George Carlin - Advertising Lingo

Nerevarineownsyou Says:

Jan 12, 2012 - "Time" is human, not natural. So is "Love". You could say that the ability to think like us is natural...<_<

qpSubZeroqp Says:

Jan 25, 2012 - 5:52

ZoanBlade90 Says:

Feb 12, 2012 - Anybody else see the irony in the fact that the supposed "gourmet" food that rich people sometimes eat are the garbage part of the food world? Snails,fish eggs,and goose liver. Why would you ever want to eat that? Something wrong with you?

TheLuminousCleric Says:

Feb 13, 2012 - Being rich automatically makes them better. LOL.

WMH435 Says:

Feb 20, 2012 - XD hahaha

WMH435 Says:

Feb 20, 2012 - HAHAHAHA xD

UndeservedArrogance Says:

Feb 22, 2012 - It slightly disgusts me that a Dane Cook clip is in the Suggestions list for a George Carlin video.

kirbynat493 Says:

Mar 16, 2012 - I'm eating some fucking grapes right now. :D

Arcrist1 Says:

Mar 19, 2012 - everything is not natural....does aspartame occur in nature?  nope man made poison

puffleyellowpuffle Says:

Mar 21, 2012 - Misanprthrowpicbunny. I HAVE BIG TIME ANXIETY ATTACKS AND RIGHT NOW IM SWEATIN LIKE A DONKEY IN A TANNING MACHINE :(

bananian Says:

Mar 24, 2012 - When I was at New York, I wanted to find the New York Fries restaurant only to realize it was a Canadian franchise.

qyxzz Says:

Mar 26, 2012 - Yak dick lololololololololol

runcycleskixc Says:

Mar 26, 2012 - @Arcrist1: aspartame is made of carbon atoms that are part of nature

Catcherintherye11111 Says:

Mar 26, 2012 - i wish someone could upload all his specials...i'd love that person long time.

06livefast Says:

Mar 28, 2012 - yeah bro pretty sure I'd rather have crabs than gangrene lmao

Curthe93 Says:

Apr 15, 2012 - Deep dish yak dick. <3

blackeyedemochick Says:

Apr 18, 2012 - Deep dish yak dick... :3

thekylehansenm11 Says:

Apr 22, 2012 - Deep dish yak dick lol

sidhunp Says:

Apr 25, 2012 - no FUCKIN chocolate!!!

cduggan7070 Says:

Apr 26, 2012 - i just watched his fear of germs bit, omplete contradiction. i love this guy!

misspinkpunkykat Says:

Apr 28, 2012 - He forgot "stick-to-your-ribs". As Foamy the Squirrel says: "I'm not sure I want to eat that then. And how extactaly does this meal bypass my digestive system completly and make its way to my ribs?"

stagm3 Says:

May 2, 2012 - all of his specials are on netflix if you are a subscriber

angrybirdsforever Says:

May 17, 2012 - I saw it on a bottle of a Lemon iced tea that said*Made from real lemon*