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Title: Smoking Lettuce: Auto Tune the News #5
Added: Jun 19, 2009
Author: barelypolitical
Duration: 3:26
Description:
Gregory Brothers return with another stellar jam, this time tackling among other things lettuce and smokemp3: http://amiestreet.com/music/auto-tune-the-news/auto-tune-the-news-number-5?pytr=gregorybrothersLyrics:Lyrics:ML: Any world orderThat elevates one nation over anotherWill fall flatSG: Ah, snapML: I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalismSG: Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves.ML: Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better.SG: Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin blessed by Joe Biden in space!JB: God bless America! All: Ay!JB: Gah-awd bless America!All: Ay!!JB: God bless, God God blessGod bless America!!All: Ay-men!!!SB: Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it...MG: I know, it tastes like goat shit.SB: You smoke your lettuce. MG: Believe me, I've tried. SB: You're gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco.MG: I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato - burnin salad in my throat!RM: Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce. MG: You can warn me all you want, but you'll never stop my leafy green fetish. SB: It's not the nicotine that kills! It's the smoooooke! The smooooooke. Cancer: it's the smoke. Heart disease: it's the smoke. Respiratory disease: it's the smoooooooke! It's the, it's the inhalation, it's the smooooke, the smooooooke. If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it's okay. It's the smooooooke, the smooooooooooooke!SG: The more produce we come across, the more problems we see.KC: Some companies say they've received hundreds of applications for just a single opening. One man sent a shoooooe to his prospective employerEG: Shawtayee, don't you knowThat Air Jordan was from meeee?KC: I wore a long, white eyelet dress and a floppy white hatAnd carried a walking stickEG: Oo-wee! Am I crazy, am I trippin on shroomsOr you singin bout pimpin on the late night news?Katie Coo, baby boo, you got swagga like a starDon't stop, real talk, we gon take it to the charts!You can beKC: Lady GagaEG: I can beKC: T-PainEG: We can beKC: Bringing on the boogieEG: Droppin rhymes like rainYou can beKC: Lady GagaEG: I can beKC: T-PainBoth: Bringing on the boogieEG: With floppy hats and pimp canesLC: We've got some breaking newsLet's go to Tracy Burns--she's got all the newsTB: Actually, Liz, I think you wanna jump up to RobertRobert: Tracy, baby, you crazyI don't know what the hell's goin onOr where the camera belongsLet's go to NicoleNP: Me?Robert: Yeah, youNP: Me?Robert: Baby booNP: Me?Robert: Whooo-oooooooohNP: Me?Robert: Nicole don't know; let's throw it to JoeJoe: Uh, you know, I'm, uh, tryna get a hold of this myselfBreaking news guys, umI, I don't have it, Liz, I have to send it back down to youI'm afraidLC: Okay, that's okayBut the basics of it isClearly this is a fascinating storyThe Gregorys' channel:http://www.youtube.com/schmoyoho
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Youtube Comments: 7806
battousaicrescent Says:
May 9, 2012 - heheheh,can't argue with that, the U.S. tossed aside what made it great,and now despite still being around,it's like a hollow shell to what it's supposed to be.
Only100Letters Says:
May 10, 2012 - Why is this song on barelypolitical when its schmoyos or what ever? Just asking?
superultracriticguy Says:
May 11, 2012 - you know what thinking that your country was a gift from god? its called being an arrogant cock face
absolution12321 Says:
May 15, 2012 - darren loves this...
RlyehianAncient Says:
May 20, 2012 - Corrections. Most people are fucking idiots. Humanity as it is, is undoubtedly stupid.
tristramshandy3 Says:
May 20, 2012 - I agree, but at the same time, I feel like the stupidity of the overwhelming majority of Americans takes on an almost militant aspect- they're PROUD to be fucking idiots (look at Palin and Cain- how they brag about being dumb and not reading, and how that actually APPEALS to the troglodytes that vote for 'em).We are unique among our species for the great lengths we go to to not only be stupid, but to proudly display our idiocy to the world.People are dumb.Americans are the dumbest!Adios.
KookieXlol Says:
May 20, 2012 - AMERICA IS NOT A CHRISTIAN COUNTRY!!!
WOOtageMaster Says:
May 21, 2012 - oh really? check the pledge.... I'm pretty sure in there it says... UNDER GOD. Even on your money, IN GOD WE TRUST. sooooooooooooooooooooo, atheists... ha
Leci1877 Says:
May 22, 2012 - O the irony:(
Matdogg2k Says:
May 23, 2012 - Now they're slowly taking God away from our dollars and schools and everything........Sad times
GTAKID01 Says:
May 23, 2012 - epic ad before this vid: Bob Marley - Legend
Laquintanaa Says:
May 23, 2012 - The whole 'under God' was added in 1954, now politicians use religion as a ploy for votes. Your founding fathers wanted the church and the state separate, which was brilliant seeing what they made the country into. Benjamin Franklin once said,"I have found Christian dogma unintelligible. Early in life, I absenteed myself from Christian assemblies;" and Franklin also said, "Lighthouses are more helpful then churches" (Atheists, 2006).
WOOtageMaster Says:
May 24, 2012 - and good for you nobody cares haha
WOOtageMaster Says:
May 24, 2012 - yep, it sucks, but people with her majority. Like the whole gay thing, soon they will make it legal to have relationships and to marry animals or something just because people think its perfectly normal haha.
WOOtageMaster Says:
May 24, 2012 - oh and good for everybody, my profile picture is a duck, fak u
EvilLeprechaun88 Says:
May 25, 2012 - Thats it! i'm gonna vote for Junkie Einstine!
boobothe6th Says:
May 25, 2012 - Hearing the "GOD BLESS AMERICA" part makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Matdogg2k Says:
May 25, 2012 - @WOOtageMaster Yeah seriously....I think it might get out of hand
evilrolo Says:
May 25, 2012 - I thought it was just me D':
Shamrose98 Says:
May 25, 2012 - i love this goooooooood bleeeees americaaaaa aa a a a a xDDD
tristramshandy3 Says:
May 5, 2012 - "most Americans believe that this country was gifted by god (???) blessed nation, and that we are better."So what? Most Americans are FUCKING IDIOTS!