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Title: Bo Fo' Sho'
Added: Sep 24, 2007
Author: boburnham
Duration: 3:13
Description:
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.com/2a3labwmy new CD, "words, words, words," is here: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/words-words-words-deluxe-edition/id396588798beat and lyrics by bo burnhamwalkin my poodles, man it never gets oldwith my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold,a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey,i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!get more ass than a giant donkey stable,got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table,i get more head than grammar school lice,i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice.Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is tight.jack ain't black, barry ain't white.i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur backcause i got the pipe and you got the crack.though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find,i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind.the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it"but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit.chorus:My name is bo fo sho, a born bostonian,aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonianthe rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,i gave it this little part to give it continuity.the fellas sayhey moron pass the gincause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgengive me the bottle, i'll chug two thirdscause you bitches know fractions speak louder than wordsand the ladies sayhey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonightshould i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?oh stop, PERIOD end of discussionchorus...walking through the garden with food at my feet, picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet).we're in the hood ill take what you give mewas einstein's theory good...relativelya smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mixa litter of literates, a bunch of moby dicks"get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya.half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken tits,why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?poverty, racism, isn't it strange,that only the homeless are beggin for change?i shocked SherlockWhat, son? (watson) (watt, son?)Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"!here's a bit of ironya Ford Focus driver has ADDHow'd i come to master all these things?like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings.
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Youtube Comments: 18449
audgeon58 Says:
May 7, 2012 - His lyrics are really quite genious
yunagirl1597 Says:
May 8, 2012 - I'm that hot chick lol (jk)
mrsapplecider Says:
May 9, 2012 - "rosa parks didn't call shotgun" is probably one of my favorite bo burnham lines
GingrBredMann Says:
May 10, 2012 - When he speeds up it gets so much better!
monsterinthepants Says:
May 11, 2012 - @AtomixOutbreak are you kidding, he's punderful
GingrBredMann Says:
May 12, 2012 - I see what you did there!
TheElectricBubbles Says:
May 12, 2012 - Very punny.Also, nice pi time.
VGMage Says:
May 14, 2012 - No one to this day knows how he doesnt laugh at his own jokes.
kelseyyjustice Says:
May 14, 2012 - This guy is amazing.
jacobbeast1 Says:
May 14, 2012 - This guys great, except for the awkward pauses. Other than that his songwriting is incredible.
mulisha34 Says:
May 15, 2012 - rosa parks didnt call shotgun!
denniskirton7991 Says:
May 15, 2012 - he puts them there on purpose for that exact reason lol
marty1160 Says:
May 16, 2012 - Hey this is still good after all this has past!!Peace
Pensfreak Says:
May 18, 2012 - His face when he says I had to pull some strings the second time. Hilarious
husoldiers1234 Says:
May 19, 2012 - i love this kidd i love his song Im Bo Yo!!!! :)
rihannalover2011 Says:
May 19, 2012 - I LOVE THIS!
kathyj331 Says:
May 19, 2012 - lol you rap like a white boy
6tsa Says:
May 20, 2012 - im constipated, couldnt give a shit
thepimpnerd Says:
May 20, 2012 - I think Bo Burnham just might be the punniest person alive.
mclemore121 Says:
May 21, 2012 - Great wordplay absolutely genius
NeroHero07 Says:
May 22, 2012 - yeah weird considering he's white ??
20twony Says:
May 22, 2012 - I had to pull some strings Lmao
jdog1234525 Says:
May 22, 2012 - Did you poop a virgin cause that shit is tight ;)
acalamel1 Says:
May 23, 2012 - I'm constipated couldn't give a shit
AXL5221 Says:
May 7, 2012 - y do u look so worried i thought it was good