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Title: Auto-Tune the News #5: lettuce regulation. American blessings.
Added: Jun 19, 2009
Author: schmoyoho
Duration: 3:26
Description:
find us on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenewsand/or facebook: http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothersLyrics:ML: Any world orderThat elevates one nation over anotherWill fall flatSG: Ah, snapML: I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalismSG: Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves.ML: Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better.SG: Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin blessed by Joe Biden in space!JB: God bless America! All: Ay!JB: Gah-awd bless America!All: Ay!!JB: God bless, God God blessGod bless America!!All: Ay-men!!!SB: Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it...MG: I know, it tastes like goat shit.SB: You smoke your lettuce. MG: Believe me, I've tried. SB: You're gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco.MG: I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato - burnin salad in my throat!RM: Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce. MG: You can warn me all you want, but you'll never stop my leafy green fetish. SB: It's not the nicotine that kills! It's the smoooooke! The smooooooke. Cancer: it's the smoke. Heart disease: it's the smoke. Respiratory disease: it's the smoooooooke! It's the, it's the inhalation, it's the smooooke, the smooooooke. If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it's okay. It's the smooooooke, the smooooooooooooke!SG: The more produce we come across, the more problems we see.KC: Some companies say they've received hundreds of applications for just a single opening. One man sent a shoooooe to his prospective employerEG: Shawtayee, don't you knowThat Air Jordan was from meeee?KC: I wore a long, white eyelet dress and a floppy white hatAnd carried a walking stickEG: Oo-wee! Am I crazy, am I trippin on shroomsOr you singin bout pimpin on the late night news?Katie Coo, baby boo, you got swagga like a starDon't stop, real talk, we gon take it to the charts!You can beKC: Lady GagaEG: I can beKC: T-PainEG: We can beKC: Bringing on the boogieEG: Droppin rhymes like rainYou can beKC: Lady GagaEG: I can beKC: T-PainBoth: Bringing on the boogieEG: With floppy hats and pimp canesLC: We've got some breaking newsLet's go to Tracy Burns--she's got all the newsTB: Actually, Liz, I think you wanna jump up to RobertRobert: Tracy, baby, you crazyI don't know what the hell's goin onOr where the camera belongsLet's go to NicoleNP: Me?Robert: Yeah, youNP: Me?Robert: Baby booNP: Me?Robert: Whooo-oooooooohNP: Me?Robert: Nicole don't know; let's throw it to JoeJoe: Uh, you know, I'm, uh, tryna get a hold of this myselfBreaking news guys, umI, I don't have it, Liz, I have to send it back down to youI'm afraidLC: Okay, that's okayBut the basics of it isClearly this is a fascinating story
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Youtube Comments: 6154
bluemeat Says:
Jan 10, 2012 - Nicole is hot :P
1983patriotplus Says:
Jan 12, 2012 - This is so stupid.
horselover48842 Says:
Jan 14, 2012 - @xAmuga "Obrama"
jmxbox Says:
Jan 14, 2012 - @bluemeat yeah she is
VTPPGLVR Says:
Jan 15, 2012 - "Are you singin' 'bout pimpin' on the late night news??" *Katie Couric smiles and nods*X-D
HeartlessLink7 Says:
Jan 16, 2012 - This one will always be my favorite.
Ghostlamp33 Says:
Jan 17, 2012 - This is probably my favourite video of all time
willrelio2609 Says:
Jan 18, 2012 - 0:03 barack obrama???
willrelio2609 Says:
Jan 20, 2012 - correction 0:02
623alterego Says:
Jan 20, 2012 - Wait, I think they something about smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke?
praisethebeatles Says:
Jan 23, 2012 - @2rs2pureUmm...It's the United STATES of America
xReirax Says:
Jan 24, 2012 - OBRAMA 2012!!!
RickhatesScott Says:
Jan 24, 2012 - Katie Coo, baby boo, you got swaggah like a star
lolliepop90 Says:
Jan 27, 2012 - To be honest, I prefer Andrew/Katie. They have connection. Especially on the song about gardens being healthy, green and lead-free.
DarkRubberDucky Says:
Jan 27, 2012 - I want to download this for the Katy being a pimp part alone.
TheAeroshade Says:
Jan 28, 2012 - Magical! Truly this song is magical.
KawaiiDesuKitty020 Says:
Jan 30, 2012 - lol this vid made me laugh so hard XD
xguitarguy1996x Says:
Jan 31, 2012 - thumbs up if you heard gaga bless!
ThyLastPenguin Says:
Feb 3, 2012 - Barrack Obrama?smh
Kelnar7 Says:
Feb 8, 2012 - @Ghostlamp33 then you obviously haven ot seen bedroom intruder or the hug every cat song this is shit compared to them
DoktorUnken Says:
Feb 9, 2012 - smoking lettuce? good idea, I'm thinking about stop smoking cigarettes anyway...
JuggaloOzi Says:
Feb 10, 2012 - "floppy hats and pimp canes" = EG gold
kryptonbornson Says:
Feb 10, 2012 - Nice video. *Lights up the lettuce cigarette.*
midgetsow Says:
Feb 11, 2012 - @TheChaos248 That's why he gets the "Unintentional Frankenstein Prayer" award at the end.
UsagiOhagi Says:
Jan 9, 2012 - @2rs2pure Oh I wish. But no. Marijuana is illegal, lettuce is not, so they're saying that it's a legal alternative. But there are no side effects of smoking lettuce that I know of.Congress is crazy.