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Title: Auto-Tune the News #6: Michael Jackson. drugs. Palin.
Added: Jul 11, 2009
Author: schmoyoho
Duration: 3:2
Description:
ATTN shirts now available: http://www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-Newsdisclaimer: DON'T TAKE PILLS WITH GIN! (OR ELSE YOU WILL WAKE UP DEAD!!)the beat is a lightly remixed version of 100th Sight by Kapluckus (a Gregory Residence band consisting of Constance Waddell, Michael Gregory, Jamie Forrest, Stuart Harrison and Jacob Crigler)--find the original song here:http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=287197640&s=143441Lyrics:NG: Hey-ohhhh! Congress! Climate change bill! Let's get our debate on--1,2,3MB:It is time to stand up and sayWe get to chooseWe get to chooseIt's one of the twoliberty or tyrannyEG: can we please choose something in between? mediocrity?MG: chastity?HW: puppetry?OB: obesity?JE: marijuanity? pretty please?!MB: The underlying bill represents the tyranny of the governmentIt's our choice, what will we choose today?Will we choose liberty, or will we choose tyranny?MG: it all depends--who gets to be the tyrant?SG: I thought this bill was about the climateNP: Just remember these 4 wordsFor what this legislation meansJobs, jobs, jobs, and jobsLet's vote for jobsCC: and jobsNP: and jobsCC: don't forget about jobsSpeaker: Those in favor say "aye".CC: AAAAYYE!Speaker: Those opposed, "no".JB:Hell no! Hell no! Hell noooooooo!!The fight that we have between the 2 sides of the aisle boils down to one word:JB: freedomCC: freedom!JB: freedomCC: freedom!JB: freedom that will allow the American people to live their liveshell no! Nano Man: hell no!JB: hell no! Nano Man: hell no!JB: hell noooooooo!Nano Man: hell no!Let's allow America to flourish to allow jobs to flourish, and allow freedom to flourish! hell noooooooo!---------------------SP:I'm not wired to operate under the same old politics as usual. With this announcement that I'm not seeking re-election, I've determined that it's best to transfer the authority of governor to Lieutenant Governor Parnell. RS:Hey, could she be pregnant?EG: Pregnant with ideas bout how to run for president!CW:Interesting and perhaps successful strategy to win her the presidency. MG: To win you gotta quit!EG: To quit you gotta win!MG: the chips are on the table - WK: She's really all in.But it's high risk. JL:The people who like herAre still gonna like herThe people who have doubts about herAre just gonna have the same doubtsEG: No doubtJL: Same doubtsMG: SHAWTAYEEAll: Same doubts!----------------------Couric:What do you do if you have Tylenol and other medications with acetaminophen?JE: I take a fistful of pillsand get busy mixin em in my ginWhat about Vicodin and Percocet? Will they be banned ultimately?JE: Not if I can help it!You know it's unconstitutionalTo take away my God-given pharmaceuticals-----------------------BO: I have warned that one dayMichael Jackson would wake up deadWake up, wake up deadMeredith, I had warned everyone--SG: --He told you soBO: --one day we're going to have this experienceI feared this day And here we areKeith, people often die for very strange reasonsThey wake up deadWake up, wake up deadEG: wakin upMG: wakin upBO: wakin upKC: wakin upEG: wakin up is a strange reason to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie.......whoo!---------------------------------------------------find us on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothersand/or on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenews
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Youtube Comments: 8917
TheGloocose Says:
Apr 28, 2012 - Government is not responsible to create jobs and it overall bankrupts our nation republicans are correct in this case
Saints Row Says:
May 1, 2012 - Read the description it says " don't take pills with gin, OR YOU WILL WAKE UP DEAD" WHAT?
LaborHours Says:
May 3, 2012 - So why don't you auto tune some more news.
TheLowlyyouarenice Says:
May 3, 2012 - Trust me, you don't want to know. It involves four dwarves and a narwhal who bacons at midnight with a time hat.
maxdt26 Says:
May 3, 2012 - just like a liberal focusing on one thing one person said and taking it out of context to avoid the real issue. I hope you grow up and start being responsible.
luuukeeee Says:
May 4, 2012 - Lol imagine watching this without subtitties!
MrGorfreeman Says:
May 4, 2012 - american politic <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
kanharn Says:
May 5, 2012 - why would it be lol, I do.
papajonh9000 Says:
May 6, 2012 - LETS MAKE JOSEPH KONY FAMOUS
SbI29 Says:
May 7, 2012 - my all time favorite
SuperOldschool89 Says:
May 9, 2012 - my favorite episode
darkdialga777 Says:
May 11, 2012 - subtitties?
xUnionJackGirlx Says:
May 12, 2012 - chuck norris. that is all
MsRandomperson1 Says:
May 12, 2012 - ah yes you're right! lol
soldierknowsbest15 Says:
May 13, 2012 - John Beohner part was the best, lol
MrGorfreeman Says:
May 15, 2012 - I am French and I find the American political system ridiculous. Seriously, only two party ? That's an obstacle to the democracy
MrGorfreeman Says:
May 15, 2012 - (in my opinion)
zomgthesoftness Says:
May 19, 2012 - It's not "just" two parties; you can have your own party, just don't expect to win or get very many votes.
phillips1012 Says:
May 19, 2012 - Why does it seem like I have seen this before?O_O
Lordkilla3 Says:
May 22, 2012 - Marijuanity XDBAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
thesomedude777 Says:
May 22, 2012 - Republicans make me sick.
silentsoliloquy82 Says:
May 23, 2012 - LMFAO.
hoodrats64 Says:
May 23, 2012 - @thesomedude777 so i guess you are one of those people who like to spend money that we dont have and worsen our financial crisis. Liberals make me sick. Well, let me rephrase that. People who spend too much money make me sick. I bet you are living paycheck to paycheck because you dont know how to save your fucking money. You probably posted that to start a political arguement. Well, mission accomplished.
cmatcmextra Says:
May 26, 2012 - Welcome to America, where you have to be a liberal or a Republican. No more political ideas are allowed.@hoodrats64












MrGorfreeman Says:
Apr 27, 2012 - Can someone tell me where I can find a solo artist singing like the girl at 0:37 ?