Wii Longplay [003] Contra Rebirth

y2k4ever1 Says:

Nov 13, 2011 - Ow i get it now, so chief salamander becomes one of the contra's!

tecmo1 Says:

Nov 29, 2011 - Hes playing on hard difficulty. HELL YEA! :D *sees him change the setting* aww.... :(

MyNinoslav Says:

Dec 11, 2011 - This is good game.

Deathmetalfan90 Says:

Dec 15, 2011 - Anyone else think they made the new contra a bit childish with all the cutscenes? :p..looks really ridiculous. xD but still looks like it's a pretty decent game overall.

Deathmetalfan90 Says:

Dec 15, 2011 - agree..whuuut!? :( i just remember the spaceship on the moon.

andoc Says:

Dec 23, 2011 - This game is pretty decent. Not as good as older Contra games, of course. But still worth playing.

PoIaris Says:

Dec 27, 2011 - The guys in the Contra team can jump like 3 meters in the air from an idle position. Obviously they have a helicopter that flies in space and don't need space suits.

AlirazaVideoGames Says:

Feb 8, 2012 - bill was the first man on the moon! this is video evidence!!

iniche Says:

Mar 11, 2012 - It's satire. If you thought this was bad, what about the stupid crap in Neo Contra?

iniche Says:

Mar 11, 2012 - Although I do admit that was funny, the plot of this game isn't to be taken seriously. It's satirical and a great nod to the Ultra Games/Konami of America nonsense back in the day. And Neo Contra is worse.

iniche Says:

Mar 11, 2012 - You must be less than 10 years old.

corneliab Says:

Mar 13, 2012 - That shit is bad too! Did you expect me to fucking disagree or something?

iniche Says:

Mar 14, 2012 - No. I expected you to understand that the bad plot of this game is deliberate and that you shouldn't be taking it seriously (read: Konami of America/Ultra Games, Neo Contra plot).

corneliab Says:

Mar 15, 2012 - Oh, I understand all right. That's why I'm fucking criticizing it! Being "deliberate" or however the hell you want to put it doesn't give it a free pass. It's still really fucking stupid, especially seeing as how the best games in the series don't pull this shit (1-4).Quit fucking replying to me. It's clear that you're some kind of weirdass apologist.

iniche Says:

Mar 15, 2012 - It's clear now that you're a moron who can't control his mouth in real life and can't have an intelligent conversation online because he feels the need to swear every 3 words in his sentences. If you understood, you wouldn't criticize it, but you're too stupid to learn. I also doubt you know what deliberate means. I'd bet your $2 life you don't know anything about the series, as well. Oh, and I'll reply to your idiocy if I want.

SPS148669 Says:

Mar 15, 2012 - I wished the emulated the SNES SPC700 wavetable sound chip instead of the Crappy Sega Genesis Yamanha FM sound chip in this game

TheOtherLioyd Says:

Mar 28, 2012 - Loli robots? They just HAD to shoehorn otaku bullshit into this, didn't they?

VicViper001 Says:

Mar 28, 2012 - Umm... what the fuck? Why is Lance Bean undercover as a woman!? Did I miss something?

hollaatmeross Says:

Apr 13, 2012 - omg thisis crazy the last contra game

spacexploder Says:

May 8, 2012 - poor follow up to contra 4

nintendo1889x Says:

May 8, 2012 - You gotta admit, it does sound an awful lot like the old arcade games

somacruzfirm Says:

May 12, 2012 - no man, a poor follow up is Hardcorps uprsing

p0k3r8cez Says:

May 18, 2012 - man this remake sucks. The originals were waaaay better.

javierlocutor Says:

May 20, 2012 - Fuck your sassy mothers!!!, HOW THE HELL DO YOU DARE TO REPRESENT THE CHE GUEVARA AS GALACTIC PRESIDENT???... FUCKING COMUNISTS!!!

80s90sRealBasketball Says:

May 23, 2012 - contra iii was the beast of all contras in my opinion...i like the japanese version of contra hard corps better because they have the energy bar.....