pity you but not enough to stop laughing at you.

mannymatrixofwar2 Says:

Feb 29, 2012 - the one third of the world's population having to die part cracked me up.

BryceTryce Says:

Mar 5, 2012 - so because you and your family are unsuccessful we should just nuke innocent people? yeah that makes sense

TheReaverOfDarkness Says:

Mar 6, 2012 - I'm as much in favor of nuking innocent people as I am an atheist jew zionist. I don't collect stamps as if not collecting them is in style, and because I'm too busy collecting european postage stamps depicting mushrooms (which technically aren't stamps because they're not endorsed by Uncle Sam). Or whatever it was you said about me that you made up.

BryceTryce Says:

Mar 6, 2012 - thats weird because you said and i quote, verbatim, " I say we nuke the middle east, north korea, the USA, cuba, and any other worthless wastes of human flesh we can think of.Can I move to europe before we get started?"

DynVec Says:

Apr 13, 2012 - 0:55 Let Detroit go bankrupt or Corporations are peopleROFL

dreamingpixles Says:

Apr 17, 2012 - Man, I was still feeling all warm and fuzzy from the strongest little boy story when they throw in the "how do we want to do this" bit. Nearly choked on my tea laughing. One of the better Onion transitions.

LulzSecurity31 Says:

May 8, 2012 - Steven Chu is probably one of the smartest people to ever grace our planet. WE ALL AMKE FUCKING MISTAKES.

reggaepuppy126 Says:

May 13, 2012 - THIS VIDEO IS SERIOUS

LulzSecurity31 Says:

May 14, 2012 - LOL - JOKE :D

DontPickMePlease Says:

May 26, 2012 - "1/3 of the world population has to die"Ok, we will get rid of the common YouTuber who abuses the word "gay" for everything he dislikes and just cannot stop going on about his gaming setup and getting you to "thumbs this up if MW2>MW3," every disgusting fat old grandpa that directly rubs your soap over his fucking crotch and drools over your favorite pillows, and everybody who sags his pants below his waist and un-ironically says YOLO.