one-liners
CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners
Edited clips showing loads of the corny one-liners used by David Caruso just before the Who song starts on CSI Miami.
Stewart Francis - One Liners
Here is Stewart Francis with his brilliant one liners, this is him appearing on British television (ITV) on the show for one night only. NOTE: Not all the jokes are from mock the week, there are some but not alot compared to this show, stop commenting about it, thanks. Awards (The Best Ones) 13th - 14th Oct 08 #72 - Most Discussed (Today) - Comedy #40 - Most Viewed (Today) - Comedy #85 - Most Viewed (Today) - Comedy - Ireland #35 - Top Favorited (Today) #15 - Top Favorited (Today) - Comedy #63 - Top Favorited (Today) - Comedy - Global #35 - Top Rated (Today) - Comedy 13th - 19th Oct 08 #65 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedy #95 - Top Favorited (This Week) #24 - Top Favorited (This Week) - Comedy #58 - Top Rated (This Week) - Comedy 20th Oct 08 #30 - Top Favorited (This Month) - Comedy
160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes
By Harry Hanrahan. Celebrating the finest actor of our generation with 160 of his greatest movie quotes! First featured on Pajiba.com. See any quotes missing? Try the sequel video... "The Other 130 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes" : www.youtube.com Quotes in this video are taken from 25 of Arnies finest films: Batman & Robin, Collateral Damage, Commando, Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, End of Days, Eraser, Jingle All the Way, Junior, Kindergarten Cop, Last Action Hero, Predator, Pumping Iron, Raw Deal, Red Heat, Red Sonja, The Running Man, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Total Recall, True Lies, Twins, The 6th Day and Around the World in 80 Days. Fancy watching this in German? Go here: www.youtube.com
lee mack - one-liners
ad some new video editin software so thought i'd throw together a few of lee mack's finest quickfire gags just as a test.. soz for the writin in the middle of the screen :|
CSI Miami - Horatio Caine One-Liners
Horatio Caine(David Caruso) Cheesy one-liners and corny sun glass compialtion. Will they ever stop!
Favorite Movie Lines
A montage of some of our favorite movie lines. www.myspace.com/schwarzenorris www.kaadotcom.com
Tim Vine Live At The Apollo
This content is owned by the BBC www.facebook.com Series 5 Episode 3 - Absolutely hilarious one-liners, enjoy!
Peter Kay's brilliant one-liners
He's back! One of Britain's best loved comedians brings his record breaking Tour That Didn't Tour -- Tour to DVD and Double Play. His first live tour in seven years, this hilarious NEW show recorded at the O2 London sees Peter back at his best, performing live stand-up comedy! Order your copy here: amzn.to
Duke Nukem One-Liners
Duke Nukem one-liners. Check out my vid of one-liners from Duke Nukem Forever including a download link for the individual sound clips. www.youtube.com
Stewart Francis one liners - BBC
Canadian comedian Stewart Francis has the Edinburgh Playhouse audience crying with laughter after a volley of his famed deadpan one-liners. Hilarious clip taken from Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow. Watch more high quality videos on the BBC Worldwide YouTube channel here: www.youtube.com
CSI: Miami - Horatio Caine's Sunglasses Moments / One Liners
All the sunglasses moments from the great general (sunglasses and non-sunglasses) Caruso / Horatio Caine opening scenes montage originally compiled here: www.youtube.com
Spectacular Spider-Man: Spidey's One Liners.
Every true Spider-Man fan knows that Spidey is a wise-cracker. Something that the movies ignored so much. However, this new series has some hilarious Spidey jokes it's worth doing a video for it.
FUNNY ONE LINERS
Dirty 1 line jokes. Join: facebook.com Main channel youtube.com Website: theshortstackshow.com 2nd Channel www.youtube.com Twitter: twitter.com Facebook: www.facebook.com Myspace: www.myspace.com Store: theshortstackshow.spreadshirt.com
Best of Bond : One-liners.wmv
A quick video I put together with some of Bond's best one-liner. The problem with this is that there are so many I wanted to include. I've kept this one short, I think I will do a 'bumper edition' next year for the 50th anniversary
CSI: Gallifrey (with one-liner)
HD IS YOUR FRIEND. Since so many people complained about a missing one-liner at the beginning of my CSI: Gallifrey intro I thought I might update it so here it is, with one-liner and a mystery to be solved.
Absolutely Fabulous ► Best one liners, scenes & out takes - part 1/3
Most popular scenes 7:19 onwards. The BEST Ab Fab one liners, scenes, and out takes with Eddie (Jennifer Saunders), Patsy (Joanna Lumley), Saffie (Julia Sawalha), Gran (June Whitfield) & Bubbles (Jane Horrocks). Taken from series one and two. Edina Monsoon and Patsy Stone are two immature, chain-smoking, alcoholic prosperous, but preposterous substance-abusing fashion and fad-obsessed Londoners who value fame and style over substance (unless they are controlled substances). Saffron, Edina's daughter, provides the persistently dour voice of Monsoon and Stone's super-ego. Edina and Saffy live in a house in Holland Park (and not the outskirts, but the rich heartland of Holland Park), with Patsy spending most of her time there as well.
The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time
A celebration of some of the greatest 'cheesiest' movie quotes of all time. First featured on Pajiba.com. Sit back, relax and take in all the wonderful fromage...for list of films click (more info)... One mans cheese is another mans gold... "cheesy" is a very subjective word and can be used in many different contexts. And there is such a thing as good cheese... a quote can be both epic and cheesy! Also, just because I've included a quote from a movie, it doesn't imply that I think the movie itself is 'cheesy', more the line chosen qualifies... I happen to love a great deal of the films listed here. Films featured in order of appearance: American Beauty, Batman & Robin, Gigli, Batman & Robin, Showgirls, Troy, Star Wars, GI Jane ---1m-- Love Story, Cast Away, Star Wars, City of Angels, As Good As It Gets, Pearl Harbor, Titanic, Ever After, Death Race, The Covenant, X-Men 3 --2m-- They Live, Commando, Matrix, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Total Recall, Wicker Man, Point Break, Lethal Weapon II, Boondock Saints, Predator, Road House, Kindergarten Cop --3m-- Forrest Gump, Transformers 2, Lethal Weapon, Speed, Commando, X-Men, Exorcist II, Armageddon, Juno, Blood Diamond, Batman & Robin --4m-- Goldfinger, Rocky 4, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Judge Dredd, Commando, Under Siege, Batman & Robin, The Happening, Star Wars, The Happening, Eraser --5m-- Blood In Blood Out, Batman & Robin, Con Air, Air Force One, Bad Boys II, Snakes on a Plane, Showgirls, Notting Hill, Jerry Maguire ...
Austin Powers [1997] - Ill-Tempered Sea Bass Decapitate Dr Evil's Henchman
Austin Powers [1997] - Ill-Tempered Sea Bass Decapitate Dr Evil's Henchman Headless jokes ensue.
MythBusters - One Liners | Top 25 Moments
Don't miss an ALL NEW TWO HOUR Special MythBusters, premiering Wednesday, June 16th at 9PM e/p, only on Discovery. Check out these hilarious outtakes at dsc.discovery.com Eight years in the making, the MythBusters are counting down their top 25 Moments. Coming in at number 7, some of the most memorable one liners.
Cliché
bandmerch.seenon.com www.hotforwords.com to request words Origin of the word cliché or cliche
Duke Nukem Quotes & One-Liners
A collection of some of the most legendary Dukeisms. Always bet on Duke.
Cowboy Bebop Promo; One Liners
A Cowboy Bebop promo, aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. This promo is chock full of famous one liners: 1)"It was the best of times. It was the worst of times." is from 'A Tale of Two Cities' by Charles Dickens. 2)"Easy come, easy go." According to Wikipedia; Easy Come, Easy Go is a 1967 musical film starring Elvis Presley. 3)"Whatever happens, happens." I dunno, but it's famous. It sounds awfully similar to that saying, 'What happens in (blank), stays in (blank).' 4)"Sometimes it ain't pretty, but it's a living." is also a famous quote taken straight out of ... I have no clue from where. -_-' Somebody out there knows this stuff though, so won't YOU care to help cure me of my ignorance. *wink, wink*
Driver: San Francisco - #12 - Cheesy One-Liners
Let's Play Driver: San Francisco! Some of you may know that I am a big fan of the Driver series and this latest edition, released September 2011, has garnered many favorable reviews for its unique gameplay mechanics and overall fun-factor. I think we need to put that to the test! In today's episode we finally try that annoying "Finish 1st & 2nd" race after failing it the last time. Calibrate your rage-meters! Thanks for watching! Let me know if you liked this by clicking the "like" button or leaving a comment below to let me know what you think! Driver: San Francisco on Steam: store.steampowered.com
Jared and Jensen on One-Liners
Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles are asked what some of their favorite one-liners from the show are at the 2011 Supernatural San Francisco Convention.
Left 4 Dead 2: Top 10 One-Liners
Left 4 Dead 2: Ten FTW (One-Liners) Join Khail and Bear as they explore some great one liners to say while you are playing Left 4 Dead 2! FOR MORE MACHINIMA GOTO: www.youtube.com TAGS: Left 4 Dead 2 L4D2 Valve Software UPC 14633098778 mpn 14633098563 ten ftw 10 for the win one liners 1liners puns play-on-word words plays gameplay yt:quality=high
Doctor Who Series 5: Top 15 One Liners
**Please note, results here may not reflect my own personal views so please don't tell me I have left xy or z off the list** As voted for by The Whonnies on DS forum www.digitalspy.co.uk Poll conducted by Webslark
America's Got Talent - Geechy Guy - Audition - Season 6
America's Got Talent Mondays & Tuesdays on NBC Subscribe Now for More AGT: full.sc Displaying a speed style of comedy, this Seattle comedian gets big laughs in half the time. Get more America's Got Talent: AGT on Facebook: full.sc AGT on Twitter: full.sc AGT: full.sc Get more NBC: NBC Twitter: twitter.com NBC Facebook: facebook.com
one liners part 1
9/27/09 Joey McDevitt, stand up comedy @ club 305 inside the greek isles hotel and casino every sat @ 8pm and 10pm. bruce block hosted this one.
Worlds best oneliner
Graham Chapmans fantastic oneliner response to a German guard outside Dachau. Here re-told by Eric Idle from the Live in Aspen show from 1998.
Sharkee Katz, Stand-up Comedy, one-liners, @ The Comedy Studio, Boston 5/27/10
Sharkee Katz doing a set of stand-up comedy mostly one-liners at The Comedy Studio in Cambridge, MA on May 27, 2010. More Sharkee www.SharkeeKatz.com
Funny one liners
twitter.com www.killcure.com (Exclusive behind the scenes www.facebook.com I have always wanted to try one liners/observational humor. I shot this without any cuts, and I didn't edit it, just like a real stand up comedy routine. I wanted to play music, but I don't know how to play the guitar, so I added music. Music from: incompetech.com (royalty free) Hope you enjoy it, Varun auto tune cute kids and kanye west gregory brothers michael evan andrew sarah charlie bit me balloon boy
TOP 30 movie quotes and oneliners in 4 minutes
movie quotes horror, sci-fi, classic, drama, comedy, TOP30 movie quotes and oneliners in 4 minutes
Clint Eastwood - You're going to look awfully silly...
The stranger lays it down. Clint Eastwood in High Plains Drifter
Absolutely Fabulous - Best one liners, scenes, out takes (part 2/3)
The best of the Ab Fab's out takes from series 1,2 & 3. For part 3 www.youtube.com
Downton Abbey: Maggie Moments Series 2
GPB's favorite scenes with Dame Maggie Smith playing Violet Grantham in Downton Abbey. www.gpb.org
Absolutely Fabulous - Best one liners, scenes, out takes (part3/3)
The best of the Ab Fab's out takes from series 1,2 & 3.
One Liner Comedian at The Comic Strip Live
One-liner comic performing at a club in NYC. Jerry regularly performs for parties, singles events, charity fundraisers, and comedy clubs. See www.BorderingOnTheRidiculous.com to book him.
Stand Up Comedy - One Liner Comedian
22 year-old stand-up comedian Chris Turner, performing at The Glee Club, Cardiff, May 2011. www.christurnercomedy.co.uk www.twitter.com/chrispjturner
Rajiv Satyal's One-Liners (in HD)
In HD. I mean. Like it matters. This isn't Inception, for Pete's sake. Anyway... same description... Here are my corny but clever one-liners... recorded at the Ontario Improv on Sat, 24 July, 2010, featuring for Sebastian Maniscalco. funnyindian.com.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGER Ultimate Epic One LINERS!!!!!
Arnie has always made us laugh throughout the years with his incredible One liners but this time they have all been compiled into one awesome video!!!! So enjoy and Do the Schwarzenegger!!! If you want make a video response Reeancting a Schwarzenneger Quote or Scene and make us all laugh!!!
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