Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 41 - Christmas Cop

SargentMugen Says:

Dec 25, 2011 - Watchin' this on Christmas.

ajayzzz7 Says:

Dec 29, 2011 - Lol

Ra1dersFoLife Says:

Dec 30, 2011 - Eli Santa in the background

awsomearnem Says:

Dec 31, 2011 - First joke is an Little Johnny joke :O

wctje777 Says:

Jan 5, 2012 - So is that how it work in America?? A cop pulls you over while you are riding on a BIKE? and then just GIVES you the ticket and lets you walk away....while he allows you to insult him xD ... great! :D

MegaGoinpostal Says:

Jan 9, 2012 - XD hahahaha

Brugar18 Says:

Jan 10, 2012 - a man comes home with 2 tires and wife asked:-why the hell you have those tires for? you dont own a car...-well than why the hell you have your bra for?

MikeKKn Says:

Jan 26, 2012 - That was so pro

theamvgirlx Says:

Feb 10, 2012 - HE. GOT. PWNED!

tigerbro15 Says:

Feb 11, 2012 - Lil Johnny wakes up in the middle of the night and finds his parents having sex. Johnny is furious and runs off. Dad needed to go talk to him about it so he will understand. He looks all over the house and finally, he finds lil Johnny in his grandma's room doing his granny. Johnny sees his dad pissed. His dad yells "What the fuck Johnny? Stop it!" with a grin, Johnny says "Ain't so funny when its your mom is it?"

WafflesandCiderXD Says:

Feb 17, 2012 - thats a cute one(:

Brugar18 Says:

Feb 20, 2012 - there once was the elephant and camel who met each other and elephant asks:-hey why do you have boobs on your back?the camel repplied:-well its a weird question from the one who has a dick on his head

Americangirlgal02 Says:

Feb 27, 2012 - ooooh the cop got pwned!

halo1boyify Says:

Mar 21, 2012 - that was gooood f u cop you just got pwnd

thatsfup Says:

Mar 22, 2012 - Omg it might be to late but I really want a t-shirt :) I think ur sooo funny, I use ur jokes all the time. Thanks :D

WorldOnlineGamers Says:

Mar 24, 2012 - That Brilliant XD

stabingAdragon Says:

Mar 25, 2012 - Hahahahahahhhahhahaahhaaaahhaahahahaha!!! Thats fu** FUNNY!

TheMultipower47 Says:

Mar 30, 2012 - owned cop and brilliant joke :D

shadowdude1118 Says:

Mar 31, 2012 - Haha

SorA7429 Says:

Apr 1, 2012 - Wow

MrCrackbear Says:

Apr 9, 2012 - On November 20th, 2011 at 7:15 pm, a man was found dead in his computer chair. Doctors found out that his ass fell of and he bled to death. His mother checked his firefox history and found this video, she suffered the same fate. Post this to 6 other funny videos to warn people and never watch this video or else you will laugh your ass off.

Butterflylove1011 Says:

Apr 12, 2012 - Lol

ewanicole123 Says:

Apr 22, 2012 - BAHAHAHAAHAHHABAHHAHABHAHAHA

Cookieandcreame51 Says:

Apr 22, 2012 - ahaha!!!!

ccbatman21 Says:

May 8, 2012 - I knew he would say something about his dick