Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 3 - RAWR!

ZACKYBOY96 Says:

Sep 20, 2011 - THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER!!! BUT I LOVE MY MOM AND DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES!If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hour

shannongirl1221 Says:

Sep 20, 2011 - yes he does need to speak more clearly and tht was kind of fnny..but ot funny enough for me to actually laugh.................but lolz

MJ47106 Says:

Sep 21, 2011 - THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER!!! BUT I LOVE MY MOM AND DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES! If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hour

Viper6454 Says:

Sep 26, 2011 - Another dull one.

EliXD787 Says:

Sep 27, 2011 - my name is eli :)

Mincraftmodsrule Says:

Sep 30, 2011 - On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a boy by the name of Scott was found dead. No one Could come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails because his computer was on.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna dieFLAG THIS AS SPAM SO THE OTHERS DON"T HAVE TO READ THIS

Brugar18 Says:

Oct 4, 2011 - a man went hunting one day. he walked through the woods and he saw a bear he draw his rifle and aimed to the bear, shot and missed. before he could reload the bear came to him and said:-you tried to shoot me so i must rape youthe bear did what he said and went on his way. the hunter aimed the bear and tried to shoot him and he missed again and the bear came to him and said:-now tell me... you didnt came here to hunt now did you?

TMountainroad Says:

Oct 6, 2011 - Narrator needs to speak clearly? That's what makes it funny.

FunnyGamerNERD Says:

Oct 8, 2011 - A plane suddenly started to loose altitude, as it was out of fuel. A young woman stands up, takes off her clothes and shouts, "Who can make me feel like a woman before I die!" Then a man gets up, without missing a beat, takes of his shirt and says, " Here, iron this."

fatzomungus Says:

Oct 14, 2011 - lawl

fl00dsm0k3 Says:

Nov 4, 2011 - i dont get it

wwefan12372 Says:

Nov 8, 2011 - الله اكبر

adamknight88 Says:

Nov 10, 2011 - 3 vampires walked into a bar.the 1st vampire said: i want a cup of blood.the 2nd vampie said: ill order 2 cups of blood.the 3rd vampire said: gimme a hot glass of water.the two vampires asked the 3rd vampire: why a hot glass of water?when their orders arrived, the 3rd vampire took a used tampon out of his pocket and said: im making tea.

wallacehenderson Says:

Nov 12, 2011 - Haha....not bad!!!

Scarface8500 Says:

Nov 22, 2011 - the joke is that when the guy was describing the hunting story and he he said the lion jumped out and roars at him. The boys think the "Raaar" sound he made was describing the lion roar, but it turns out when he first said "Raaaar" he was shitting his pants right there (Cuz hes old)

cris64441 Says:

Dec 9, 2011 - lol.i love thise jokes

AaronLilly1 Says:

Dec 10, 2011 - *says in cleavlands voice* that's just nasty

gatorman02 Says:

Dec 15, 2011 - Haha

kifftin22 Says:

Dec 30, 2011 - This joke was ripped of from only fools and horses

animallover7070 Says:

Feb 19, 2012 - @adamknight88 ewwwww hahahahhaha thats nasty and funny

leslyerocksz Says:

Feb 27, 2012 - Fuck

squeekieballs Says:

Apr 2, 2012 - A pedifile and a little boy are walking into the woods a night, the little boy looks up at the pedifile and say ( gee mr these woods are sure scary) to Which the pedifile says ( your scared I have to walk out of here alone).

007subscriber Says:

Apr 10, 2012 - acoma is not one word, its two A coma. Not acoma. just because it sounds that way.....

TurtleBlastingOG Says:

Apr 11, 2012 - I think I know that... I mean... I used the word again in the sentence that followed... but thanks for the input...

going4arideROBLOX Says:

May 14, 2012 - Eli is the lion