"On Girls Lending Pens," by TAYLOR MALI

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AnAwsomeGuy1 Says:

Feb 12, 2012 - i can so relate to this

JustAPrayer Says:

Feb 19, 2012 - Brilliant. So true, although in my experience this has mostly happened with boys actually. :D

killaken2000 Says:

Feb 21, 2012 - very well done thanks for sharing

jermer1able Says:

Feb 23, 2012 - im sorry u look gay to me and get a HAIR CUT! but the only thing i wil EVER like from you is the apple a day one once again you look like a fag

Rigicai05 Says:

Feb 29, 2012 - PENS!!! IT'S LENDING PENS!!!

tanqttnml Says:

Mar 4, 2012 - Lol now that I think about it, it's pretty true. I'm the first type, and my boyfriend is the second. And it is a curse! He loses all my pens... >.<

15minoflame Says:

Mar 12, 2012 - Sad but do true of women

csmith3699 Says:

Mar 12, 2012 - Yes, this feels a lot like Dr. Seuss....

GirlGamer2374 Says:

Mar 20, 2012 - awesome poem. i love this one!

TheEmmyWay Says:

Mar 26, 2012 - This man is a genius.

kiskoshkahurricane Says:

Apr 11, 2012 - "do true"?

kiskoshkahurricane Says:

Apr 11, 2012 - Check out his "Impotence of Proof Reading" sometime. ;)

WeRodeOnLights Says:

Apr 12, 2012 - most embarassing moment, my poetry prof saw me on campus and asked to borrow a pen, and I didnt have one. A poet without a pen is what?

Giles2144 Says:

Apr 14, 2012 - im the first...im lost when i forget them at home :(

EddieHots Says:

Apr 15, 2012 - I'm the first!

NiceHotCupOfBro Says:

Apr 15, 2012 - I swear, if all of her pens were malfunctioning in some way, why did she offer them all?

Theepicpurpleninja Says:

Apr 16, 2012 - I don't find this offensive at all. It's funny, and, in a lot of cases, true. Now, don't go hating because I said it was true, because I am a girl and know from personal experiences that this is in fact true for me. Only my problem is I can never find my pens!

Theepicpurpleninja Says:

Apr 16, 2012 - The question is; If so many of her pens don't work, why does she bring them to class?

fancypork Says:

Apr 24, 2012 - genius.

9Coronas Says:

Apr 26, 2012 - So why didn't your prof have a pen? Zing! ;D

chevaliedelareverie Says:

Apr 27, 2012 - That IS the question!

CanItAlready Says:

May 11, 2012 - I used to carry a few pens to class and lend 'em out occasionally. never carried any that were sticky or gloppy or runny though. Sticky? Yuck.

Alahamamra Says:

May 16, 2012 - lol lol lol

bellamasquerade2012 Says:

May 20, 2012 - I'm a feminist of sorts and I still thought it was funny and if you're really that annoyed by this the sexism goes both ways and I bite my thumb at thee for your stupid comment