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Title: New Moon in a Minute (Parody)
Added: Nov 27, 2009
Author: jacksfilms
Duration: 1:18
Description:
TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/jacksfilmsFACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/jacksfilmsfansSUBSCRIBE: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=jacksfilmsParody of the travesty that is "New Moon."Literally nothing happens in the entire movie. No, that's not an exaggeration. Here's a complete synopsis below of the actual film:Edward leaves Bella after NOTHING HAPPENS at a party.Bella spends a good third of the film wallowing in her misery instead of getting the hell over it.Bella helps Jacob rebuild old motorcycles while NOTHING HAPPENS.Bella leads Jacob on but NOTHING HAPPENS.Edward almost kills himself BUT THEN DOESN'T.Edward gets in a fight with the Volturi but IS THEN FORGIVEN.Edward and Jacob make some kind of pact, THEN JACOB LEAVES.Edward asks for Bella's hand in marriage, THEN THE CREDITS ROLL.Now the movie itself is very pretty, the acting's fine, the soundtrack didn't piss me off, and the special effects are convincing. However, they don't distract me from the fact that the plot doesn't exist.
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Tags: jacksfilms twilight saga new moon edward bella jacob vampire werewolf film movie parody awful spoof eclipse breaking dawn
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Youtube Comments: 9776
SashaSaliyahlove Says:
May 12, 2012 - LOL
dontscrewtheworld Says:
May 14, 2012 - MOTHERFU-
kristibutterflykirk1 Says:
May 14, 2012 - harry potter way better than twilight... they have a dobby... should've sprinkled some glitter on the skinny guy then she would have married him
switzerlandful Says:
May 16, 2012 - LOL (almost fell out of my chair) nice one
gtfomahouse9 Says:
May 16, 2012 - I'm gonna straight up murder you! Your move douchebag...
Shaunapeedy Says:
May 17, 2012 - Jesus dude, it's just a movie...
MeFmovie Says:
May 18, 2012 - HAHA LOL
WolfyGirl224 Says:
May 19, 2012 - By the way will you marry me? LMFAO!
Carina Elena Says:
May 19, 2012 - i guess i just wasted 1 minute of my valuable time...
mip707 Says:
May 19, 2012 - This is worse than the actual movie
MysterMyschievious Says:
May 20, 2012 - Still a better love story than...oh....shit.
Bryan Garcia Says:
May 20, 2012 - what'd you expect its a Fucking PARODY
StandardToaster123 Says:
May 21, 2012 - Wow, take a joke, dumbshit...
Bryan Garcia Says:
May 21, 2012 - instead of commenting a JOKE just watch the video and enjoy
coleisawesome532 Says:
May 21, 2012 - instead of commenting and telling someone to not comment you should not be a douchebag
brianshrode72 Says:
May 21, 2012 - NO IT'S NOT!!! It's also a book...
Shaunapeedy Says:
May 22, 2012 - Oh yeah !! And the books are soo much better :O
StandardToaster123 Says:
May 22, 2012 - Yeah, I already have... about 1,000 different times...
brianshrode72 Says:
May 22, 2012 - I didn't say that. Truth is, they're worse just because it takes longer to read the books than it does to watch the movies. That's also not the point. The point was that it was the joke where it sounds like I'm trying to defend it, and then just make fun of it that much more. It's called a bait and switch. Sometimes they're used in other formats too. Like a joke sounds dirty and turns out to be clean. Ex. What starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!
Shaunapeedy Says:
May 23, 2012 - Uhhh....But the books are better....I get what you were trying to say in the first place, there was no need for that XD The books are always better then the movies anyway.
brianshrode72 Says:
May 23, 2012 - Not in this case. Stephanie Meyer repeats the same description at least ten times in the first half of the book alone. This description, by the way, is Edward and Bella's embrace. You already told me how stone cold and rock hard Edward's chest is. YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME NINE MORE FUCKING TIMES. The plot advances at a ridiculously sluggish rate. Seriously, I'd pick watching Twilight over reading it ANY DAY.
Shaunapeedy Says:
May 24, 2012 - But the movie leaves out a truckload in the movie. That's all I was saying...I agree though the books move so incredibly slow :|
Zeta Perry Says:
May 24, 2012 - i luv how the play ground is in the back round
givemearandomnamenow Says:
May 27, 2012 - You've got to admit though, Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen is pretty hot!
MsMoomouse Says:
May 11, 2012 - This movie didnt even have a PLO-!!!!