Jeanne Robertson "Don't send a man to the grocery store!"

jngddct Says:

Mar 4, 2011 - I'm the Left Brain in the family. My Italian mother didn't mind when she did the same thing to me and the ingredients for baked ziti.Apparently, 6 pounds of ziti doesn't feed that many grieving NY Italians!!(Only difference - we make the sign of the cross when someone has passed.)

4knit1 Says:

Mar 14, 2011 - I am blessed with a sister who sent me this link!! So funny! I'm going to try to find you on XM radio!!

Nspyrd Says:

Mar 16, 2011 - I am a new fan! This is one talented, beautiful, funny lady!! Between this one and the bungee jumping... I am still in stitches! Bravo!

BlkParader Says:

Mar 18, 2011 - HAHAHAH!!!!!!!! WAAAAY TOO FUNNY!!!!!!

RayneyNight Says:

Mar 25, 2011 - My fiancée did the exact same thing one time when I sent him to the store. My sister is worse though when it comes to reading directions. Our mom gave her the recipe for no-bake chocolate cookies (we don't let her use the stove after she burned Jello 4 times). When it came to the line 1/8 tsp salt, she thought it meant 1 - 8 tablespoons so she put in 9 to be on the safe side. The dogs wouldn't even eat them.

JepMasta Says:

Mar 25, 2011 - Jeanne, this is the funniest thing I have heard in quite a long time. You are a truly funny woman, and, being 6'5", I happen to find tall women very attractive. HILARIOUS!

indigirl86 Says:

Mar 29, 2011 - This is hilarious!! That's why I got mine trained. If he goes to the store to get things, he'll call me on the phone and ask, 'now what am I supposed to get?' and I'll tell him and he stays on the phone while walking down the isles. I bet people look at him crazy, but he's pretty accurate. I think his mama trained him well. And yes, he was raised in the South.

valaen Says:

Apr 2, 2011 - I really want to come see you Jeanne! I'm a college student with no significant other but I still really appreciate and love the fact that you see humor in the everyday. I'll keep looking out for your shows!

usnuzuluz Says:

Apr 5, 2011 - I so wish I would have known about you and your stories Jeanne! Fantastic to hear such good, clean, authentic humor :D Could listen to you for hours and if you're ever speaking anywhere within a day's drive from where I live in NW New Brunswick, Canada, I'll be there! Thank you for sharing here. 

lcromy Says:

Apr 23, 2011 - Very funny. It is nice to see comedy that isn't filled with hate speech, foul language, or derogatory words.

unclaimedtreas Says:

Apr 24, 2011 - 69 folks ain't got no sense of humor, God love 'em.

LadODell Says:

May 2, 2011 - Anyone who doesn't enjoy this has got a serious problem. This is just good old fashioned American humor, the kind you can't hardly find anymore. Just sit back,and enjoy, cause it doesn't get any better than this.

lostindiancamp Says:

May 22, 2011 - hilarious

sexybabibi Says:

May 23, 2011 - Ooooh dear... lol... I so want to type the punch line but don't want to spoil it for anyone who hasn't seen this yet

JeanneRobertson Says:

May 23, 2011 - @sexybabibi Oh, my. You are astute! Glad you enjoyed the clip and ... preciate you not typing the punch line. As I said... astute. Keep laughing! Jeanne

patsytoland Says:

May 23, 2011 - Just wanted to say how much I love you... I listen to you on my XM driving back and forth from East Texas to West Texas every other weekend and I laugh so hard I almost cry no matter how many times I hear it... Finally after months of hearing I finally heard your name today and looked it up on here to tell everyone :)Patsy

910madge Says:

May 24, 2011 - I never laughed this hard!! Where are the depends when ya need em!! I have been here listening to you for well over an hour already and could probably go the rest of the night if I didn't have to get up in a few hours! Keep em coming! We need all the laughter we can get these days..thanks a million!

JeanneRobertson Says:

May 24, 2011 - @patsytoland Thx Patsy. I'll make sure to lelt the tolks at XM know you're out there. I'm so pleased you enjoy my work. Now if you run off the road laughing during that long drive, it's not my fault! :) Keep listening. Jeanne

JeanneRobertson Says:

May 24, 2011 - @910madge Wonderful! What I do love are people who watch and laugh. I'll be adding a new clip soon so check back. Keep laughing! Jeanne

MrSylvania1 Says:

May 30, 2011 - Mrs Robertson you crack me up I work nights and listen to you on Sirius and xm radio and I aint never laughed so hard in all my life keep up the great work thank you so much for keeping us all laughing now a days when we need laughter the most in our life

MonaPorter13 Says:

Jun 5, 2011 - My mother played this for me today for the first time; I laughed so hard I cried. It's absolutely hilarious! Bless you for bringing some much needed laughter to my weekend. You're wonderful!

ldavis8 Says:

Jun 5, 2011 - Of all her presentations, this one is the funniest to me. Heard it 101 times but I still laugh out loud listening to it.

mcst1977 Says:

Jun 6, 2011 - This is one of the funniest standups out there!!!

representing50plus Says:

Jun 8, 2011 - She is so funny  i listen to her on XM RADIO but I haven't heard her in a few months ....hey Xm put her back on !

digital2500 Says:

Jan 1, 2012 - Looking forward to seeing her on January 28 in DC! She is GREAT!!