Dave Chappelle - Terrorists

tpaladino Says:

Apr 8, 2012 - Hmmm... how many Christians have murdered people recently in the name of Christianity? And how many Muslims have murdered people recently in the name of Islam? In the last fifteen years or so? Pretty sure you can count the Christian terrorists on one hand, and the list of Muslim terrorists is too big to even keep track of at this point. You may claim the Bible teaches hate, but it's Muslims who act on it. You should look up the term 'false equivalency', because you clearly need a lesson.

princesskanu Says:

Apr 8, 2012 - Im not a english speaker...im still learning and WHAT A F"#$%&" AWESOME WAY TO FIND OUT THAT MY ENGLISH IS GOOD...GOSH THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

justinkincer1 Says:

Apr 8, 2012 - Not that this is relevant to the video, but when the First Crusades reached Jerusalem, they slaughtered every man woman and child whether jewish, christian or arab. When Salah-al-Din reconquered Jerusalem he gave the crusaders a choice. Pack up all of your property and return to Europe unharmed or remain in Jerusalem with all of your property and continue to conduct business....unharmed. Do you know anything of the roots of modern Arab bitterness? Do you know of the Husayn-McMahon Correspondence

justinkincer1 Says:

Apr 8, 2012 - No? Let me hit you with some knowledge. In return for inciting rebellion against the Ottoman Empire during World War 1, the British promised sovereignty to the Arabs. In an act of national duplicity they also promised the lands they lived on to the western powers, France, Russia and the United States. We have consistently fucked over the Arabs since we first encountered them, yet you wonder why they are mad at us? You wonder why some take their anger to the extreme?

justinkincer1 Says:

Apr 8, 2012 - Want some more? When we helped found Israel we promised the Palestinians an equal hand in creating the Israeli state. Unfortunately we also stabbed them in the back and they were left out in the cold, literally. Their land was taken by force, they were herded into U.N. refugee camps and given the base necessities to survive....for generations. So you tell me who is wrong? The term Islam itself means peace in Arabic. The moral of the story? Don't argue about topics you know nothing about.

tpaladino Says:

Apr 8, 2012 - I said RECENT. Not what happened a thousand years ago. The Crusades are about as relevant to the world today as the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs is. Anyone who's still 'bitter' about something that happened a thousand years ago is fucking deranged and deserves zero respect. And the fact that you need to go back a thousand years to find an example of widespread Christian atrocity says a lot about the mentality of Muslims today.

justinkincer1 Says:

Apr 8, 2012 - The current situation between Israel and Palestine IS modern history, hell it;s current affairs. Christianity and the West continue to oppress the Arab world to this very day. Families are still living out their entire lives in refugee camps because their grandparents were displaced by a nation that legally has no right to exist. What other conquered nation gets their land back 2,000 years after losing it in a war? None.

tpaladino Says:

Apr 8, 2012 - Oh really? How is the Arab world 'oppressed' by the West? Their 'oppression' is almost entirely at the hands of their own people, but it of course is more convenient to blame some western bogeyman and thousand-year-ago Crusades than fellow muslims. As for Israel/Palestine, that's another joke. After WWII maps were redrawn all over the WORLD. There were refugees everywhere... people who lost their homes forever. And yet the Palestinians are the only ones who STILL consider themselves refugees.

justinkincer1 Says:

Apr 8, 2012 - It does not in any way shape or form. Source: I have studied both the Qu'ran and Hadith as part of my curriculum for Middle Eastern History, a requisite for my Major in History.

justinkincer1 Says:

Apr 8, 2012 - Go to the midwest man, you will find Christian organizations calling for holy war against everyone else. Every religion has nut jobs, hell you are living proof.

justinkincer1 Says:

Apr 8, 2012 - They don't consider themselves refugees, they ARE refugees. Yes, maps were redrawn due to combat. But Israel was created AFTER the war. The land that Israel was given was TAKEN from the Palestinians who only wanted a fair hand in the creation of such a state. Goddamned right they are mad and they have every right to be. Would you not be mad if a foreign people came to your country, took your land and barred you from returning? Now imagine if that land had been owned by your family for 900 years.

tpaladino Says:

Apr 9, 2012 - You clearly have no understanding of what went on postwar. Maps were not redrawn due to combat, they were redrawn due to the new political realities. Half of Germany ended up under Soviet rule. Millions of Hungarians, Czechs, Poles, Filipinos, Chinese, Japanese and even other Arabs found themselves homeless and often without a country. And yes, Israel was carved out. But somehow ONLY the Palestinians continue to claim refugee status, while millions of others managed to make a life elsewhere.

justinkincer1 Says:

Apr 9, 2012 - Let me ask you, what led to the Soviet Union expanding it's territory AND the creation of the Israeli state? What was the catalyst for all of the aforementioned change? Also, ONLY the Palestinians remain a people without a country. A spade is a spade my friend. Palestinians are still living in refugee camps to this day. So yes, they are still refugees.

tpaladino Says:

Apr 9, 2012 - They live in refugee camps BY CHOICE. They could have absorbed themselves into any other arab nation in the region, just like every other refugee population throughout history has done. But for some reason the Palestinians are still refugees. Why? Because it's politically convenient to keep up anger at Israel. If the surrounding arab states had welcomed the Palestinians as citizens then this issue would have disappeared long ago. It's a complete joke, and I have no sympathy for any of them.

justinkincer1 Says:

Apr 9, 2012 - No they actually could not have been absorbed into the other Arab nations of the region. Only Jordan allowed refugees in and a small number at that. The rest could not take the burden of extra people on their respective economies. If Israel hadn't expanded aggressively in the early years it would not have been a necessity either.

tpaladino Says:

Apr 9, 2012 - Bullshit. With all their trillions of dollars in oil money, there was no way for Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Egypt and the UAE to collectively absorb a few million new citizens? Citizens with whom they share a common language and religion and could have integrated into their society completely within a generation? Nope, not buying it. That's a bullshit excuse if I ever heard one. The arab states need them as downtrodden refugees because they serve as a useful political tool.

sesshoumarukagome Says:

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Truemoderate Says:

Apr 10, 2012 - Correction "na a RICH 'nigga'

18JulioDLC23Bruhh Says:

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CutiePieZombieKitty Says:

Apr 14, 2012 - oh lol

invertedtube Says:

Apr 19, 2012 - I don't understand the claims you are making, all the people you mentioned (Japanese, Filipinos, Poles etc) still have and did have land even post war, the Palestinians had their land taken away from them and renamed...

KINGKAMMMY Says:

Apr 21, 2012 - LMFAO FUNNY FUCKER MA NIGAA DAVE CHAPPELLE

BigChillUltimate Says:

Apr 22, 2012 - We's good, we chillin' n' shit.

Caldogz842 Says:

Apr 28, 2012 - Justicekincer1 and poopieflys you are both wrong. Many religions do not have people that use their religion as an excuse for war. Confucianism and buddhism are prime examples of this. This belief has stemmed from mainstream religions such as Christianity and islam.

ShamDunk15 Says:

May 24, 2012 - Yo can u guyz take ur freakin religious and/or political debates somewhere else like honestly NO ONE CARES WE JUST WANT TO WATCH THE DAMN VIDEO AND COMMENT ON HOW GOOD IT IS LIKE DAMN!!!!