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"A Typical Conversation With My Mom" Tales Of Mere Existence

Chances are, this is a typical conversation with YOUR Mom as well.



"No mom... Please don't turn off my Xbox!" - LOL

UPDATED UPDATE: Comments disabled because people don't know how to read; morons continue to write verbatim the same comments I said not to in my last update. TICKET CLOSED! ;) Like this video? Watch this similar one (I thought it was funnier): www.youtube.com Description: While doing a clan match on GameBattles, this kid is begging their mom not to pull the plug on their xbox. After a while, their mommy ended up pulling the plug.... the dialog was funny! listen up.... I'm well aware that there is only sound in the left (?) side of your earphones. I wanted to remind you that despite this happening to everyone, it's NOT my video. You have to go out and buy a new earphone set from Apple. ;] ... yeah, sorry that it only works in one earbud. But seriously, does no one use the computer speakers these days or the speakers on their iPod Touch/iPhone? Geeze!



No Mom Dance!

Christi complains to Kelly about having to do the "mom dance." Find out more: www.mylifetime.com



Dance Moms - Season 2 Episode 4 - No One Likes a Bully - Todrick Hall Recap

Dance Moms Season 2 Episode 4 - "No One Likes a Bully." In this episode of FYI, Todrick Hall recaps everything you may have missed or simply want to relive! Dance Moms Online - www.mylifetime.com Todrick Hall - www.youtube.com The Cast: Head Instructor - Abby Lee Miller Dancers: Maddie & Mackenzie - Melissa's Daughters Chloe - Christi's Daughter Brooke & Paige - Kelly's Daughters Vivi-Anne - Cathy's Daughter Nia - Holly's Daughter Kendall - Jill's Daughter Peyton - Leslie's Daughter The Dance Moms: Melissa - Maddie & Mackenzie's Mom Christi - Chloe's Mom Kelly - Brooke and Paige's Mom Cathy - Vivi-ann's mom Holly - Nia's mom Jill - Kendall's mom Leslie - Peyton's mom Summary: Abby choreographs a bully themed dance that sends Holly over the edge. ALDC is shaken-up when Abby replaces cheerleader Brooke with a new girl and switching girls in and out of dance numbers which sends the Dance Moms into a frenzy. Meanwhile, Brooke learns the hard way with cheerleading that the grass isn't always greener. Season 2, Episode 4 Original air date: 1/31/12



Dance Moms Miami - Season 1 Episode 7 - No One Likes a Quitter - Full Episode Recap - Todrick Hall

Dance Moms: Miami season 1 episode 7, "No One Likes a Quitter" The moms assume that Abby and Sammy have quit the team after they fail to show up. In this FYI recap, Todrick Hall recaps the full episode of Dance Moms: Miami season 1 episode 7 with Scott Hoying (The Pentatonix), and they...



Mother's Day MILF

No matter how bad your Mother is....it can always be worse...HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY EVERYONE! SUBSCRIBE TO US www.youtube.com SECRET CHANNEL: www.youtube.com Follow Our Twitter: www.twitter.com Follow our Facebook: www.facebook.com Produced, written, directed, edited etc. by Benny Fine & Rafi Fine. Visit our site: www.thefinebrothers.com Cast Mercy Malick as Mom www.imdb.com www.youtube.com Kristin Findley as Daughter Shane Dawson as Boyfriend www.youtube.com



No Mom for a week, I couldn't donate blood, meet the family dog, see more of my house

READ THIS!!!! Title sums it up I suppose the way I talk about my moms is comfusing. I call both my biological mom "my mom" and my step mom "my mom". Mommy is my birth mom though and Danna is my step mom. Mommy adopted munchkin. Mommy also died when I was in 4th grade....possibly this is why I'm deathly terrified of Danna disappearing for a week on a ten hour drive. Alone. Sorry Buku makes no appearance in this vid, but Munchkin does. I did think of something important while doing this. I'm getting a camera for Christmas and I'll be filming at school and in public and with my friends when I can't wear hijab. It wouldn't be allowed and if I did, my dad would take all my scarves, quran, ect. I don't want to hide my life from people online and I DO have a life outside of my bedroom and, rather it's liked or not, I have a life outside of my hijab. I accept that. And, truthfully, if I was allowed to wear hijab around Elba...I don't know if I would. It's a very VERY scary thought. I would get bullied, terrorised really. I don't think I could do it. So I obviously can't up and hide my head for videos outside of my room. But I want to share them with you all. Youtube is really the only place I can put any of my videos. I would be modestly dressed of course, as much as possible. No bikinis or shorts. But I would be normal-ish. Normal fitting jeans and a tshirt. Long sleeves when possible. Hoodies sometimes, You get the idea. What would be ya'lls reaction to this?



Mr. T Treat your mother right

FUNNY movie of mr. t singing a song about moms. i dont remember where i found it but it is truely awesome.



SITUATION RESOLVED - My Mom is lost in Dallas TX! Car stolen, money stolen, no water!

MY MOM IS SAFE AND SECURE. THE SITUATION HAS BEEN RESOLVED. A subscriber, www.youtube.com , found my Mom. He gave her food, water, and paid for a hotel room for the night. Big thanks to you bro. At the behest of a complete stranger, you went into the ghetto to find another stranger who was lost and mentally ill. You off took work to look for her. You opened your wallet for her and shared your precious time. Not only that but I could hear you on the phone being patient with some of the delirium coming from my Mom. You're a hero. On a side note, I'm going to leave the video up and but not monetize it. It will be posted a response to a few upcoming commentaries about what happened today. Google maps direct link to her location: maps.google.com Physical address: 10304 Forest Lane, Dallas, TX Google maps address courtesy of tinkman98 and SketchKillerLaught Pictures of her: imgur.com He name is Rachel and she said will be inside the 7/11 sitting on a milk crate. For now at least. My Mom has been discharged from a mental health facility and is not doing well. She is lost in Dallas Texas, had her car stolen, has no money, hasn't had anything to eat or drink (that I know of) in a day! If any of you live in Dallas, have a car, a few spare bucks, and big heart, can you please go buy her some water and bring it to that location? I'll pay back double or triple the cost just so long as you can take a pic and prove you've been there. Yes, I've called the police, they cannot legally ...



SWAGGER WAGON

Watch as the Sienna Family drops their hot new single, Swagger Wagon. This goes out to all you minivan families out there who get a Sienna SE for space but fill it with your family's swagger. To learn more about the Sienna SE visit toyota.com or download the free MP3 at toyotaswaggerwagon.com . Special shout-out to Black Iris Music and makers of Yoo-hoo.* (LYRICS) [INTRO MOM AND DAD] Yeah This one goes out to all you minivan families out there. Sienna SE...in the house. Where my mother at? Where my kids at? Where my kids at? Where my kids at? Where my kids at? Where my kids at? Where my kids at? No, seriously honeywhere are the kids? They're right there, see? Oh, cool beans. [VERSE DAD] I roll hard through the streets and the cul-de-sacs, Proud parent of an honor roll student, Jack. I got a swing in the front, a tree house in the back, My #1 Dad mug says, Yeah, Im the Mack. [VERSE MOM] I'm the world's best nurse when my kids get sick, I make a mean gel-mold, I perfected my tricks, Back when I used to party as a college chick. Now I'm cruising to their playdates lookin' all slick... [CHORUS] In my Swagger Wagon, Yeah, the Swagger Wagon, It's the Swagger Wagon, I got the pride in my ride. In my Swagger Wagon, Yeah, the Swagger Wagon, It's the Swagger Wagon. [VERSE DAD] Check it... I love hangin' with my daughter sippin' tea, keep my pinky up, All the drawings on my fridge sport an A+. I'm an awesome parent, (Right!) and it's apparent, (True!) And in this house there's no ...



Thank You Mom

Share this video with a mom you know. Tell her thank you at www.thanksfa.com Tweet the video and use the hashtag, #ThankYouMom Concept, creative ideation collaboration and sponsorship: ThanksFa.com Produced by: Barry Pousman www.barry.pousman.com Directed, edited and music by: Michael Marantz www.michaelmarantz.com



Doris Day - Que Sera Sera

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother what will I be Will I be pretty will I be rich Here's what she said to me Que Sera Sera Whatever will be will be The future's not ours to see Que Sera Sera What will be will be When I grew up and fell in love I asked my sweetheart what lies ahead Will we have rainbows day after day Here's what my sweetheart said Que Sera Sera Whatever will be will be The future's not ours to see Que Sera Sera What will be will be Now I have children of my own They ask their mother what will I be Will I be handsome will I be rich I tell them tenderly Que Sera Sera Whatever will be will be The future's not ours to see Que Sera Sera What will be will be Que Sera Sera



Fred's Mom is Missing

Get a Fred Party Pack atbit.ly including your chance to be in a Fred video, a special Fred T-shirt, Who's Ready to Party Album, It's Hackin' Christmas with Fred CD and Fred poster. (1.10) Fred's mom hasn't come back home from the bar since Fred had his play date with Bertha. At first Fred is extremely happy, but then reality hits! IT'S HACKIN HERE!! FredFigglehorn.com !! http !! Oh My Gammitt!!! Get 'A Hackin' Christmas with Fred' right here!!!!! Get the album on iTunes: bit.ly GO TO MY MY WEBSITE!!! fredfigglehorn.com MORE FRED FUNNESS!!!! http Twitter.com Formspring.com WATCH FIGGLE CHAT HHERE!!! bit.ly MORE PLAYLISTS FRED's Hackin Awesome Playlist: bit.ly FRED's Movie Playlist: bit.ly FRED as a Cartoon!!!!: bit.ly FRED's Music Videos!!!!!: bit.ly



Maher Zain - Number One For Me | Official Music Video

Get it now on iTunes: bit.ly "Number One For Me" is a single from Maher's Zain's new album "Forgive Me" which is due for worldwide release on the 2nd of April 2012. Directed by Mike Harris © 2012 Awakening Records www.facebook.com www.facebook.com Lyrics: Maher Zain & Bilal Hajji Melody: Maher Zain & Nano Omar Arrangement: Maher Zain Number One For Me - Lyrics: I was a foolish little child Crazy things I used to do And all the pain I put you through Mama now I'm here for you For all the times I made you cry The days I told you lies Now it's time for you to rise For all the things you sacrificed Chorus: Oh, if I could turn back time rewind If I could make it undone I swear that I would I would make it up to you Mum I'm all grown up now It's a brand new day I'd like to put a smile on your face every day Mum I'm all grown up now And it's not too late I'd like to put a smile on your face every day And now I finally understand Your famous line About the day I'd face in time 'Cause now I've got a child of mine And even though I was so bad I've learned so much from you Now I'm trying to do it too Love my kid the way you do CHORUS You know you are the number one for me (x3) Oh, oh, number one for me There's no one in this world that can take your place Oh, I'm sorry for ever taking you for granted, ooh I will use every chance I get To make you smile, whenever I'm around you Now I will try to love you like you love me Only God knows how much you mean to me CHORUS You know you are ...



Babies Learning "No" (The Baby Book)

All moms fear it, the day your baby learns the word "No" It will soon become their favorite word in their limited vocabulary. Alecia has come up with an ingenious way to stop Knox from using the word "No" so he can make room for more positive words like "yes". Subscribe Here: www.youtube.com Check out Alecia's book: "The Queen of Kentucky" www.amazon.com Great Ideas for Baby Names: htttp://www.youtube.com/babynamesshow mommy happiness: www.youtube.com mh advice channel: www.youtube.com mh health channel: www.youtube.com mh career channel: www.youtube.com mh family channel: www.youtube.com mh humor channel: www.youtube.com Subscribe Here: www.youtube.com The Baby Book is a twice weekly advice vlog hosted by Alecia Whitaker. Alecia, author of "Queen of Kentucky", will share her story on everything from thinking about having a child to the terrible two (or threes!). If you have child raising topic you'd like Alecia to talk about please let it in the comments below! TAGS: No learning saying "Saying no" yes discipline funny "funny baby" "hey Baby" baby book "baby book" parenting parents babies "parenting advice" advice "family planning" family planning Alecia Whitaker infant toddler child mom dad mommy mother father motherhood "new mom" story stories



Kelly's wisdom teeth aftermath

COMMENTARY: Kelly: Can you see me? Mom: Ok Kelly you want to show your tooth? Kelly: Oh show my tooth, to the world, cause its so pretty. Why is there only one? Oh that's really nice. You see, wow, that's a good tooth. Ohhhh. I'm going to frame that on my wall. What do I do now? Oh I feel so drunk. I don't even know what drunk feels like, but I, if I was drunk, I would feel like this. I would feel like this. I want to run around the parking lot right now and just woohoo, but I'm so tired I don't think I can do that. I don't know mom, I don't know. I don't know what to do. Should I eat something? I don't know cause my whole face is numb. I'm feeling it but I can't feel it. It's just too weird, this is just too weird of an experience for me. I just feel like I'm in some wonderful land. Oh, its so warm up here. Lets just drive like this forever and ever. Do I look pretty mom? Do I look pretty? Mom: Yes you always look pretty. Kelly: Aw do I? Aw you have to say that mom, your so nice. But I cant even keep my eyes open for more than two seconds. Can I sing? Cause I want to sing right now. You know that song that's like ooooo. No that's not actually a song. What song should I sing? Should I sing? I think I should sing the one that's like ooo you got me ooo you got that something boy I want to be where you are bunndunndunn for you cant even uhhh. Im so tired. I don't think I sound very good. Was that good? Mom: Ya that was great. Kelly: Was that a pretty song? Was that a pretty ...



BELLA'S DILEMMA (Mommy I Can't Sing Without My Prince)

2 year old Bella talks about her prince and disney world and surprised me by being so dramatic, I almost dropped the camera while filming and missed the ending! PS SHE'S NOT WEARING MAKEUP! Subscribe To Our Channel: youtube.com Our Twitter: twitter.com Thanks for supporting us by clicking LIKE, FAV, SHARE and SUBSCRIBING! We've been making videos on Youtube for over 5+ years now! ©



The Haunting of Sunshine Girl - Is mom still possessed?

www.TheHauntingOfSunshineGirl.com A lot of people have made comments telling me not to trust Mom. Telling me that she might still be possessed and that she's just waiting to get me. So I decided to give her the test again. I'll admit, I was a little nervous about it but things went good. I am 100% she's not possessed anymore.



MOTHER'S DAY - DEAR MOMMY

Happy Mother's Day from 5 year old Sophia :) Please Like, Fav, Comment and Share this video!! We love you! Dear Mommy Thank you mommy for always hugging me when I cry For saying, Hello gorgeous! Hello gorgeous! For when I come home from school Thank you for taking me on our trips outside For letting me jump on the bed (oops sorry, ow) For hugs and kisses For tidying up my room Thank you for not yelling at me when I do something bad For singing in the car with me For saying it's okay to make mistakes (my hat fell off) Thank you for letting me where what I want Thank you for letting me sleep in your bed Thank you for cozy cuddles and playing pretend For being nice For taking care of me when I'm sick For holding my hand Thank you for letting me spill because it was just an accident Thank you giving me a lollipop when I cry Thank you for sharing your coca-cola when daddy says no Thank you for not yelling too much Thank you for letting me video tape stuff mommy and thank you for letting me take pictures of stuff mommy Thank you for loving me forever I love you very much Happy Mother's Day Subscribe To Our Channel: youtube.com Our Twitter: twitter.com Thanks for supporting us by clicking LIKE, FAV, SHARE and SUBSCRIBING! We've been making videos on Youtube for over 5+ years now! ©



Cat mom hugs baby kitten

thanks to dailypicksandflicks.com for being the first to write about this video and to reddit.com for making it viral. And for all nice comments as well. :) lots of comments on video, cant read them all but a lot are spam and nasty - thats why they are now disabled, sorry.



WHAT NOT TO WEAR Season 7 - Mayim Bialik (full episode)

Episode 1: Mayim Bialik As a child star, actress Mayim Bialik's kooky-hippie style was adorable on the hit show "Blossom," ... but now that she's a married mom of two, there's no excuse for her to look like a wilted bouquet. Stacy and Clinton have had their eyes on this famous fashion disaster for years, and can't wait to make over this shlumpy mommy mess! In a What Not to Wear first, they take matters into their own hands and nominate Mayim themselves. Can they help this lifeless "Blossom" find a new bloom? No Copyright infringment intended. All rights belong to TLC.



Otter Pups Swim Lesson

If youve spent any time watching the Zoos North American river otters or our Asian small-clawed otters, youve probably noticed that otters seem almost as home in the water as most fish. But, did you know that otters have to be taught how to swim? Otter pups arent born with any innate knowledge of how to swim or handle themselves in the water. And since otters depend on water to survive, mom has to teach her babies how to be as home in the water as they are on land. In March, Audrey, the Zoos North American river otter female, gave birth to three healthy male pups. At around 30 days old, the pups are strong enough to begin their swimming lessons although sometimes, theyre not the most enthusiastic students much like kids everywhere. But Audrey is a good mom and a patient, persistent teacher. She teaches each pup individually at first this allows her to focus her full attention on each pup and each lesson especially since its the first time the pups have been in the water. Audrey teaches the pups in stages making sure each pup is comfortable with one step before moving on to the next. Typically, Audrey eases her pup into the water, then teaches him to float. After floating comes swimming, and the pups learn how to maneuver and swim, skills that are vital to their survival as adults. Once the pup is confident as a swimmer, Audrey teaches him to dive and move underwater. Then, she teaches each pup how to dry off and stay warm after a dip in the pool. As anyone whos been ...



Eminem - Lose Yourself w/ lyrics

"Lose Yourself" Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah! Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Easy, no He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that, but he's broke He's so stagnant that he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo This this whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him [Hook:] You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping This world is mine for the taking Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem It only grows harder, only grows hotter He blows us all over these hoes is all on him Coast to coast shows, he's know as ...



The Haunting of Sunshine Girl - Creepy Lady and Mom

www.TheHauntingOfSunshineGirl.com Here's two videos in one. I wanted to give you an update on creepy lady since I actually have an update to give. And that's that I've seen creepy lady again! I'm not sure what this means but it might not be good. And then I wanted to do a video talking to mom about the ghosts and stuff just to show you guys how weird she's been acting. Which she clearly has been. It's totally throwing me off. It's like she's not even herself. Add to that all this paranormal activity and it's all becoming a bit overwhelming.



2pac - Dear Mama (Lyrics)

You are appreciated [Verse One: 2Pac] When I was young me and my mama had beef Seventeen years old kicked out on the streets Though back at the time, I never thought I'd see her face Ain't a woman alive that could take my mama's place Suspended from school; and scared to go home, I was a fool with the big boys, breakin all the rules I shed tears with my baby sister Over the years we was poorer than the other little kids And even though we had different daddy's, the same drama When things went wrong we'd blame mama I reminice on the stress I caused, it was hell Huggin on my mama from a jail cell And who'd think in elementary? Heeey! I see the penitentiary, one day And runnin from the police, that's right Mama catch me, put a whoopin to my backside And even as a crack fiend, mama You always was a black queen, mama I finally understand for a woman it ain't easy tryin to raise a man You always was committed A poor single mother on welfare, tell me how ya did it There's no way I can pay you back But the plan is to show you that I understand You are appreciated [Chorus] Lady... Don't cha know we love ya? Sweet lady Dear mama Place no one above ya, sweet lady You are appreciated Don't cha know we love ya? [Verse Two: 2Pac] Now ain't nobody tell us it was fair No love from my daddy cause the coward wasn't there He passed away and I didn't cry, cause my anger wouldn't let me feel for a stranger They say I'm wrong and I'm heartless, but all along I was lookin for a father he was ...



Those two boys had no idea what will happen next...

Song "Home" by Sebastian Tribal. I got this song from the facebook site of Sebastian Tribal. www.facebook.com He gives it away for free there, so please youtube don't delete this video! Family surprised by father coming home from war early. Tribute to all the brave men and women fighting for freedom.



How to Say "No" (The Baby Book)

As a continuation from Alecia's last "Say No" video... Alecia further explains how she came up with her unique way to say no, or to stop Knox from doing things dangerous, without actually saying no. This way, Knox never learns to be negative, (and learn some manners) while mom can stop him from sending unwanted emails from her phone. Check out the first "Say No" video! youtu.be Subscribe Here: www.youtube.com Check out Alecia's book: "The Queen of Kentucky" www.amazon.com Great Ideas for Baby Names: htttp://www.youtube.com/babynamesshow mommy happiness: www.youtube.com mh advice channel: www.youtube.com mh health channel: www.youtube.com mh career channel: www.youtube.com mh family channel: www.youtube.com mh humor channel: www.youtube.com Subscribe Here: www.youtube.com The Baby Book is a twice weekly advice vlog hosted by Alecia Whitaker. Alecia, author of "Queen of Kentucky", will share her story on everything from thinking about having a child to the terrible two (or threes!). If you have child raising topic you'd like Alecia to talk about please let it in the comments below!



Justin Bieber Turn To You LYRICS (Mother's Day Dedication)

Lyrics to Turn to you by Justin Bieber about his mom. You worked two jobs, To keep a roof above our heads, You chose, A life for me, no you never gave up, I admire you, For the strength you've instilled in me, You were so young, You were just my age, when you had me mom, You were so brave. There was nothing gonna stop or get in our way. And I know you will always be there for me. So when you're lost and you're tired, When you're broken in two, Let my love take you higher, Cause I, I still turn to you. I still turn to you, I still turn to you. It was '94, the year that everything started to change, From before, You had to be a woman, You were forced to change your ways, To change your ways Then you founded the lord, You gave your life to him, And you could not ignore, the love he had you, and I wanted more of your heart. So when you're lost and you're tired, When you're broken in two, Let my love take you higher, Cause I, I still turn to you. I still turn to you, I still turn to you. I don't know what to do if you left me, So please don't go away, Everything that you are is who I am, Who I am today. So when you're lost and you're tired, When you're broken in two, Let my love take you higher, Cause I, I still turn to you. I still turn to you, I still turn to you. To you, to you, to you. I Still Turn to you. To you, to you, to you. Cause I, I turn to you.



Your Mother

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A Big Surprise for a Pregnant Mom!

She couldn't attend the show, but this mom had no idea she was about to be Skyping with Ellen! She could hardly get over the surprise... by the time Ellen had an even bigger one for her! Check it out.



Eminem - "Lose Yourself" Official Music Video

Contains scenes from the Movie: "8 Mile" Make sure you watch 8 Mile. It is one of the most motivational and inspiring film I ever seen. - (LYRICS): Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted One moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah! Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Easy, no He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that, but he's broke He's so stagnant that he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo This this whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him [Hook:] You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping This world is mine for the taking Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to ...



Jessica's "Daily Affirmation"

Jessica has a day where she's feeling ... really good about her life. (December 2001) ++++FAQ for this video ++++ Q: How old was Jess at the time of the video? A: She'd turned 4 about 6 weeks before the video was shot. Q: How old is she now? A: Depends on when you're reading this, but she was born in late October of 1997. Q: What does she say at the beginning? A: Though some claim they hear the word "assert" - as in assertive - she's actually saying I can be a "shark" - but it sounds like "sark" because she was incapable of making "sh" sounds at this time. Q: Are you sure she's not saying "I can be a SARK?" Her daily affirmations are consistent with the teachings of the author SARK. A: This is an interesting coincidence, but a coincidence nonetheless. Q: Does she say, "I like my 'elephants'?" A: More than one person has thought that, but she's actually saying I like my "Allisons." Allison is her aunt. Q: Does Jess have more than one mom? She says I like my "moms." A: No, she just has one mom and one dad (me.) For some reason she was "pluralizing" several things in her "like list." That's why she says "Allisons" and "cousins" (she only has one.) Q: What does she say at the 22 second mark? A: I really don't know, though I do have a theory now: this video was taken right around Christmas-time, and it ALMOST sounds like she's saying "I like my presents." So that's what I think it is - but I could be wrong. Q: Did she do this affirmation every day? A. Yes, until the age of ...



I'M BORED - (Official Music Video) - #WHOISUTV

Warning: This song is Boring MY MAIN CHANNEL www.youtube.com MY VLOG CHANNEL www.youtube.com MY FACEBOOK www.facebook.com MY TWITTER twitter.com MY MYSPACE www.myspace.com Lyrics: (Chorus) I'm bored,I'm bored, I'm bored You know why I'm bored? Because there's nothing to do I'm kinda hungry But I got no food My mom said I should go outside But I don't reallly wanna go outside Because it's hot and stuff and there bugs out there so shut up mom! (Chrous) I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, auuuggggghhh I'm so bored Well now I'm outside and I'm bored as crap It's hot as balls I shoulda just taken a nap Man I dunno what to do Should I play some games? Or maybe go on YouTube? Gosh today really sucks If I was still a kid I wouldn't give a F But I'm not a kid I'm a grown up F*** Dude If I had super powers I would fly I should do something soon or I might die.... not from a disease or anything dangerous just basically due from boredom I suppose or sun cancer (Chorus) I'm Bored, I'm bored, I am really bored, yeah I'm bored still I wonder how it would sound if I really tried to rap . . .Hmmm? Now look I'm bored at my house on the couch wishing I could get away get away get away now But I'm stuck in a rut Runnin Out of luck Sitting on my but Not giving a fluff Bout her Bout he Bout you Bout me I just care about my boredom I'm about to sneeze Achoooo Bless you kind sir Say word you nerd Man it smells like turds Or the birds and the bees Came thru my house and left a disease Never new my ...



Shoes the Full Version

CHECK OUT MY LATEST VIDEO: bit.ly liamshow.com directed by Liam Kyle Sullivan get it on iTunes ax.phobos.apple.com.edgesuite.net Featuring Liam Kyle Sullivan as Kelly, Chris and Kelly's Dad...Pam Cook as Kelly's mom. directors of photography Neal Lett, David Fickas and Eduardo Cisneros. lighting by Brandon Lawrence, fire dancing by firegroove.com edited by Liam Kyle Sullivan go to http for Kelly T-shirts! follow Kelly on Twitter! twitter.com This is the story about a girl who is going to get what she wants, no matter what. She may not be the prettiest girl on the block. She may be a bit overweight. She may be completely deranged. And even though haters pop up left and right, she doesn't let them drag her down. I hope that we can all draw inspiration from that strength of spirit; to look beyond our own flaws and see that anything is possible. Thanks for watching, and I hope you check out some of my other videos too.



The Haunting of Sunshine Girl - What is wrong with Mom?

www.TheHauntingOfSunshineGirl.com I don't know how to start this one. I was going through some of my footage and I found this video of my mom. It was blank before and after and I'm not really sure what's going on. I don't know if she was talking to someone or not but I don't hear anyone talking back so it's confusing. And she still refuses to talk about our ghosts now and what we should do about the paranormal activity or what happened to her at the house. But at the creepy house she mentioned she heard voices. She certainly seems like she hears voices here to. Maybe I should ask her if she wants to see a doctor.



Gotham City Impostors - NJ Mom Arrested For Bringing 5 Year Old Into Tanning Salon???

Holy crap people like this shouldnt even have kids. Even if the kid didnt get tanned a 5 year old has no business even being in the tanning booth, let alone the salon. Follow me!!! twitter.com www.facebook.com In this Gotham City Impostors Gameplay Commentary in the game mode Team Death Match not Bounty Hunter on Docks home of the wharf rat joinable gang i am using a nimble custom character loadout class with inflatable insoles support gadget vigor chug energy drink support item wall flower fun fact 1 hard target fun fact 2 tough as nails rampage killstreak gatekeeper sub machine gun extended magazines weapon mod desperado sub machine gun with muzzle brake break weapon mod



Engsub- [CUTE VIDEO] I'm sorry mommy TT Bé xin lỗi mẹ

"Baby went away without eating rice.Then, said that late at night hungry Eventually the baby heard scolding" CLICK CC IF YOU DONT SEE THE SUB I do not own this video:)



Cholo Adventures 27 - "I'm a Lover, Not a Fighter"

The Adventure continues lokos! Sleepy Mom has stopped her relationship with eGO. Sleepy Brown makes a new friend..or does he? SUB to my NEW CHANNEL! - www.youtube.com Written/Directed/Edited by: Eric G.Ochoa (aka eGO) GDC tee- superegostuff.com CHO-LOW Shoes - http Have an idea you want to share with me? tweet me: twitter.com LIKE us on FB: www.facebook.com Subscribe to the Cast: Sleepy Brown/Alex - youtube.com Sleepy Mom/Jessi - youtube.com Hyper Girl/Gabriela - youtube.com Special thx to: Josh Leyva Jessica Prado & the Duckies in the pond. Musica: youtube.com -eGO



EXCLUSIVE: Justin Bieber - Turn To You (Mother's Day Dedication) (Audio Premiere) 2012 VEVO HD

Justin Bieber JustinBieber justin bieber justinbieber New Video NewVideo New Music Video Audio Premiere Turn To You Mother's Day Dedication Premiere EXCLUSIVE WORLDWIDE PREMIERE FOR "TURN TO YOU" PERFORMED BY JUSTIN BIEBER 2012.VEVO iTunes: smarturl.it Video of Justin Bieber performing "Turn To You (Mother's Day Dedication)" (Audio). © 2012 The Island Def Jam Music Group | Universal Music Group All proceeds from the track benefit Bethesda Centre, women's shelter in Ontario that provided aid to Justin's mother during her pregnancy. The facility is in danger of closing if it doesn't raise $1.5 million by May 31. Help Save The Center! Lyrics: You worked two jobs, To keep a roof above our heads, You chose, A life for me, no never gave up, I admire you, For the strength you've instilled in me, You were so young, You were just my age, when you had me mom, You were so brave There was nothing gonna stop or get in our way. And I know you will always be there for me. So when you're lost and you're tired, When you're broken in two, Let my love take you higher, Cause I, I still turn to you. I still turn to you, I still turn to you. It was '94, the year that everything started to change, From before, You had to be a woman, You were forced to change your ways, To change your ways Then you founded the Lord, You gave your life to Him, And you could not ignore, the love he had you, and I wanted more of your heart. So when you're lost and you're tired, When you're broken in two, Let my ...



Arcade Fire - No Cars Go

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The Haunting of Sunshine Girl - Mom reacts to ghosts and weird things....

www.TheHauntingOfSunshineGirl.com My mom totally made a video! I can't believe that like in no time she's already getting freaked out about the weirdness that is happening. I mean I totally was trying to convince her that strange things were happening for like months before this.... granted the weird lady thing just started to happen. I don't think she totally buys the whole ghost thing though, as many of you apparently don't either. We'll see what happens next.



Eminem - Lose Yourself With Lyrics And Official Video HD

Now Uploaded In HD! My Second Lyrics Video! Enjoy! And Don't Forget To Comment And Rate For More Videos! Suggestions Will Be Accounted And May Appear On The Channel Lyrics Will Be Displayed Below And On-Screen For Your Viewing Pleasure Lyrics: Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it? Or just let it slip? Yeah, His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah! Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that Easy, no He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope He knows that, but he's broke He's so stagnant that he knows When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo This whole rhapsody He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in the music, the moment You own it, you better never let it go go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo This soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking Make me ...



Billy Currington - Walk A Little Straighter Daddy.

I'm not trying to make people believe my dad is all I had, but you don't know the truth. Yes I have a Mother/Brothers/Sisters. Truth is my dad denied me my whole life. I learned this year I had a twin. When my mom was pregnant with us my dad picked up my mom and spun her around, she later miscarried my twin. The day I buried my dad, my mom almost past away too. I'm not trying to make people feel sorry for me I just want people to know me for me and that includes my story. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED FOR MUSIC!!!! Although I do take credit for making the video!



Shaving My Head For My Mom

In March my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer. She is now cancer-free after 9 months and lots of treatment! This was my way of showing my support and solidarity. :) Liriel made this happen. :) Ignore the unintelligent conversation. Oo And Enjoy the video. No copyright intended! Copyright for Smile goes to Uncle Kracker and for Happy, goes to Never Shout Never of course. :)



Doin' Your Mom (Original)

FREE MP3 DOWNLOAD: bit.ly DO **NOT** PAY FOR THE SONGS ON iTUNES. A music pirate has uploaded them there and is trying to make money off of them. All of our songs are available for free. Just use the link above. ENJOY! :D Breeze did the beat for this song: www.breezetheproducer.com



Ted williams meet his Mom after 20 years " Golden Radio Voice"

Note: "I don't own any video" Tune into TODAY on Friday morning to watch an interview with Ted Williams, the man with the golden voice, and his mother Julia Williams. Ted Williams, the homeless man-turned-star who wowed the world with his golden pipes, reunited with his mother, Julia Williams, on Thursday after about 20 years apart. When he first approached her in a New York City hotel room, he repeated "Hi, Mommy!" He then kneeled down and embraced her as she cried in his arms.



China's Got Talent show 2011 12-year-old Mongolian boy singing "Mother in the Dream"

A 12-year-old Mongolian boy- Uudam (乌达木Wudamu in Chinese) who lost his parents at the age of 8 in a road accident singing the song-"Mother in the Dream" (梦中的额吉) to his mother in heaven. He seldom talk about his story but when he miss his mother, he will sing this song. Besides, he always dream about his mother, sitting beside him. The song is in Mongolian, therefore, not everyone can understand the lyrics. However, his singing touched every judges and audiences in the hall without the understanding of the lyrics. He sang out all his love and though to his mother. A touching song, performed by a boy who got a sad story behind, a voice comes from far Mongolia sending his though to his mother at heaven. A great performance by a 12-year-old boy! He got an interesting and beautiful dream which is to invent a kind of ink that just need a drop to drop on the ground, the whole world will cover with green grass. one more thing to add, his mother wished to see his singing on the stage when she was alive. the translation of lyrics as below: In the stillness among the vast lands I dream of Mother praying for me She looks afar and gives precious milk to the heavens As offering for my well-being My Mother, so far away. Stars twinkle above the grasslands while In my dream I see Mother's caring face As she prays to the heavens to wish me godspeed My Mother, so far away. In my dream I see Home basking in golden sunbeam While Mother softly sings an enchanting melody There in the ...



PARENTS SUCK!

WATCH BLOOPERS & MORE: bit.ly DOWNLOAD THE SONG: bit.ly DOWNLOAD UNCENSORED SONG: bit.ly GET THE SHIRT: bit.ly ------------------------------------ Hey it's our very own website: smosh.com Oh and our Facebook page facebook.com Want to know when we're filming and/or pooping? Now you can: twitter.com ------------------------------------ ==LYRICS== The greatest thing ever just happened to me (You see!) Take that, Mom, you can't tell me how to be I'm livin' on my own and I've got no rules Yeah, I rule my own house and I'll tell you what I'll do (ha!) First, I'll grab some milk; drink straight from the jug Then grab a sandwich, eat it butt-naked on the rug All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack... "Only eat one, young man" F**K THAT! I'll snack 'til I yack ! ---------- No more parents! No more rules! Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain't no fool No more bath time! No more hugs! And if I feel like it, I will crap on the rug. No more mommy! No more dad! Livin' on my own; most fun I've ever had I'm eatin' cookies for breakfast 'cause I don't give af**k Shoot your squirties in the air and scream PARENTS SUCK! ---------- My parents ain't around to tell me what I can't say, so I yell "f**k" "s**t" and "darn" every day. My parents ain't around to tell me what to do, so I leave the door open while I take a big poo My parents ain't around to make me mow the lawn, instead I'll watch dirty vids with the volume on My parents ain't around to say I can't watch certain flicks. They ...



Nickelback - Lullaby lyrics

My very own lullaby. I listen to this every night before I go to sleep and it gives me a reason to wake up in the morning. Since all of you are sharing your life stories in the comments, I thought I'd tell you mine. I'm 14 and I kinda act a lot more mature than the rest, you know like taking stuff seriously, not partying every night, trying to do my best in school, knowing what I'll do in my future. There isn't a day when my classmates don't make me feel different and unwanted. Home's no picnic either. My mom and dad divorced a long time ago and my mom married another guy. I still see my dad, but he doesn't like most things I do and he doesn't understand me. My mom and my step-dad don't get along very well for the past year and I can hear them fighting at night, when they think me and my little half-sister are asleep. I trusted all my problems and everything else to my best friend that I hung out with for the past 7 years, but we recently got in a fight and she left me. The first time I thought about killing myself was when I was 13. I was walking home from a really bad day in school and when I was crossing a viaduct, I stopped and looked over the edge, down to the highway beneath. I thought to my self if it's even worth to go home and how nice would it be to jump and just end everything. But I didn't have the nerve to do it. I still don't, but ever since then, the idea of killing myself is stuck in my head. Some days are good and I don't even think of it and other days ...



FAMILY GUY - Bird is the Word!

All-new episodes of FAMILY GUY return this fall to FOX! Available now on DVD! bit.ly ('Like' on Facebook) bit.ly (Follow on Twitter)

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