Steps to keep your child a creationist

mmccgee Says:

May 25, 2012 - She has no idea of what it is to learn!!!

nochannelist Says:

May 25, 2012 - lol!!! amen

Russlan48 Says:

May 26, 2012 - Keep your child in the basement, give him only food and bible. it is the easiest way keep your child in handicap creationist partway:)

marcelobetel Says:

May 26, 2012 - The best way is to keep them away from all TV and Movies and risem' were they can see the nature, take care of animals and swim, fish, and stuff like that.that's the best way to teach your kids about it.

Shadyblast Says:

May 26, 2012 - Hey, you are asking uncomfortable questions! We know that the best thing to do for us as your loving parents is to deny you access to education in order to keep you separated from knowledge because god did not give you that brain because he wanted you to use it. It's more like a place holder.

bbsen Says:

May 27, 2012 - LOL!!!!!

bbsen Says:

May 27, 2012 - watch her other videos... i think she is an atheist...

cococan123 Says:

May 27, 2012 - God, I lobe thinking women.

CynicalSkeptic1 Says:

May 27, 2012 - You said "And btw, i dont believe in God, i KNOW God is real."ROFLMAO!!Look at Thor, or Venus, or Zeus, or Neptune, or Apollo, or Jupiter, or Wotan, or Horus, or Mars, or Vishnu, or Mercury, or Allah, or Cupid, or Rah, or Poseidon, or (insert god name here). There are literally THOUSANDS of gods which Christians don't believe exist because they have exercised rational thought THOUSANDS of times. All that need be done is to apply rationality for one additional god.

CynicalSkeptic1 Says:

May 27, 2012 - CAUTION: Believing ancient religious superstition can result in assimilation of erroneous information. Evolution disproves the Creation myth, and diseases aren't caused by sin, and the earth isn't geocentric, and leprosy cleansing doesn't result from the "sprinkling of bird's blood".There are 3 options for the biblical god:1) He was scientifically illiterate.2) He was attempting to deceive all of us with CONTRADICTORY EVIDENCE.3) He doesn't exist and it's all just ancient myth.

xBitage Says:

May 27, 2012 - Just ship your kid to Afghanistan, instant creationist.

CynicalSkeptic1 Says:

May 27, 2012 - "But since im kind, i can give u a detailed explanation of genesis that doesnt contradict the modern sciences theories. Just ask."..third time...ROFLMAO!!You offered...I'M ASKING!! DON'T IGNORE THIS...Please provide a "detailed explanation of Genesis" which doesn't contradict science. We BOTH know you can't because the Bible doesn't just contradict a biological science like evolution...it also contradicts NUMEROUS other sciences including Astronomy, Geology, Cosmology, and Paleontology.

CynicalSkeptic1 Says:

May 27, 2012 - You said "Unless u do answer all these simple questions u are delusional." Once again, ROFLMAO!!! Delusion: Talking snakes and donkeys. Women made from ribs or turning into salt. Men living in whale bellies for three days. Horns blowing to knock down walls. Seas parting through supernatural means. A few fish and loaves of bread feeding thousands. Turning water into wine. Resurrections. Ascensions to heaven. Leprosy cleansing resulting from the "sprinkling of bird's blood"

CynicalSkeptic1 Says:

May 27, 2012 - You said "Biological evolution is based on no physical evidence whatsoever."I'm sorry to completely disagree with you...but organisms can be grouped by sequence similarity via DNA sequence comparison and the resulting phylogenetic trees are consistent with taxonomy. Scientists had envisioned the paleontological tree of life long before it was CONFIRMED by DNA sequence analysis. Consequently, evolution is one of the most validated theories in all of science.

CynicalSkeptic1 Says:

May 27, 2012 - Excerpt: James McCarter of Divergence Incorporated states that the work of 2001 Nobel Prize winner Leland Hartwell which has substantial implications for combatting cancer relied heavily on the use of evolutionary knowledge and predictions. McCarter points out that 47 of the last 50 Nobel Prizes in medicine or physiology also depended on the use of EVOLUTIONARY theory.Scientists don't win Nobel Prizes in medicine and physiology based on a theory that doesn't actually exist.

CynicalSkeptic1 Says:

May 27, 2012 - Your insistence to contradict science is nothing new:Article from Christplagiarized(dot)com: Scientists had to suffer torture, silencing, imprisonment and death at the hands of Christians who didn't agree with newly discovered facts about the world. Christianity lost the first battle with astronomers who realized that, contrary to what Christians asserted, the Sun did not orbit the Earth, and that the Universe doesn't seem to be designed specifically for humankind.

CynicalSkeptic1 Says:

May 27, 2012 - Since over 30,000 Christian denominations can't even agree on a congruent belief concerning an ancient holy book...it would appear that god has difficulty espousing his "Word". A book which is "divinely inspired by God" but is so utterly obscure that it is constantly misinterpreted. The ambiguity of the Bible is confirmed through this obvious evidence. This indicates that the biblical god CAN'T make COMPLETE SENSE to ANYONE.Apparently god is mumbling when talking to people.

CynicalSkeptic1 Says:

May 27, 2012 - "Lol, Bible is not easy to comprehend and it takes a lot of reading and alalysis."Incorrect.The people of Samaria must bear the consequences of their guilt because they rebelled against their god. They will be killed by an invading army, their little ones dashed to death against the ground, their pregnant women ripped open by swords." (Hosea 13:16)This verse appears to be quite clear that under certain circumstances pregnant women and their infants should be brutally slaughtered.

CynicalSkeptic1 Says:

May 27, 2012 - You also said "In Jesus case we know that the 3 days are literal..."Apparently you inadvertantly neglected to include something else we know about Jesus. He clearly indicated that under certain circumstances exterminating obnoxious children is required:"Anyone who curses his father or mother must be put to death." (Jesus speaking) (Matthew 15:4)So, take your AK-47 out with you and next time you see an unruly child...BLAM!!

lalunette Says:

May 27, 2012 - I'm sorry, your cleavage kept distracting me so I completely ignored the idiotic things you said about how to keep creationist kids ignorant. LOL

greken145 Says:

May 27, 2012 - As usual, judging God by an atheistic, egocentric and life-ends-when-dead vpoint of view. Ofc i wont make sense. If u assume God exists and really did that, then u also have to take in consideration the following: God also has prepared an eternal "paradise" for those souls and He had to protect the jews at all cost from getting slaughtered in order to let Jesus and the Holy spirit to come to earth. That was an very importnat task and no risks were tolerated.

MrFarr0w Says:

May 27, 2012 - the video should be called "How to keep your child an uneducated, babbling gullible idiot for the rest of his or her life

greken145 Says:

May 27, 2012 - Besides, whats a short moment of pain compared to eternal happiness? What if some peopled suffered for a short moment? Jesus did also without even deserving it. "Under certain circumstances..brutally slaughtered". God doesnt murder. God is the creator of life and has also the right to take whats His. Murder on the other side, is strictly forbidden.

greken145 Says:

May 27, 2012 - Lets talk science. How many different opinions are there on a subject like for ex evolution? Scientific theories, opinions etc, 1? 5? 100000? Oh, i guess evolution theory sucks because there are so many opinions about it. Nice logic there..