Best Three Stooges Line Ever

someone7671 Says:

Jan 3, 2012 - I don't get it.

clikcerticker Says:

Jan 6, 2012 - man this was the funniest shit ever. its kinda sad that most of the younger people these days dont know anything about them or who they even are. im only 20 but ive known about the 3 stooges since i was idk 10.

jessperr Says:

Jan 8, 2012 - Larry: Well I'm a little apprehensive.Moe: Apprehensive...what does that mean?Larry: It's scared with a college degree.Moe: OK genius why don't you come up with a password when I knock on the door.Larry: How about..."Open the door".SMACK! hahaha

jessperr Says:

Jan 8, 2012 - Judge: Have you ever been indicted?Moe: Not since I was a baby, your Honor.

mikedavis5671 Says:

Jan 12, 2012 - Judge: Would you please drop the vernacular? Curly: That's not a vernacular, that's a doyby (derby)!"

rtds9fan Says:

Jan 15, 2012 - Moe working for US Census office going door to door asking questions "Excuse me sir...but are you married or happy?" LMAO...that one always killed me LOL

jpatton1989 Says:

Jan 17, 2012 - Moe (to a dieing man):Tell me your name, so I can tell your mother?Man: My mother already knows my name.That's my favorite Three Stooges line.

ThirstyTodd Says:

Jan 29, 2012 - Moe: Football! Basketball! Baseball!Curly: I'll have a highball.

carpetcrawler13 Says:

Jan 30, 2012 - Best line is Curly "I'm trying to think but nuttin happens"

bleechrcreechrr Says:

Feb 3, 2012 - Attorney: Please address the judge as "Your Honor"Curly: It was like this my honor.Attorney: YOUR HONOR no My Honor!Curly: Why Don't you like him?and:Larry: He said onesies and you gave him twosie-ohMoe: Here's fivesies

999kyoshiro Says:

Feb 5, 2012 - Larry:hahaha he looks like a V8!Moe: ohh yeah have you ever heard of the V5?Larry:whats that a new car?Moe:no its an old sock! "smack"

prof1661 Says:

Feb 5, 2012 - Hostess: The Gentlemen are going to do their native dance.Curly: I ain't takin' my clothes off for anybody!

Sabin06 Says:

Feb 13, 2012 - Moe: whats that noise? Curly: maybe its a bear. Moe: nonsense how is a bear going to fit in a pipe? Curly: its Bearly possible BONK!!!

111vnderbnder111 Says:

Feb 15, 2012 - Judge: take the stand.Curly: now what do i do with it?Judge: NO, NO, take the stand!Curly: I got it now what do i do with it?

111vnderbnder111 Says:

Feb 15, 2012 - Now where do I put it? my bad :)

me1955brown Says:

Feb 16, 2012 - From "No Census, No Feeling"Stooges are trying to get football players to fill out census forms:Larry: You can trust us, we'll only tell our government.

drewboy108 Says:

Feb 22, 2012 - what episode is that from?

drewboy108 Says:

Feb 22, 2012 - Curly: Are these oysters fresh?Waiter: we just dropped 'em in

oldrustycars Says:

Feb 28, 2012 - Lady in a car, stuck in the mud: "Can you help me? I'm in a terrible dilemma"Moe: "Yeah, I don't car much for these foreign cars myself"

DeaconDeZ Says:

Mar 1, 2012 - Larry: My sister was engaged to a guy with a wooden leg once but she cut it off. Moe: the engagement? Larry: No, the leg!

dannyplants1 Says:

Mar 1, 2012 - Moe to sleeping Larry: "(smack) Wake and go to sleep."

aa4285 Says:

Mar 7, 2012 - sorry..but where is the joke? This the best?

doylescordy Says:

Mar 7, 2012 - Moe (in the middle of pie fight): "Stop! Stop! This has gone far enough! Love thy neighbor!" *Curly gives him a pie to the face*

1594svt98 Says:

Mar 14, 2012 - See here ya chucklehead !!!