Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

JKost18 Says:

Mar 13, 2012 - Craaaaab People.... Craaaaab People......... Craaaaab PeopleTaste like crab, talk like peopleCraaaaab People.....

gb6710 Says:

Mar 14, 2012 - I love that fat bitch.

thebossisheretostay Says:

Mar 18, 2012 - damn it how did my idea get out?

JBLAKIE1 Says:

Mar 18, 2012 - I have never feared delicious crab meat before, why would I now?

ani451 Says:

Mar 20, 2012 - So hungry now.

pendla10 Says:

Mar 22, 2012 - But not him, he went on to give us crabs.

absourate Says:

Mar 26, 2012 - he went on to give us GIANT MARVELOUS crabs.

Wasabifold Says:

Mar 29, 2012 - If these words were actually shouted out at some point in the video by that Black woman they have on sometimes, I would not have been able to speak for a week.

klac666 Says:

Apr 1, 2012 - The Dr. looks like Jeff Goldblum

laserwolf65 Says:

Apr 2, 2012 - All you have to do is attack their weak point for massive damage.

HonourboundProject Says:

Apr 4, 2012 - With the amount of hungry people we have in the world, I don't think we have a problem here.

oskyrus Says:

Apr 4, 2012 - Scientists giving people crabs what an ingenious idea. Crabs for all

oskyrus Says:

Apr 4, 2012 - So many crab pun needing to be said

bobrock345 Says:

Apr 5, 2012 - And a lot of flash photography.Is there really a need to be THAT spusific?

johuotar Says:

Apr 6, 2012 - Giant friendly crabs.

BrendanIsCool Says:

Apr 8, 2012 - don't get crabby bro, they'll come eventually

SteveJ2008 Says:

Apr 14, 2012 - No threat? What about in the actual battles that actually took place in ancient Japan?

ArtypNk Says:

Apr 15, 2012 - I can't see how this can backfire. A creature as lovely and innocent as an armored crab will never harm a soft skinned creature like a man, even though man is mostly made of tender delicious nutrient flesh.

Chrisindapurplehouse Says:

Apr 19, 2012 - This is the origin of the Macra from Doctor Who

Yyyyzyyy Says:

May 1, 2012 - Jeff Goldblum, haha.

gagaplex Says:

May 2, 2012 - Was I the only one who heard "there's going to be a lot of flesh.... photography"?

piechocolatethedos Says:

May 2, 2012 - Are you saying we should take already starving people and give them crabs on top of it all? Sheesh, where's your sense of humanity, man?

MRWhogiveashit101 Says:

May 5, 2012 - That's not easy, they overlap way too much.

luckydog13423 Says:

May 7, 2012 - Now the giants will blame us when they get crabs.

logictroll242 Says:

May 24, 2012 - How do they taste though?