Go the Fuck to Sleep - read by Noni Hazlehurst

Emlis16 Says:

Apr 20, 2012 - No no no, my friend. 122 people don't have a sense of humour.....

luanaluana71 Says:

Apr 21, 2012 - And that too... i wonder if its because they don't want them....  lmao

mcgusto82 Says:

Apr 21, 2012 - @ HanscaYou're an idiot. Stop taking yourself so serious. Where's the abuse. It's a parent at his wits end, saying what any parent is thinking in the same situation. If anything, it's teaching patience. Yes, now turn off your PC, and go the fuck to sleep.

Amato9091 Says:

Apr 22, 2012 - Thee best bed time story  that was ever read to me!!!

JesLenPate Says:

Apr 23, 2012 - I want my children to read this to me when im finally put in a home... ;)

Emanresu2206 Says:

Apr 24, 2012 - 2 months later.... 128 people don't have fuckin kids

erinundra Says:

Apr 28, 2012 - Good one Noni :)

MrLdinatale Says:

Apr 28, 2012 - pause 3:43

MrLdinatale Says:

Apr 28, 2012 - pause : 3:43 3:44

motherlode478 Says:

May 2, 2012 - You Seriously Need To Go The Fuck To Sleep.

ERBENA2 Says:

May 2, 2012 - Adam Mansbach is one sick Jew!!!!

Riwcain Says:

May 3, 2012 - Isn't hilarious how the stupidity of society can be glamorized simply through the mass amount of equally stupid people who support idiotic creations. Stupid people can make it in this world because the majority of the world sympathize with their stupidity, such creating phenomenons where worthless garbage make large sums on money.Stupidity 1, Intelligence 0

bsadancer Says:

May 7, 2012 - Lmao

Enl1gtend Says:

May 7, 2012 - dude calm the hell down think about all the parents who have to put up with there kids all day and just when they think they can relax, they wont go to sleep and it happens every night on and on and on, wouldn't you go crazy after awhile?

Sumdeelum Says:

May 7, 2012 - I Got 2 Words For You Kid.FUCKING SLEEP!!!!!!

Redyoshi50 Says:

May 8, 2012 - Funniest fucking thing on the internet. Nuff said

weirdTedE91 Says:

May 12, 2012 - Ooh, right in the childhood.But friggin hilarious, glad to see Noni's still around...

vadstradamus Says:

May 14, 2012 - I agree, the truly brilliant among us show the ignorant masses the light not by writing books or creating anything, but by posting comments on YouTube in which we adverbs like "simply" where they seem out of place (but we don't know that, do we?) to inflate our own egos because the opposite sex doesn't find us appealing. You sir/madame are the Da Vinci of our time. Now go the fuck to sleep.

adventuresofbo Says:

May 17, 2012 - that would be funny if this book was read on the BBC show "the tweenies"

splitprofanity Says:

May 19, 2012 - It's funny when some people rely on ad hominem attacks to undermine obvious truths. Is your unnecessary display of "1-upsmanship" over now? Really? Are you sure you don't want to also highlight people's supposed lack of sexual prowess through your own callous assumptions? Good...now go the fuck to sleep. ^_^

Apple Jack Says:

May 25, 2012 - i wonder what would happen if i read this to a room full of first graders. i would probably get arrested for using bad words that or kicked out forever. I'm not a teacher i don't work at a daycare or school. but it is a thought.

yoghurtfart Says:

May 25, 2012 - go the fuck back to sleep

danae744 Says:

May 26, 2012 - look up Samuel l Jackson ! so funny

shaun1912 Says:

May 26, 2012 - hahahaha

mbmvcvdpzp Says:

May 26, 2012 - You wouldn't be arrested..