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I CAN SWING MY SWORD! (Minecraft Song)
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TOBUSCUS ANIMATED CANADIAN ADVENTURES!
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DRAMATIC SONG - 10 HOURS!!
You asked for it! Get the song on itunes! itunes.apple.com TOBUSCUS Zip Hoodies! (FREE Slap Bracelet with zip hoodie purchase!) tobuscus.spreadshirt.com Free slap bracelets with SIGNED POSTERS! http (you gotta select signed in the drop down!) Fans! facebook.com Daily Vlogs: youtube.com TobyGames! bit.ly Twitter! twitter.com Dailybooth! dailybooth.com Thanks to Terabrite for mixing the audio and color correction, Patrick Mazzalo for After Effects, and Olga Kay for filming LYRICS: This song sounds dramatic but I'm bad at writing words. If you don't speak English, this probably sounds pretty good. You'd probably think I'm singing bout some pretty serious stuff. But in reality, I'm singing 'bout the lack of stuff i'm singing 'bout. This part's intense. And emotional. As long as you don't understand it. Your foreign grandma would love this song. Please send it to her, and she'll probably tell her foreign friends about the song her grandson or daughter sent her today. This song might hit the charts in her country if parts sounded like Coldplay. If the chorus sounds like Coldplay. Then I put some 'La-La-La's in there. La la la la la, la la la la la la la (Coldplay) Hopefully your foreign grandma listens to this song everyday. And if she asks you to translate the lyrics, here's what you say: "A perfect translation does not exist. Well, at least, not in your language. But if you must know, well, picture this: Fifty billion rainbows, and the sun is setting, and the moon is setting ...
NEON TOBUSCUS HOODIES!
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Minecraft - TOBUSCUS STONE
SIGNED POSTERS ARE HERE! www.forhumanpeoples.com (you gotta select signed in the drop down!) Order Tobuscus zip hoodies here and get a free slap bracelet! tobuscus.spreadshirt.com This also works for European orders (here's the euro store) http Playlists: youtube.com Main Channel - youtube.com Daily Vlogs - youtube.com Shirts! bit.ly Fans! facebook.com Twitter! bit.ly Toby Sucks at Minecraft Part 213 Tags: minecraft day first playthrough part intro cinematic pc machinima gameplay commentary normal difficulty lets play
TOBUSCUS ANIMATED CHRISTMAS ADVENTURES!
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LITERAL Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Trailer
MP3! - bit.ly POSTERS! - dft.ba Shirts! - bit.ly NEW Gameplay channel! youtube.com Click-To-Tweet! tinyurl.com Subscribe! bit.ly iTunes Store - bit.ly Subscribe for daily TobyVlogs! bit.ly Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. Literally. By Toby Turner. Toby Links: TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - bit.ly Twitter: www.twitter.com Facebook Fan: www.facebook.com Blog: www.tobyturner.com The lyrics, as transcribed by JigSawPuppet on fxp.co.il Stargate, UbiSoft, SPARKLE A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaaade. and people say Rome wasn't built in a dayyyyy - AH BLOOM TRANSITION The birds get the hell out of there. Because they know something's going down Is he gonna die? No, it's a medium shot. Pan, zoom, and slow-mo means he's the target. Mysterious hooded man watches (from a distance) Take a second to look awesome Time to go. Walk in slow-motion So you still look awesome. Guard just saw you, And he's gonna shot you. But don't mind him Just keep looking awesome. That shadow will take care of him WHITE! Guard says "Stop!" Just kill him with your awesome The other got it by an arrow so you're good. PART THE RED SEA Hopefully those guards have good armor No, they don't. Maybe they do They don't. Now act like you didn't do it. They're not buying it... Target comes out of his shelter He's distracted by a feather. He's like, "SHOOT ME!" He likes feathers. He looks up when he remembers Ooh, I LOVE birds! Nod at the bird and PEOPLE DIE Everywhere PEOPLE DIE Target doesn't die, HE'S FINE! Target sends ...
TOBUSCUS ANIMATED ADVENTURES!
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TOBUSCUS ON TV!
The Annoying Orange premieres this summer! Date to be confirmed soon! Me on MyMusic - www.youtube.com TobyGames Live! www.youtube.com Annoying Orange announced - cloudflare.broadwayworld.com SIGNED POSTERS ARE HERE! www.forhumanpeoples.com (you gotta select signed in the drop down!) JOIN AUDIENCE ON NETFLIX (free trial!)! netflix.com Order zip hoodies here and get a free slap bracelet! tobuscus.spreadshirt.com This also works for European orders (here's the euro store) http Netflix Free Trials (use these links depending on country) US and Canada - www.netflix.com UK - www.netflix.co.uk Ireland - www.netflix.ie Fans! facebook.com Daily Vlogs: youtube.com TobyGames! bit.ly Darkness Redness Whiteness Posters! bit.ly (free Tobuscus slap bracelet when you buy the signed ones!) Twitter! twitter.com Dailybooth! dailybooth.com TOBUSCUS ON TV! Olga's Live Gaming - www.youtube.com Kater's Live Gaming - www.youtube.com
LITERAL Mass Effect 3 Trailer
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LITERAL Skyrim Trailer
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MINI TOBUSCUS!!
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LITERAL The Hobbit Trailer
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Grandma Reacts to "Dramatic Song" by Tobuscus
Toby Turner (Tobuscus) made a video which needed to be seen by Grandma, for obvious reasons. This is that video. Tweet Toby so he watched the video clicktotweet.com Thanks! Tobuscus' video: www.youtube.com More Grandma Reacts: More dramatic stuff here: facebook.com youtube.com twitter.com dailybooth.com whatsuphouston.tumblr.com
KITTY SMACK!
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KIDS REACT TO TOBUSCUS
Tobuscus BONUS: youtu.be Thanks for the LIKE & FAV! SUBSCRIBE! New Kids or Teens React every Sunday: bit.ly Watchall "KIDS REACT" episodes here: bit.ly SUBSCRIBE to Tobuscus: www.youtube.com "TEENS REACT" will debut later this fall. Leave video ideas in the comments or at our Facebook below of what you want us to show the kids next! Created and Directed by Benny & Rafi Fine (The Fine Brothers) MAIN CHANNEL: www.youtube.com SECOND CHANNEL: www.youtube.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com TWITTER: www.twitter.com GOOGLE+: www.gplus.to T-SHIRTS: www.thefinebros.spreadshirt.com IPHONE APP itunes.apple.com SEND US STUFF: TheFineBros PO BOX 4324 Valley Village, CA 91617-4324 ----------------------------- VIDEOS FEATURED IN THIS EPISODE: LITERAL Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Trailer www.youtube.com Nugget in a Biscuit www.youtube.com THE END!! youtu.be Subscribe to his channels! www.youtube.com www.youtube.com -------------------------------------- NOTE ABOUT THE CAST OF KIDS REACT: Several kids will not appear in some of the videos due to being out of town/scheduling. This does NOT mean they are no longer part of the show. Also keep in mind that if we did not bring in new kids every episode, some of your favorite cast members would have never become a part of Kids React. This episode featured the following amazing kids! Lia, age 14 Athena, age 13 Morgan, age 6 Jake, age 12 Emma, age 8 William, age 10 Dylan, age 10 Darius, age 11 Megan & Shannon, age 10 Sydney, age 11 Avery, age 5 ...
LITERAL Prototype 2 Trailer
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I CAN SWING MY SWORD (10 HOUR VERSION)
Get the song on itunes! itunes.apple.com TOBUSCUS Zip Hoodies! (FREE Slap Bracelet with zip hoodie purchase!) tobuscus.spreadshirt.com Fans! http Daily Vlogs: youtube.com TobyGames! bit.ly Darkness Redness Whiteness Posters! bit.ly (free Tobuscus slap bracelet when you buy the signed ones!) Twitter! twitter.com Dailybooth! dailybooth.com I CAN SWING MY SWORD (10 HOURS) Here's the original video where I made the song up: www.youtube.com Lyrics: Do you like my sword, sword? Sword, my diamond sword, sword You can not afford, 'ford Ford, my diamond sword, sword Even if you could, could I have a patent! No one else can make a sword Exactly in this manner, manner Welcome to my manor, manor I ca ca ca canna canna Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword Whenever I get bored, bored I can swing my sword, sword I can swing my sword, sword! Once I hit the floor boards But I had it restored And it was expensive But it was a write off! Swinging is my business And by that I mean swinging swords Please do not ignore Do you like my sword? Ha! That was rhetorical You know I am the oracle I know you like my sword It's made of freakin' diamonds If you don't you're lying But that would be fine Because it is awesome And you're probably jealous! I can swing my sword, sword 'Cause I am the lord, lord Lord of diamond swooooorrrrrddddssssah! HA HA HA HA HA! Vocals/Lyrics by Toby Turner/Tobuscus Music by Terabrite www.youtube.com Animation by GonzoSSM www.youtube.com Tags: minecraft can swing my sword ...
YOUR ANUS?
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ANIMATED TOBUSCUS - DEMON BABY
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DRAMATIC SONG - Toby Turner
by Toby Turner Get the song on itunes! itunes.apple.com TOBUSCUS Zip Hoodies! (FREE Slap Bracelet with zip hoodie purchase!) tobuscus.spreadshirt.com Free slap bracelets with SIGNED POSTERS! http (you gotta select signed in the drop down!) Fans! facebook.com Daily Vlogs: youtube.com TobyGames! bit.ly Twitter! twitter.com Dailybooth! dailybooth.com Thanks to Terabrite for mixing the audio and color correction, Patrick Mazzalo for After Effects, Olga Kay for filming, and myself for singing and playing piano LYRICS: This song sounds dramatic but I'm bad at writing words. If you don't speak English, this probably sounds pretty good. You'd probably think I'm singing bout some pretty serious stuff. But in reality, I'm singing 'bout the lack of stuff i'm singing 'bout. This part's intense. And emotional. As long as you don't understand it. Your foreign grandma would love this song. Please send it to her, and she'll probably tell her foreign friends about the song her grandson or daughter sent her today. This song might hit the charts in her country if parts sounded like Coldplay. If the chorus sounds like Coldplay. Then I put some 'La-La-La's in there. La la la la la, la la la la la la la (Coldplay) Hopefully your foreign grandma listens to this song everyday. And if she asks you to translate the lyrics, here's what you say: "A perfect translation does not exist. Well, at least, not in your language. But if you must know, well, picture this: Fifty billion rainbows, and the sun ...
NUGGET in a BISCUIT!!
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CHRISTMAS TOBUSCUS!
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LITERAL Assassin's Creed Revelations Trailer
MP3: itunes.apple.com Daily Vlogs: youtube.com Game Commentary: youtube.com POSTERS! - dft.ba Fans! facebook.com Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly Recomposed by Brennan Anderson brennananderson.com LYRICS: Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle. Fade in to the left hand of a sleepy man. How'd he fall asleep there? Help up the sleepy hooded man. That's what beds are for. Drag him cross the stone floor. Front shot then a shot from the ceiling. He could get carpet burned. Slow fade. Cut to white on a boat, I'm looking ahead. Holding on a rope. I am... nauseous, Now I'm alone, and walking away. And I'm afraid of heights. Oh sh**, how'd I get up here? If I fall then I would be dead. I made it down alright. I feel great... RAAHH! GOD! COME ON! Whoever shot that arrow's gonna pay. Enter Bald Guy With a Cape. Break the arrow off, you can take a bald guy. Then you see the bald guy joined by some other guys. RUN UP! In slow motion, kick a guy in the head. Stab his friend. Spin around, roll off. Punch a face. Start out in slow motion first, then use your speed hack. Grab a sword, use it to deflect. Stab him in the back. Get down just in time, and slap him in the face. Friendly Fire's on, apparently. Why unsheath your blade? Make 'em use their own. Time out, lemme get my Weap's... IN SLOW-MO. I am the first X-Man. That joke's ahead of our time, but you still gonna die! Who the hell is that guy? The second X-Man. Don't watch him walk away, or you'll lose a hidden blade and get surrounded. OOWHITE ...
LITERAL Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Trailer
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TRAPPED IN A HOT TUB
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HOW TO AVOID BEING KISSED
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HOT HOT HOT POCKETS!
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TOBUSCUS VS. OLGA KAY
CLICK HERE to WATCH THE FILM TRAILER that inspired these videos! www.youtube.com Wanna TWEET Haywire? #gohaywire twitter.com CAST Olga Kay - www.youtube.com Toby Turner - www.youtube.com Michael Gallagher - www.youtube.com Joe Nation - www.youtube.com STUNTS Aaron Cohen www.youtube.com John Abrams CREW Director: Damon O'Steen www.youtube.com Editor: Harry Frishberg Director of Photography: Sam Rosenthal www.omtproduction.com Technical Advisor Choreographer/Stunt Coordinator/Action Coordinator: Aaron Cohen Second Unit Director of Photography/Editor/Visual FX/Colorist: Nick Ligonis www.imdb.com Sound: Will Hansen www.imdb.com Camera Operators: Joe Nation, Harry Frishberg Assistant Camera/ Editor: Max Frishberg Producer: Kendall Rhodes www.twiiter.com Make-Up/Hair: Teal Druda www.facebook.com Asst. Make-Up/Hair: Denise Zamora Production Coordinator: Adam Alcabes Production Assistant: Anna O'Steen www.youtube.com MUSIC licensed with APM music Paths of Uncertainty from China & Thailand Documentary Prelude to a kill from Amped- Game Audio Vol 2 Morning Time from The Vibe Xerxes Attacks End from Dark Times Samourai from Take Off Mission Before Waking from epic action & adventure vol 9 TOBUSCUS VS. OLGA KAY Olga: youtu.be JoeNation: www.youtube.com TobyTurner: youtu.be MichaelG: youtu.be
ANIMATED TOBUSCUS!
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SAFETY TORCH!!
Get it on iTunes! - itunes.apple.com SHIRTS! - tobuscus.spreadshirt.com Slap Bracelets! http Posters! bit.ly Fans! facebook.com Daily Vlogs: youtube.com TobyGames! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly Dailybooth! dailybooth.com Animated by GonzoSSm - youtube.com Guitar & Drums by Terabrite - youtube.com Lyrics/Vocals by Toby Turner. Look at little Tim Tim, sleeping so soundly. WAKE UP TIMMY, WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?! Don't be scared, Timmy, or he'll eat you. Monsters smell fear. Lucky for you, I got a SAFETY TORCH! Put it on your porch, make a SAFETY PORCH! Put it in the hallway. SAFETY TORCH! Scare the monsters away. SAFETY TORCH! That'll be 50 bucks. But my house is on fire. Tim Tim, things are looking grim grim, But lucky for you you, I have come with a solution! It's your lucky day! SAFETY WATER! Put it in a bucket. SAFETY WATER! Pour it on the fire! SAFETY WATER! Maybe make a bubble bath. SAFETY WATER! First one's on the house. Ha ha ha. I see what you did there. First one's on the house. Ha ha ha, yeah. Just the first one though, but it took quite a few, so those, plus all the safety torches. No! So that'll be... let's just call it... 500 bucks. I don't have 500 bucks! Oh, that's fine! I'll bill your parents. NO! Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night. My parents are gonna kill me. ANIMATED TOBUSCUS - SAFETY TORCH!! Tags: ANIMATED TOBUSCUS SAFETY TORCH toby turner song nugget in biscuit animation cartoon music video minecraft
Zombie First Person Shooter with Tobuscus
www.orabrush.com Tobuscus helps Orabrush Guy blast zombies to save Morgan the Tongue in an Orabrush video game. Zombie First Person Shooter Thanks for watching. And special thanks to Tobuscus. You can watch his most recent video here LITERAL Crysis 2 Trailer: www.youtube.com Follow Orabrush on twitter twitter.com facebook.com
TOBUSCUS PUMPKIN!!!
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Classical Gas for Class
Woo! Over 300k subscribers! Thanks :) Subscribe - bit.ly Follow me on twitter - twitter.com www.myspace.com www.metacafe.com Learned Classical Gas to get out of doing homework. **Mason Williams (he wrote the song) saw this, and said he dug it. Soo cool. "Classical Gas" is an instrumental musical piece composed and originally performed by Mason Williams. Originally released in 1968 on the album The Mason Williams Phonograph Record, it has been rerecorded and rereleased numerous times since by Williams. One later version served as the title track of a 1987 album by Williams and the orchestra Mannheim Steamroller. The title of the composition was originally "Classical Gasoline" but was changed to "Classical Gas" by the music copyist. On the original recording, Williams plays classical guitar and is accompanied by an orchestral backing. The orchestral arrangements for the composition were written by Mike Post, who was also its music producer. It was released in February 1968 on the album The Mason Williams Phonograph Record. In August 1968 it reached Number 2 on the American charts and went on to sell over a million copies; it also topped the Billboard Easy Listening survey.[1][citation needed] Williams re-recorded it as a solo guitar piece on his 1970 album Hand Made. In 1987, he recorded a version with the Mannheim Steamroller. Williams was the head writer for The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour at the time of the piece's release and premiered the composition on the show ...
DISCO PIG!
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TOBUSCUS IN CANCUN!!
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MINI TOBUSCUS
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PARANORMAL NATIVITY
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LITERAL Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 Trailer
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LITERAL Dead Island Announcement Trailer
Get the MP3!: bit.ly Fans! facebook.com Click to Tweet! tinyurl.com TobyGames! bit.ly Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly In Dead Island you can enjoy a tropical vacation complete with zombies. Watch the official trailer for the new survival horror video game. IGN's YouTube is just a taste of our content. Get more: www.ign.com Want this week's top videos? Sign up go.ign.com Post-production by Brian C. Janes youtube.com LYRICS Darkness, sparkle. Eyeball zoom out. She looks excited, is it Christmas? No. She's... dead... Burning guy, hallway, Dancing burning guy, legs, Stop, drop, and roll, man! Running, fall up. Princess of Persia, running. Back to checkpoint. Hugging Dad, WAIT, she's a zombie. Flashback, them too. At least that one's hot. Just looking on the bright side. Never give a zombie girl a piggy back ride. I'm not crying, there's something in both my eyes. Pull a hatchet in. Girl almost made it out. Dad's a badass. Flirt with the zombie. After he kills her boyfriend. No I didn't order room service, thanks anyway. Why'd you vacation at a place called Dead Island? Didn't you read the pamphlet? Yelp it next time. She got bitten, Dad keeps hitting. Zombies suck man. Chop off her ha-hand. Embrace Dad. This vacation sucked. Fade. Title card. Home movies without Zombies. When Dead Island... wasn't. Wave, goodbye. Tags: Literal Trailer [HD] machinima videogame video game exclusive yt:quality=high Dead Island Launch games tobuscus toby turner parody spoof funny videos gameplay ...
Tobuscus Lisp MONTAGE!
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TOBJACKSCUS (Tobuscus Parody)
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Assassins Creed Revelations - Tobuscus Live Assassin's Creed Revelations & Brotherhood Literal Trailers [PAX 2011]
Tobuscus, Toby Turner, performs the Assassin's Creed Brotherhood and Assassin's Creed Revelations Literal Trailers live at the Assassin's Creed Revelations panel at PAX Prime 2011 in Seattle, Washington. The panel was moderated by Adam Sessler of G4. Hope you enjoy. Please rate and subscribe.
Annoying Orange + Tobuscus = TV EXPLOSION!
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FLOPPY DISK NINJA STAR!!! (with Tobuscus)
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MINECRAFT TOBUSCUS
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LITERAL Tron Legacy Trailer Parody
Tron Legacy. Literally. TWEET!! tinyurl.com SUBSCRIBE!!! bit.ly TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - bit.ly Tron Legacy Literal Trailer LYRICS (written out by cezrulez) cezrulez Heres the lyricks for tron! Heres the lyricks for tron! Motorcycle, switch lanes, reckless. Swerve right, jump, don't miss your exit! Driving uphill, pan up quickly. Panning down, you have arrived at Flynn's Rear-view mirror, focus. Enter, turn on flashlight. SWITCHBOX! Flip it, games all turn on. Top-view walking, tilt up pan down. Ignore the other arcade games. Towards the only one that matters, TRON. Blue light, look at a quarter. Insert quarter, gets rejected. Pick it up, don't waste your quarter. Look at the arcade game, touch it. Tron rotating, cut. Shhhhh..... Wipe the dust off of a touchscreen. Oh @*#$, turn around, something's rising. Lens lights up, light grows to blinding, cut. Megatron gateway floating downwards. People look small, LIGHTNING, fade out. Laser-tag, wait, that's a spaceship. Looking down, things are rotating. Light-cycle speeds past, going to a building. Fade to a hot chick on a bench, look left. Tiny hand-held stargate, rack-focus. Elevating bad guys, wide shot bad guys. Step on the light floor, throw, deflect it. Blonde chick bounces, creepy guitar. Light car peels out, frisbee jetpack zoom. Walking, walking, walking, walking, cut. JEFF BRIDGES! Chunks of light come outta nowhere, Spin randomly, then they spell... Tron. Legacy. Eee, eee, eee. Fan Pics - fanstuff(@)tobyturner.com TOBY ...
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