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PARENTS SUCK!
WATCH BLOOPERS & MORE: bit.ly DOWNLOAD THE SONG: bit.ly DOWNLOAD UNCENSORED SONG: bit.ly GET THE SHIRT: bit.ly ------------------------------------ Hey it's our very own website: smosh.com Oh and our Facebook page facebook.com Want to know when we're filming and/or pooping? Now you can: twitter.com ------------------------------------ ==LYRICS== The greatest thing ever just happened to me (You see!) Take that, Mom, you can't tell me how to be I'm livin' on my own and I've got no rules Yeah, I rule my own house and I'll tell you what I'll do (ha!) First, I'll grab some milk; drink straight from the jug Then grab a sandwich, eat it butt-naked on the rug All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack... "Only eat one, young man" F**K THAT! I'll snack 'til I yack ! ---------- No more parents! No more rules! Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain't no fool No more bath time! No more hugs! And if I feel like it, I will crap on the rug. No more mommy! No more dad! Livin' on my own; most fun I've ever had I'm eatin' cookies for breakfast 'cause I don't give af**k Shoot your squirties in the air and scream PARENTS SUCK! ---------- My parents ain't around to tell me what I can't say, so I yell "f**k" "s**t" and "darn" every day. My parents ain't around to tell me what to do, so I leave the door open while I take a big poo My parents ain't around to make me mow the lawn, instead I'll watch dirty vids with the volume on My parents ain't around to say I can't watch certain flicks. They ...
Parents Just Don't Understand
Music video by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince performing Parents Just Don't Understand. (C) 1988 Zomba Recording LLC
Facebook Parenting: For the troubled teen.
Warning: Since this video seems to have gone crazy, I figure I'll post this notice. I'm going to read a letter my 15 year old daughter wrote. There ARE some curse words in it. None of them are incredibly bad, but they are definitely things a little kid shouldn't hear... not to mention things MY KID shouldn't say! If you want to see the original Facebook thread, it's located at: www.facebook.com ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My daughter thought it would be funny/rebellious/cool to post on her Facebook wall just how upset she was and how unfair her life here is; how we work her too hard with chores, never pay her for chores, and just in general make her life difficult. She chose to share this with the entire world on Facebook and block her parent's from seeing it. Well, umm... she failed. As of the end of this video, she won't have to worry anymore about posting inappropriate things on Facebook... Maybe a few kids can take something away from this... If you're so disrespectful to your parents and yourself as to post this kind of thing on Facebook, you're deserving of some tough love. Today, my daughter is getting a dose of tough love. © Copyright 2012, by Tommy Jordan. All rights reserved. Duplication without express permission of the author is prohibited.
YouTube's Worst Parents: Viral Video Film School
Bad parenting used to mean tons of therapy bills, but nowadays it just means tons of views. Brett takes a look at some of YouTube's worst parents in this week's Viral Video Film School. Watch infoMania Thursdays at 11/10c on Current TV current.com VIEW more Viral Video Film School & SUBSCRIBE to the YouTube Channel here... www.youtube.com
Parents
Meet the Laemles|Dad's (Randy Quaid) got a great job|Mom (Mary Beth Hurt) has all the modern conveniences a happy homemaker could ask for|and ten-year-old Michael (Brian Madorsky) has neat new friends and two parents that kill him with kindness. They're the all-American family of 1954...with one small exception....the parents are cannibals.
MIDDLE EASTERN PARENTS
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Stuff - Parents Say
Stuff Parents Say: a compilation of things most parents say. Youtube: youtube.com Twitter: twitter.com Facebook: facebook.com Google+: gplus.to Tumblr: scootermagruder.tumblr.com Reddit reddit.com Click to subscribe:www.youtube.com Directed and Edited by: Scooter Magruder Written and Filmed by: Scooter Magruder and Jeremy Magruder No Jugamos Juegos. Throw me the alley.
World's Strictest Parents Singapore (PART 1)
alright please keep the comments section below clean guys.. no racism, no elitism and absolutely no OMG WHERES PART 2 PART 2: www.youtube.com
Parents
This 30 second video speaks about what Prop 8 is really about: what kind of world we want each person and our children to live in—one that is free from discrimination and intolerance. Everyone you know needs to see this video. Support the No On Prop 8 campaign by rating, commenting on, favoriting, and sharing this video with your friends. Find out more at noonprop8.com
Parents on SEX Education
A video about the birds and the bees. and how parents don't know how to handle the awkward situation that sex ed creates lolol lyrics lol: i hump her like a doggy hump a leg, in the morning i say BITCH COOK ME SOME EGG. when she cooking i run away and say bye bye, but i didnt know she poke the hole....in the condom. I was gona put this on mychonny account but... wasnt as good as i thought it'd be. cus i only want epics on mychonny account rofl. stay tune for more vids! uhhh.. check out my main channel www.youtube.com/mychonny shirts! panicpop.com okay that's it. laters gee twitter: www.youtube.com/mychonny facebook: www.facebook.com/pages/Mychonny/93758519598
Shit Jamaican Parents Say
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Asian and White Parents
Sup GEE! Mychonny back with another ASIAN video! more stereotypes! more laughs! same old bs! LOL still fun to watch! no means to offend white or asian people ^^ hehe cough Thanks to all my fans who've subscribed! 60000 subs! THANKS! Hope you enjoy this little video! More to come! xoxox chonny Check out my other vids on my 2nd channel www.youtube.com/yourchonny Subscribe! and Enjoy!!!
Stuff Black Parents Say
@KevOnStage @JsonFredericks @MrAntDavis Music: Donyea Music A parody of Stuff Black Girls say, and stuff black church girls say, we love our kids but when they make us mad we don't sound like it.
Put A Smile On Your Parents Face This Chinese New Year
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Lazy Parents - The 5 Year Old Comedian
The 5 year old comedian goes in on Lazy Parents. Then gets his REVENGE! @OfficialZayZay feat @KevOnStage www.youtube.com/OfficialZayZayVideos (Subscribe!) www.OfficialZayZay.Com (Check Out) www.Twitter.com/OfficialZayZay (Follow Me) www.Facebook.com/ZayZaycomedy (Like me!)
Sh*t Nigerian Parents Say
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Bobby Lee - Asian Parents
Bobby's dad has no filter at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood, CA. SHOW TIX: bit.ly Follow us: twitter.com Like us: facebook.com
Bruins surprise parents with son home from Afghanistan 11/12/11
The Boston Bruins invited the parents of Lt. Charles Jacobs, of the 182nd infantry, for the ceremonial puck drop. They are surprised when their son, thought to be in Afghanistan, arrives to present them the puck.
Parents Are So Unreasonable!
Register and Vote every single day for #teamluanlegacy for King Of The Web! for the month of August! I would really love and appreciate the support you guys. I will forever be in your debt :3 take a second and check it out kingofweb.com kingofweb.com If you don't know what the contest is and would like a little background on it! click and watch this video! www.youtube.com - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - DEAR PARENTS. QUIT BEING SO DAMN UNREASONABLE TO YOUR KIDS! FOLLOW ME ON TUMBLR! www.luanlegacy.tumblr.com Send me random goodies or thoughtful letters... or an Ipad Luan Legacy PO Box 15171 Houston, TX 77220 OTHER PERSONAL PROFILES TO FOLLOW www.dailybooth.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com www.blogtv.com
You Know You Have Mexican Parents When - @SergioRazta
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Meet the Parents: Little Fockers International Movie Trailer Official (HD)
Twitter.com - Follow Us! Meet the Parents: Little Fockers hits theaters on December 22nd, 2010. Cast: Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Teri Polo, Blythe Danner, Barbra Streisand, Jessica Alba, Laura Dern, Harvey Keitel, Dustin Hoffman, Raven-Symone, Daisy Tahan The test of wills between Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro) and Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) escalates to new heights of comedy in the third installment of the blockbuster series - "Little Fockers." Laura Dern, Jessica Alba and Harvey Keitel join the returning all-star cast for a new chapter of the worldwide hit franchise. It has taken 10 years, two little Fockers with wife Pam (Polo) and countless hurdles for Greg to finally get "in" with his tightly wound father-in-law, Jack. After the cash-strapped dad takes a job moonlighting for a drug company, however, Jack's suspicions about his favorite male nurse come roaring back. When Greg and Pam's entire clan - including Pam's lovelorn ex, Kevin (Owen Wilson) - descends for the twins' birthday party, Greg must prove to the skeptical Jack that he's fully capable as the man of the house. But with all the misunderstandings, spying and covert missions, will Greg pass Jack's final test and become the family's next patriarch... or will the circle of trust be broken for good? Meet the Parents: Little Fockers trailer courtesy Universal Pictures.
Cichlid Parents vs. Terrapin
With cichlid eggs on the menu, this terrapin is ready to throw his weight around. These cichlid parents might be outweighed, but they're not outmatched — and they're about to show the interloper who's boss.
Parents Should 'Punch' Gay-Acting Children, Says Pastor Sean Harris
Via Good As You/The Huffington Post: "Sean Harris, senior pastor of Berean Baptist Church in Fayetteville, spoke at length in support of North Carolina's proposed Amendment 1, which would define marriage in the state constitution as between one man and one woman and would outlaw civil unions and domestic partnerships, during an hour-long sermon on Sunday. In this clip, provided by Jeremy Hooper of the blog Good as You, a man identified as Harris is heard urging his congregation to attack their children if they appear to be exhibiting behavior outside of gender norms...".* Ana Kasparian and Cenk Uygur break it down on The Young Turks. *Read more here: www.huffingtonpost.com Audio via Good as You blog: www.goodasyou.org Watch - Gay Student Beaten: www.youtube.com Subscribe to The Young Turks: bit.ly Find out how to watch The Young Turks on Current by clicking here: www.current.com The Largest Online New Show in the World. Facebook: www.facebook.com Twitter: twitter.com Google+: www.gplus.to Pinterest: pinterest.com
Parents Keep Deceased Son's Memory Alive Through His Awful Tumblr
shitbirdsshitbirdseverywhere.tumblr.com When their son, Geoff, passed away, Mary and Steve Patterson decided to honor his memory by keeping up Geoff's Tumblr where he made fun of shitbirds, fatties, and asswipes.
Does Not Compute - The Internet's Worst Parents
Droid Michael Swaim reminds us that not everyone that can have children, should have children. But if they do, they might as well upload videos of their children doing dumb or dangerous things to YouTube. Child Protective Services Funniest Home Videos would still be a funny show in our opinion. Watch more Does Not Compute on Cracked.com www.cracked.com
Comparing American and Chinese Parents
I'm Mario Ritter with the VOA Special English Education Report, from voaspecialenglish.com | http Some American parents might think their children need better educations to compete with China and other countries. But how much do the parents themselves need to change? A new book called "Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother" by Amy Chua has caused a debate about cultural differences in parenting. Ms. Chua is a professor at the Yale Law School in New Haven, Connecticut, and the mother of two daughters. She was raised in the American Midwest by immigrant Chinese parents. In the Chinese culture, the tiger represents strength and power. In her book, Ms. Chua writes about how she demanded excellence from her daughters. For example, she threatened to burn her daughter's stuffed animals unless she played a piece of music perfectly. She would insult her daughters if they failed to meet her expectations. Ms. Chua says she had a clear list of what her daughters, Sophia and Louisa, were not permitted to do. They could not attend a sleepover, have a play date, watch TV or play computer games, be in a school play or get any grade less than an A.Many people have criticized Amy Chua. Some say her parenting methods were abusive. She even admits that her husband, who is not Chinese, sometimes objected to her parenting style. But she says that was the way her parents raised her and her three sisters. Ms. Chua makes fun of her own extreme style of parenting. She says she eased some of the pressure ...
To The Parents
Hey! Isn't my mom the best? She did an amazing job raising me, and I only wish that everyone was as fortunate as me to have a mom like this. This video is to show the people who are scared to come out to their parents. This video is to the parents who would dare to disown or stop loving their kids for such a stupid and selfish reason. Show this video to your parents, to friends or anyone who you think would benefit from it. I know how much this would have helped me come out if I knew it would be okay to come out to my parents. Its, scary...but it doesn't have to be! Take it from my mom and I! Mwah XOXO -John-
Potter Puppet Pals: Ron's Parents
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euronews futuris - Over-hygienic parents could be cause of diabetes
www.euronews.net Insulin-dependent diabetes is on the rise all around the world, but the cause of this disease remains unclear. There is a theory, however, that kids need a bit of dirt to build up their defences against this and other autoimmune diseases. Improving living standards with sterile environments, urban lifestyles and industrialised food are weakening people's immune systems.
Meet the Parents Speed Stick Challenge (Digits Show)
Speed Stick has yet another challenge for Rob. Can he get a chick's digits, with her parents right next to her! Will he sweat it? or Handle it? Watch the awkwardness! Subscribe: www.youtube.com Facebook: facebook.com Tweet-tweet: twitter.com Myspace: www.myspace.com Declassified: www.youtube.co...
RECO MOTO TOUR 2009 : INTERDIT AUX PARENTS ( MOTO JOURNAL )
En avant première, le blog Moto Journal s'est infusé les reconnaissances du Moto Tour 2009. Mais attention, cette année, pas question de servir de palefrenier à ce paltoquet de Serge Nuque, soit disant chevalier de Gröland. Nous l'avons même carrément provoqué en duel: lui sur son monocylindre Yamaha WRF 450, nous (Aurélien et Lolo) sur une Aprilia RSV4 et sur une Ducati Streetfighter.
My Weird Parents
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Tom Arnold in Meet The Parents | Overkill: A Love Story Ep. 3
Henry's reputation for brutal, sadistic murder makes it tough for him to win the approval of his in-laws. The Overkiller - the most gruesome, over-the-top, excessive, more-than-enough, ridiculous, abundantly effective and extreme serial killer is...Henry? The authorities certainly think so and have thrown him in the slammer. But beautiful, young Carrie has fallen for this seemingly average former retail store worker and has decided to pursue him and bring him into her heart and home. What follows is your regular dysfunctional family comedy with a few slight twists. Tune in and enjoy. Created by Joshua Sternin and Jeffrey Ventimilia. Starring Tom Arnold as Robert, Allison Munn as Carrie, Brendan Brandt as Henry, and Suanne Spoke as Sarah. Overkill: A Love Story is a 60Frames original series. For more information, please visit us at www.60frames.com.
Hardly Working: Jeff's Parents
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White Baby Born to Black Parents!
A blond, blue-eyed baby has been born to black parents with no known white ancestry
Where are the Parents?? Part 1 of 2
This must be addressed before I will go on to make more videos. I know there really is no solution, but I need to at least talk this out. I made this video about a week ago and it's just taken me forever to get it online. This is Part 1... Part 2 wraps it up, so please watch that as well whenever it's up...
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