Flesh Gordon - The Nesuahyrrah

a07002 Says:

Jun 28, 2009 - When does the "hilarious" kick in?

oprep3 Says:

Aug 15, 2009 - There were meetings about shooting a test reel for The Star Wars by several members of the Flesh Gordon effects crewwho were very aware of the fact that George Lucas was working on the script and that Lucas had originally wanted to make Flash Gordon. I still have a letter from Lucason American Graffitti letterhead describing his "upcomingproject" The Star Wars. As it turned out several of them did work on Star Wars

frowsybird Says:

Aug 18, 2009 - Made in 1973. I think you'll find the haircuts come under that heading.

fcksckdmn Says:

Oct 24, 2009 - Noob

4thtroika Says:

Nov 7, 2009 - You ever try telling someone you only wanted to watch a porno for its' special effects? Be prepared for some very strange looks.

blitzspeer Says:

Nov 23, 2009 - Funny stuff.

megaswenson Says:

Nov 27, 2009 - Amazing! Visually, this is really brilliant. Was this an actual porno? Were a lot of pornos high-budget/high-concept like this, before the Mob took over and started grinding out the garbage? Does the unedited version actually show engorged naughty-parts, or is it totally softcore?

TruKriegsaffeNo9 Says:

Jan 2, 2010 - "This is the Tower of Murder... aaaaand this is where I hang out."Man, porn used to be cool. Going from this to title-less mass-produced niche fetish products is like going from "Gone With the Wind" to "Man Riding Bicycle" or "Man Doing Backflip." Except, y'know, with genitals.

forrykid Says:

Jan 4, 2010 - It was going to be "Hard-core", but they decided it was too good to just be a "Porno", so they went "Soft" and released it soft...BUT during an orgy scene, you can see a woman sucking a guy like crazy.The scene was filmed at a distance...guess they missed it while editing!

forrykid Says:

Jan 4, 2010 - YouTube will censor this movie...which was always just "amusing".

megaswenson Says:

Jan 4, 2010 - That's kind of a pity, because the bodies, today, are so much better. So even if they found the missing parts, and re-issued the xxx version, it wouldn't be so hot. Opportunity lost. I suppose back then it was unthinkable to release TWO versions....

JackBlair2 Says:

Feb 17, 2010 - what's with the ragtime piano track? lol

JackBlair2 Says:

Feb 17, 2010 - There never were any sex scenes for this. It is claimed they were confiscated by the authorities. Nonsense.

Annihal101 Says:

Jun 9, 2010 - xD, the monster's dialogue is hilarious. 'Up yours Gordon!""Ow! My... Ass..."

Stroheim333 Says:

Oct 22, 2010 - The scenography, stop-motion and FXs in this movie are amazing for the time. But the acting and dialogue are... not that good...

FungusMossGnosis Says:

Mar 5, 2011 - @deantor95500 4:00

TomthatiscalledTom Says:

May 9, 2011 - That's one helluva 'camp' monster...you can just see him picking up the Rancor from 'Return of the Jedi' at a bath house (Hey big boyyy...wanna drop the Hutt and be maaah Slutt?) before they go back his place for poppers and some butt fucking....

cecinid Says:

May 14, 2011 - Sorry, untrue...I have the unrated (X) version...IMPLIED sex scene, you can see all frontal nudity as the 'actors' (and I use the term sparingly) 'engaged in sexual activity'...;)

cecinid Says:

May 14, 2011 - "My favorite scene is the close-up of the creature saying "My Asssss", "Black nyyyyylons" and his reflection, "Wow!".My fave line from this film was when they first land on Mongo and Jerkov opens the ship door, takes a deep breath and states..."Good. There's oxygen on this planet."STILL cracks me up.

cecinid Says:

May 14, 2011 - "number 2 is better!"You wash your mouth out RIGHT now.

oldrocker74 Says:

Jun 21, 2011 - Back in 1974, me and a buddy went into one of those skin filck theatre houses, and they were showing "Flesh Gordon". There was one sex scene where Flesh and this woman who flew in a big Swan spaceship were getting it on! Most of the time, we were ROTFLOurAO!

AaronIzzard Says:

Oct 11, 2011 - Was this ever taken on by MST3K because they should have. LOL

thecoolmex Says:

Feb 19, 2012 - E.P.I.C.

KlunkerRider Says:

Mar 8, 2012 - "I wonder how you'd look in black nyyyyyllllooooooooooooons..."voiced by a young Craig T Nelson