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MST3k 306 - Time of the Apes
An earthquake sends a group of humans into a future world ruled by apes. But Johnny doesn't care. www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3k 519 - Outlaw of Gor
Tarl Cabot is whisked away to a magical, breastical-boobical land of swords and sorcery! What happens after that...I have no clue. www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3k 803 - The Mole People
John Agar leads a team of explorers to find Batman's butler's secret race of mushroom-eating light-sensitive humanoid larvae...and finds love in the process. www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3K Best of Vol. 1
A compilation of some good jokes and one liners from three Mystery Science Theater 3000 movies: Prince of Space, Night of the Blood Beast, and Space Mutiny.
MST3k 614 - San Francisco International
A bunch of oily-faced 70s B-grade actors try to prevent a shipment of Rush albums from falling into the hands of terrorists. Some little kid almost dies, too. www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3k 903 - Puma Man
An American studying in some Europe-y country survives the rigorous test of being thrown out of a window, only to discover that he has the powers of a puma. Good for him. Many silly scenes follow. www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3k 310 - Fugitive Alien
A horde of FAAAABULOUS-looking aliens with red wig-helmets assaults Earth, only to be repelled by the plucky crew of Bacchus 3, a ship which has only slightly *less* pickup than a '75 Pinto. Jack Perkins co-hosts. www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3k 602 - Invasion USA
Chuck Norris was only 12 years old when he starred in the action-packed cold war adventure film "Invasion USA," co-starring *two* Lois Lanes! www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3k.s10.e03 - Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders
My favorite riffing on the show Mystery Science Theater 3000, off of season ten. Don't let this show die, it is great. :D
MST3k 607 - Bloodlust
In true horror film tradition, four beautiful teenagers are led into a cheesily-dressed set made to look like a jungle, where they're hunted down with fake weapons. Much moustache-twirling ensues. www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3k 418 - Attack of the The Eye Creatures
Enjoy Attack of the The Eye Creatures, and have a good night. Er, day. Er, night... www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3k 617 - The Sword and the Dragon
100000 extras, 11000 horses, hundreds of thousands of rubles spent, diligent care taken to accurately re-create the costumes of the period...all to be ridiculed by a guy and two robot puppets. MosFilm 0, The Bots 1. www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3k 819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men
Please...just go away...I can't think of anything marginally witty to write about this incredibly bad film...my soul...dying...moose...Indian... www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3k 909 - Gorgo
Brits get their turn getting stomped on by a guy in a rubber monster suit. www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3k 815 - Agent for HARM
My college English professor moonlights as a secret agent who practices judo where the deer and the antelope play. There's also a tender scene where he loses his virginity with a mostly-willing European archery expert. The Artist Formerly Known as Prince co-stars. www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3k 807 - Terror from the Year 5000
A deformed woman from the future who speaks Greek comes back in time and interrupts television broadcasts of major sporting events. A mousy administrative assistant taps into her vast reservoir of rage to exact revenge. www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3k 623 - The Amazing Transparent Man
A mad scientist with a desire for money and doing questionable things to small furry animals recruits an ex-con for a heist of plutonium from a poorly-guarded bank, which is apparently where stockpiles of plutonium are stored. Hilarity and fallout ensue. www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3k 1012 - Squirm
A worm-faced kid from the north heads south to visit his worm-faced cousin and some worm-faced worm farmers. Oh, and springs apparently have divine protection. www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3k 401 - Space Travelers
Gene Hackman is so good in this! www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3k 913 - Quest of the Delta Knights
Your standard early-90s sword-and-sorcery affair. Although I think this is like The Klumps or something in which David Warner plays all the roles. I could be mistaken. www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3k 912 - The Screaming Skull
A remarried widower tries to console his new wife's feelings of jealousy and intrusion when confronted with the ghost of his deceased wife. Later remade by Lars von Trier as "Antichrist." www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3K - funniest scene ever!! (from The Creeping Terror)
Bobby and his grandpa are stalked by the Creeping Terror. SO many great riffs here.
MST3K - A Date With Your Family
Now watch as the fearless occupants of the Satellite of Love face this short and manage to make a purse out of a sow's ear!
MST3k 814 - Riding with Death
Ben Murphy is a cool 70's secret agent who has the ability to become invisible whenever the editor feels like it. He's as elusive as Robert Denby! www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3K - Space Mutiny - The many names of David Ryder
All the names given to the lead character in Space Mutiny, David Ryder.
MST3k 817 - Horror of Party Beach
Guys wearing uncomfortably-small bathing suits and feminist folk singers team up to fight a horde of mutants from the bottom of the ocean. A wise "ethnic" woman saves the day with chemistry. www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3K - Last Clear Chance
Pre-"Red Asphalt" Driver's Ed short, sponsored by Union Pacific Railroad (still manages to work in a train safety message)
MST3k 606 - The Creeping Terror
A huge walking carpet-- er, alien from an advanced civilization - comes to Earth where people commit suicide by climbing into its mouth-- er, it eats people. Yeah. This film also inspired a generation to listen to bass-free jazz and dance "The Nerd." www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
Mst3k Jack Frost - 1/10
Based on classic Russian fairy tales, this episode follows the heartwarming yet mindblowingly goofy adventures of Ivan and Nastenka. Includes evil stepmothers, witches, mushroom elves, true love, and all that good fairy tale stuff!
MST3K 0610 - The Violent Years (1/10)
This may be one of the most disturbing films ever made by Ed Wood Jr., but it's also one of the funniest MST3K episodes. Preceded by my favorite short, the delightfully unsubtle Young Man's Fancy. It's innuendorrific!
MST3K - Mitchell
Episode 512 Mitchell is a 1975 film starring Joe Don Baker as an abrasive, alcoholic police detective. Very much an anti-hero, Mitchell often ignores the orders of his superiors in pursuit of his targets, and demonstrates disdain for by-the-book police work as well as normal social graces. The film also stars John Saxon and Martin Balsam as the criminals Mitchell pursues throughout the film. Linda Evans and Merlin Olsen appear in supporting roles as a prostitute and henchman, respectively. Be sure and notice the genre-busting soundtrack. The movie starts out with a Shaft inspired rubber guitar solo, the chase scenes have a lovely 2 bar light rock/corporate PR film melody, and interspersed with that is some piano noodling that sounds vaguely similar to Nadia's Theme. And if that isn't enough to set your teeth on edge and leave you tasting vinegar and copper, there's the 'Ma-ma-ma-ma-Mitchell' country crooning of an embarrassed Hoyt Axton. All episodes available for free at: www.club-mst3k.com
The Girls of MST3K
A compilation of mst3k clips. I added some pointless annotations, but you can hide them if you want to.
MST3k 420 - The Human Duplicators
Richard Kiel is an alien with a difference. Hugh Beaumont teaches him valuable life lessons about who he is, and accepting himself. www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3K - Favorite Moments - Hobgoblins
My favorite moments of Hobgoblins - an incredibly bad movie, but funny as hell.
MST3k 805 - The Thing that Couldn't Die
A water witch decides that she'd rather go out with a bodyless head from the 16th century than with any one of a number of hunks of varying mental capacity from the family farm. www.reddit.com mst3konline.blogspot.com - a list of every episode available for online streaming!
MST3K - Favorite Moments - Mitchell
This episode features Joe Don Baker as the amazingly unappealing cop - Mitchell - probably one of the most unlikeable characters ever. Making the audience feel good when the hero is beaten up is not excatly a positive selling point for any movie. Anyway, this episode features Linda Evans, Martin Balsam (what happend?), and John Saxon as the movies absurdly uninteresting sub-plot. The sub-plot is apparently of so little interest that the movie itself forgets about it. This is also the last MST show with Joel Hodgson.
MST3K Short: Puerto Rico pt.1
(Part 1 of 2) One of the funniest shorts (at least in my opinion) from the Mike Nelson era. PUERTO RICO!!! One of two shorts originally showed before their required viewing of "Beast of Yucca Flats"
MST3K - Young Man's Fancy
From the episode The Violent Years. Cast: Crow - Trace Beaulieu Mike Nelson - Michael J. Nelson Servo - Kevin Murphy © 1994 Best Brains, Inc.
MST3K parodies Ingmar Bergman
From Episode 6x17 "The Sword and the Dragon," the SOL crew parodies the Swedish film director Ingmar Bergman.
Project Popcorn - Russian MST3K ripoff
This was a legitimate show people! Here's a clean and higher resolution copy of the main titles. Here's the Google Translation of the show description: "The protagonist - Stepa is a guinea pig at the Institute of Brain. His mind processes the old movies the villain Professor Zamyshlyavkin. But friends - talking dog ketchup and cynical penguin Fidel always ready to joke in the most dangerous places for the psyche! Watch movies with the steppe, ketchup and Fidel - the best entertainment for fans of black humor!"
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