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LITERAL Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Trailer
MP3! - bit.ly POSTERS! - dft.ba Shirts! - bit.ly NEW Gameplay channel! youtube.com Click-To-Tweet! tinyurl.com Subscribe! bit.ly iTunes Store - bit.ly Subscribe for daily TobyVlogs! bit.ly Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. Literally. By Toby Turner. Toby Links: TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - bit.ly Twitter: www.twitter.com Facebook Fan: www.facebook.com Blog: www.tobyturner.com The lyrics, as transcribed by JigSawPuppet on fxp.co.il Stargate, UbiSoft, SPARKLE A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaaade. and people say Rome wasn't built in a dayyyyy - AH BLOOM TRANSITION The birds get the hell out of there. Because they know something's going down Is he gonna die? No, it's a medium shot. Pan, zoom, and slow-mo means he's the target. Mysterious hooded man watches (from a distance) Take a second to look awesome Time to go. Walk in slow-motion So you still look awesome. Guard just saw you, And he's gonna shot you. But don't mind him Just keep looking awesome. That shadow will take care of him WHITE! Guard says "Stop!" Just kill him with your awesome The other got it by an arrow so you're good. PART THE RED SEA Hopefully those guards have good armor No, they don't. Maybe they do They don't. Now act like you didn't do it. They're not buying it... Target comes out of his shelter He's distracted by a feather. He's like, "SHOOT ME!" He likes feathers. He looks up when he remembers Ooh, I LOVE birds! Nod at the bird and PEOPLE DIE Everywhere PEOPLE DIE Target doesn't die, HE'S FINE! Target sends ...
LITERAL Assassin's Creed Revelations Trailer
MP3: itunes.apple.com Daily Vlogs: youtube.com Game Commentary: youtube.com POSTERS! - dft.ba Fans! facebook.com Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly Recomposed by Brennan Anderson brennananderson.com LYRICS: Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle. Fade in to the left hand of a sleepy man. How'd he fall asleep there? Help up the sleepy hooded man. That's what beds are for. Drag him cross the stone floor. Front shot then a shot from the ceiling. He could get carpet burned. Slow fade. Cut to white on a boat, I'm looking ahead. Holding on a rope. I am... nauseous, Now I'm alone, and walking away. And I'm afraid of heights. Oh sh**, how'd I get up here? If I fall then I would be dead. I made it down alright. I feel great... RAAHH! GOD! COME ON! Whoever shot that arrow's gonna pay. Enter Bald Guy With a Cape. Break the arrow off, you can take a bald guy. Then you see the bald guy joined by some other guys. RUN UP! In slow motion, kick a guy in the head. Stab his friend. Spin around, roll off. Punch a face. Start out in slow motion first, then use your speed hack. Grab a sword, use it to deflect. Stab him in the back. Get down just in time, and slap him in the face. Friendly Fire's on, apparently. Why unsheath your blade? Make 'em use their own. Time out, lemme get my Weap's... IN SLOW-MO. I am the first X-Man. That joke's ahead of our time, but you still gonna die! Who the hell is that guy? The second X-Man. Don't watch him walk away, or you'll lose a hidden blade and get surrounded. OOWHITE ...
LITERAL Prototype 2 Trailer
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LITERAL Skyrim Trailer
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LITERAL Tron Legacy Trailer Parody
Tron Legacy. Literally. TWEET!! tinyurl.com SUBSCRIBE!!! bit.ly TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - bit.ly Tron Legacy Literal Trailer LYRICS (written out by cezrulez) cezrulez Heres the lyricks for tron! Heres the lyricks for tron! Motorcycle, switch lanes, reckless. Swerve right, jump, don't miss your exit! Driving uphill, pan up quickly. Panning down, you have arrived at Flynn's Rear-view mirror, focus. Enter, turn on flashlight. SWITCHBOX! Flip it, games all turn on. Top-view walking, tilt up pan down. Ignore the other arcade games. Towards the only one that matters, TRON. Blue light, look at a quarter. Insert quarter, gets rejected. Pick it up, don't waste your quarter. Look at the arcade game, touch it. Tron rotating, cut. Shhhhh..... Wipe the dust off of a touchscreen. Oh @*#$, turn around, something's rising. Lens lights up, light grows to blinding, cut. Megatron gateway floating downwards. People look small, LIGHTNING, fade out. Laser-tag, wait, that's a spaceship. Looking down, things are rotating. Light-cycle speeds past, going to a building. Fade to a hot chick on a bench, look left. Tiny hand-held stargate, rack-focus. Elevating bad guys, wide shot bad guys. Step on the light floor, throw, deflect it. Blonde chick bounces, creepy guitar. Light car peels out, frisbee jetpack zoom. Walking, walking, walking, walking, cut. JEFF BRIDGES! Chunks of light come outta nowhere, Spin randomly, then they spell... Tron. Legacy. Eee, eee, eee. Fan Pics - fanstuff(@)tobyturner.com TOBY ...
LITERAL Mass Effect 3 Trailer
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LITERAL Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 Trailer
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LITERAL Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Trailer Parody HD
iTunes! bit.ly TWEET!! tinyurl.com CAREFUL, HARRY shirts - bit.ly Harry Potter. Literally. SUBSCRIBE!!! bit.ly TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - bit.ly Lyrics: Introductory helicopter nature shot. Bad guy at a safe distance Second helicopter introductory nature shot bad guy at an uncomfortably close distance (turn) Careful Harry, he doesn't have a nose. Harry needs some sleep. And he needs a nose. And he needs some sleep. And some new glasses. And he needs a manicure. Don't sleep yet Harry, he's gonna kill you LOOK OUT! Spell, dodge, too many passengers, dramatic turn, how does that hold him up? First time he touched a girl Pan up pointy roof Leaf bed look right This movie is extremely important Force field dissolves Dramatically raise hand That train is screwed Slowly look left This movie is the most important movie you will ever see Back up in a library Raise your hand and a wand Dragon's pissed, Weasley's scared Of a bunch of bad guys but he acts brave while he runs. You've gotta buy 2 tickets Masked guy on a broom swerve Run throw exploding Running closer shot cast a spell DUCK be careful with that stick too late. Ok, time out. Oh thank god ok. Catchin my breath. He's grabbin his face, whatever. Ok go! Dragon take off People running Downhill people running Flex Part 1 November walking Chase that fire you wizards flying horse lizard look out harry Too late got him, help him Ron. PART 2 July 2 BURNING People Running backwards Screaming wave-hand upskirt Windy Kissing Snape cast spell ...
LITERAL The Hobbit Trailer
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LITERAL Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Trailer
iTunes: bit.ly Daily Vlogs: youtube.com Game Commentary: youtube.com POSTERS! - dft.ba Click to Tweet! - tinyurl.com Fans! facebook.com Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly LITERAL Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Trailer LYRICS: Pan cross ocean. Zoom into a mountain....
LITERAL Dead Island Announcement Trailer
Get the MP3!: bit.ly Fans! facebook.com Click to Tweet! tinyurl.com TobyGames! bit.ly Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly In Dead Island you can enjoy a tropical vacation complete with zombies. Watch the official trailer for the new survival horror video game. IGN's YouTube is just a taste of our content. Get more: www.ign.com Want this week's top videos? Sign up go.ign.com Post-production by Brian C. Janes youtube.com LYRICS Darkness, sparkle. Eyeball zoom out. She looks excited, is it Christmas? No. She's... dead... Burning guy, hallway, Dancing burning guy, legs, Stop, drop, and roll, man! Running, fall up. Princess of Persia, running. Back to checkpoint. Hugging Dad, WAIT, she's a zombie. Flashback, them too. At least that one's hot. Just looking on the bright side. Never give a zombie girl a piggy back ride. I'm not crying, there's something in both my eyes. Pull a hatchet in. Girl almost made it out. Dad's a badass. Flirt with the zombie. After he kills her boyfriend. No I didn't order room service, thanks anyway. Why'd you vacation at a place called Dead Island? Didn't you read the pamphlet? Yelp it next time. She got bitten, Dad keeps hitting. Zombies suck man. Chop off her ha-hand. Embrace Dad. This vacation sucked. Fade. Title card. Home movies without Zombies. When Dead Island... wasn't. Wave, goodbye. Tags: Literal Trailer [HD] machinima videogame video game exclusive yt:quality=high Dead Island Launch games tobuscus toby turner parody spoof funny videos gameplay ...
LITERAL BioShock Infinite Trailer
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LITERAL World of Warcraft: Cataclysm Cinematic Trailer
New Take180 collab! - bit.ly Get the MP3! bit.ly Tweet! tinyurl.com Fans! facebook.com TobyGames! bit.ly Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly Blizzard has a solid gold logo 'cause they're loaded. Dramatic pause of darkness. EPIC HAMMER SMACK! Dramatic pause of darkness, number 2. Ragnaros getting a deep-tissue massage, he has special needs, don't judge him! Steamy metal chained-up Batman logo, brought in to be used as a Band-Aid. This shouldn't hurt you a bit. Let me know if it does. Oh sh**, it did, we're dead! He just wrote that with his Band-Aid. He's so talented! Hammer doctors want Deathwing to stand still, but he can't resist dancing to this song. Keep it down, or they'll file a noise complaint. Dragon acupuncture is complicate. How's that feel now? TRANSITION Warcraft: 2012. Hit the "Panic" button on a dragon, He's frustrated that he has one. Always check the neighbors out before you sign the lease. Shout-out to the Hindenburg. Fiery bloom transition to water! Utah's gonna need a new license plate. Deathwing finishes up his visit to the acupuncturist, while he's soaking his feet IN THE LAVA. It helps circulation. He needs some Clear Eyes™, Ben Stein says it gets the red out! Uh oh...he's offended! They're not that red! Everyone that plays this game is screwed. You're screwed, screwed, screwed, screwed. Even that dam face! Careless dragon burns everything behind him, then he finally flaps his wings and puts the fire out! Then he comes back down and looks around for some ...
LITERAL Halo Reach: Trailer
Get the MP3!! bit.ly TWEET!! tinyurl.com BLOOD VIOLENCE SHIRTS! bit.ly PreOrder Reach! - amzn.to That should give you a $20 game credit. SUBSCRIBE!!! bit.ly Halo Reach. Literally. By Toby Turner. Toby Links: TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - bit.ly Twitter: www.twitter.com Facebook Fan: www.facebook.com Blog: www.tobyturner.com Check out my weekly gaming show Mondays on LikeTotallyAwesome! http LYRICS: Blood violence. Space zoom fade, This September. Dodge the space-pebbles, nicely done. The Battle Begins. Exit a warthog, Scene from Avatar Side-shot helicopters Peek at the bad guys That girl has a robot arm Everybody stares at it, awkward. Snipe at night-time, Go to battle, front shot suspense Turn gun forward, Why wasn't it already turned forward Now you're dead, jump. Catch him pull him up, City's burning thanks to guys with pincer-mouths. You need a bigger gun. Hey there, what's in your hand? DOG TAGS! What's in his? BLUE LIGHT! Airplane take off going to space to help these guys fighting these guys GOT ONE, dodge the lightning plasma But keep shooting, the most anticipa... Halo Reach. Global Warming is the least of their worries. Halo Reach Battle Begins Trailer [HD] Developer: Bungie Release: 9/14/2010 Genre: Shooter Platform: X360 Publisher: Microsoft Game Studios Website: www.bungie.net Developed exclusively for Xbox 360 by acclaimed studio Bungie, "Halo: Reach" drops players back into the iconic universe they love so they can experience the birth of the "Halo" legend. During the ...
LITERAL Crysis 2 Trailer
Orabrush Collab! www.youtube.com Fans! facebook.com Click to Tweet! TobyGames! bit.ly Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly Crysis 2 continues the SciFi shooter game genre and combines action and story. This trailers sets the stage for the epic sequel. Original Song: "New York, New York" by Grammy-Nominated artist BoB Music remade by Brennan Anderson brennananderson.com Post-production by Brian C. Janes youtube.com LYRICS Crytek. Signal's weak. EA, off, on, rotate. Helicopter fly away. Car alarm saved the day. Evacuation Manhattan sealed off. The best looking game on consoles CVG. Underwater liberty pan cut city. Night time cut to the beat, Pan stop. Signs say Invasion, Ship levitation bloom. PC Gamer's mind got blown. Missile goes through the air to unleash some ownage. Gas masked guard guarding gas masked prisoners. Pull a girl away from her stylish visitor. 9 out of 10 from XBOX Mag editor. Missile to the left, missile to the right. Predator! Blow up the street snake, Or it becomes a tower snake. Curvy missile sends a metal dragon face into a bus. Shoot a bridge at night, and it 'splodes in the daytime. Down goes the pylon. Airborne Cylon! Left arm pan up, Zoom into your helmet. Is that a friendly helicopter? Hell no. Missile threat. Jump! Be strong. Grab a gun, kick a dude. Jump attack. Jump out the window. Tank round slow mo. You will regret that (you're dead). Be fast. Long jump through some glass. Shoot a robot's crotch. That's the strongest fire hydrant in the world ...
LITERAL Dead Space 2 Trailer
Get the MP3! itunes.apple.com Tweet! tinyurl.com Fans! facebook.com TobyGames! bit.ly Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly Guitar track by Mike Datz Post-production by Brian C. Janes youtube.com Original Song: "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" by The Smashing Pumpkins LYRICS Don't look at the Damned Guy, and he just fades away. There's some text inside some flames. Saturn is really close. Pan down the city Hot chick turning, Isaac rocking. Shake your head, and while he's talking, words appear over his shoulder. A spike in the ribcage and you're killed. Grab a girl by the waist. Bandaged hot chick walking up. She got away but she could use some Advil. Ship pulls away. Isaac wants to take a nap, slide down wall, then fade to black. Wake him up and then its time to diieee. Falling through space, Stab yourself, Shoot something out of frame. Dodge then ship shakes. Stare at your hand, Demon gymnast, Don't get sucked into SPACE, Glowy face, Train-sition. IGN approves. Wrestle demon, Shoot a demon, Choked by a demon, Shoot a pipe, Fall into Space will leave you breathless. Ride a rollercoaster. Walk back, shooting, Bad guy jumping, Jetpack legs, reload, Hit a rock then spin. Giant flaming text distracts the pilot, so they crash. Demons, demons, demons, demons. A Transformer for some reason. Lasers, choking, dragging, glowing. You should probably get a new ship... Dead Space 2. Dead Space 2 - Launch Trailer Tags: Literal Trailer [HD] machinima videogame video game exclusive yt:quality=high ...
LITERAL Warrior's Way Trailer
Warrior's Way Facebook - www.facebook.com Tweet! tinyurl.com Go comment on the original trailer! www.youtube.com Main Site - www.iamrogue.com Fans! facebook.com TobyGames! bit.ly Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly LYRICS: Wintry tree fades to the sword of our hero. Sharpen your blade on the driveway, his is good. Walk slowly in real time, then run in slowmo. POWERSLIDE! Sharpen your feet on the driveway. Rogue plate goes inside. Fight's over, you win. Just kidding, there were water ninjas in the river. Slice a water ninja turn them into water later, ninja raindrops fall on you. Finally escaped the ninjas... no you didn't. They are also in the snow. Look down, turn, baby, old man, sheath your swooord! Burn the flooooor. Shouldn't he avoid water? From the producer of The Lord of baby backpacks Take 'em to the fair Someone's grandpa's stuck up there Hot chick, fade, night, look at him, reciprocate. townfolk wonder why does his hair look so great? One Warrior fondling his knapsack (DRAMATIC GAZE!) Sword fighting hot chick you should really ask her out! Caught between two worlds Spend all day in the garden Your girlfriend's getting jealous The audience is trampled Ninjas do the waveah! Angry looking Asian. Old man with a rifle Paratrooper ninjas landing on the rooftops Darkness. Townsfolk admire the Raiden cosplay roof ninjas Jump off at the same time. Swing the staff. This December Shoulder mounted gatling gun. Kissing girls makes spinning stars To protect a target Winter ninjas ...
Meat Loaf: Literal Video Version (Anything For Love)
Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do, in my fifth take on Dusto McNeato's "literal video" concept! Lyrics: David A. Scott / Singing: David A. Scott & PersephoneMaewyn (Felisha Noble) 4/19/09 NOTE: I originally made this while assuming it would be my last one, hence the shout out to everyone who had done a literal video (good or bad) up to that point. Later, I decided to do "Total Eclipse of the Heart", and the rest is history.... Featured on "De Wereld Draait Door" ("The World Keeps Turning") 5/19/09: dewerelddraaitdoor.vara.nl Featured on "Radio Dead Air" 9/2011: live.radiodeadair.com blip.tv
LITERAL Shark Night 3D TRAILER
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Penny Lane: Literal Video Version
T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE! Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do, in my second continuation of Dusto McNeato's "literal video" concept! Lyrics/singing: DASjr 2/28/09 BUY MERCHANDISE! www.printfection.com Twittered by Tyler Stewart!!! (Barenaked Ladies) 3/11/09: twitter.com Twittered by Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre!!! 01/24/10: twitter.com Featured on POPTUB 3/10/09: www.youtube.com 40000 VIEWS IN ITS FIRST MONTH! 100000 VIEWS ON 6/02/09! Thanks to everyone who helped to make this video so popular! Thanks to POPTUB for featuring the video! Thanks to Dust Films for the inspiration!
LITERAL Skyline Trailer
Check out all of today's Skyline videos here: bit.ly Thanks to Rogue Pictures for making today's videos possible. www.iamrogue.com www.youtube.com iamrogue.com Tweet! tinyurl.com Fans! facebook.com TobyGames! bit.ly Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly LYRICS: Peaceful nighttime shot of New York, I meant Los Angeles, where... the only light comes from the buildings AND SPACE! Aliens wake up as early as my mom. Blue lights falling ...down. Rise and shine it's time to be abducted Shield your eyes, maybe they'll call it off. Maybe they'll shake your booze and wake the drunk guy. Drunk guy standing. A girl's scared of the varicose veins on his face. (VEIN SHOT) "Hey girl, are you okay?" "No." Hip light, Universal, Relative, Rogue Tiny girl between your legs, now she's bigger. Aliens outside. If you think you can take a picture, zoom, cut away, product placement. There's tiny ships comin' out of biiig ships with vacuums that suck up people. Statue of Liber-TV Aliens have handheld human vacuums, maybe you can get away in your Ferrari. No. Maybe try your Mercedes. Maybe not! Hot chicks, bomber planes, falling on the guy from Dexter. Run away! Not that way! Alien slobber Cut Rejoice, the helicopter's going to save you, NOT! Screaming at planes This Fall Sadly shooting in the kitchen, lava monster, helicopters are worthless. Our First Encounter guy from Dexter, shoots a rocket, dodge a rocket. That thing didn't, making out before you're vacuumed Our Last Stand Holding on, don't look at ...
Mr. Literal
You all know this guy... Except you've never seen him go OVER THE EDGE. Send this to all your friends who take things way too literally and tell them to SHUT IT (They'll probably ask you "shut what? The door?" Fuck them. Made for Newgrounds.com. See more funny videos THERE. OKAY?
LITERAL Twilight Eclipse Trailer Parody
Get the mp3 on iTunes! - bit.ly Click to TWEET!! tinyurl.com **** TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - bit.ly THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE - LITERAL Trailer Fan Pics - fanstuff(@)tobyturner.com TOBY LINKS!: Toby Twitter! bit.ly My Homepage!: www.tobyturner.com Fan GROUP (for direct-message updates!) http Fan Page! bit.ly My Facebook! - facebook.com Myspace! bit.ly TOBY FORUM! bit.ly 2ND CHANNEL!: youtube.com BUSINESS CONTACT ONLY business(@)tobyturner.com Mic I use - bit.ly Cam I use - bit.ly Other cam I use - bit.ly My soundcard - bit.ly Video Editing software - bit.ly Audio Editing software - bit.ly In THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE, Bella once again finds herself surrounded by danger as Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between Edward and Jacob — knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella is confronted with the most important decision of her life. THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE opens on June 30, 2010. Check out more at eclipsethemovie.com Twilight is a young-adult vampire-romance novel. by author Stephenie Meyer. Twilight was initially rejected by 14 agents, but became an instant bestseller when published originally in hardback in 2005, debuting at #5 on the New York Times Best Seller list within a month of its release and later peaking at #1.[7] That same year, Twilight was ...
Take On Me: Literal Video Version
This video is the ORIGINAL and FIRST "literal video" that started the meme! Watch the other official "literal" videos here: www.dustfilms.com Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do. NOTE: This video was disabled from Dec. 30, 2008 to Aug 27 2009. (During that time the unofficial version which was not disabled for some reason got 1656633 views) Lyrics/singing: Dustin McLean Voices: Jason Nash, Josh Faure-Brac, Priscilla McLean Concept: Jonah Ray, Steven Olson, Dustin McLean Official "Pipe Wrench Fight" apparel: www.cafepress.com
White Wedding: Literal Video Version
Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do, in this fourth installment of literal videos, Billy Idol and White Wedding! Lyrics/Singing: Dustin McLean
Literal Drug Commercial
Talk to your doctor about "Drug" today, the revolutionary new pharmaceutical breakthrough. This parody is a production of Pineapple-Shaped Lamps, a live theatre troupe based in Wilmington, NC, and originally aired during an episode of our live sketch show, "TNL." Written and directed by Devin DiMattia. Featuring Devin DiMattia, Suzanne LaRue, and Jake Steward. Shot, Edited, and Colored by Matt Zeher.
Literal Instruments
Share on Facebook: j.mp and Twitter: j.mp literally. Share this video: bit.ly Remix: youtube.com Harmonies: www.youtube.com Hi-hats: www.youtube.com Concept / Crash: www.youtube.com The Rapper That We Hired Just To Get Some Street Cred: www.youtube.com One-note Wonder: www.youtube.com BG music by BodyWallet: twitter.com Watch my other videos: www.youtube.com Follow me on Twitter: www.twitter.com ...and Facebook: facebook.com Send me things: Mystery Guitar Man PO Box 2966 Hollywood, CA 90078 -Subtitles- Portuguese: youtube.com
Halo Reach: LITERAL Trailer
www.youtube.com Click here to watch Literal Bioshock (BioShock Infinite Music Machinima) Halo Reach: LITERAL Trailer TWEET!! tinyurl.com Get this on iTunes!! bit.ly BLOOD VIOLENCE SHIRTS! bit.ly PreOrder Reach! - amzn.to That should give you a $20 game credit. SUBSCRIBE!!! bit.ly Halo Reach. Literally. By Toby Turner. Toby Links: TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - bit.ly Twitter: www.twitter.com Facebook Fan: www.facebook.com Blog: www.tobyturner.com Check out my weekly gaming show Mondays on LikeTotallyAwesome! http LYRICS: Blood violence. Space zoom fade, This September. Dodge the space-pebbles, nicely done. The Battle Begins. Exit a warthog, Scene from Avatar Side-shot helicopters Peek at the bad guys That girl has a robot arm Everybody stares at it, awkward. Snipe at night-time, Go to battle, front shot suspense Turn gun forward, Why wasn't it already turned forward Now you're dead, jump. Catch him pull him up, City's burning thanks to guys with pincer-mouths. You need a bigger gun. Hey there, what's in your hand? DOG TAGS! What's in his? BLUE LIGHT! Airplane take off going to space to help these guys fighting these guys GOT ONE, dodge the lightning plasma But keep shooting, the most anticipa... Halo Reach. Global Warming is the least of their worries. Halo Reach Battle Begins Trailer [HD] Developer: Bungie Release: 9/14/2010 Genre: Shooter Platform: X360 Publisher: Microsoft Game Studios Website: www.bungie.net Developed exclusively for Xbox 360 by acclaimed studio Bungie, "Halo ...
Rebecca Black - Friday: REAL Literal Video Version
Because you DARED me to! *** Lyrics changed to match the visuals! *** Special guests: Cara Bender (vocals) and Papa Bender (extra yeah's). Written, edited, and rapped by David A. Scott. *** COMMENT, LIKE, and/or SUBSCRIBE! Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com My "Friday" Meat Loaf parody (with Alissa Musto): www.youtube.com The original version that started it all: www.youtube.com "Dolphin" line from "Friday (Brock's Dub)": www.youtube.com www.youtube.com "Bieber" line inspired by MicroRiffs: www.youtube.com "Friday" instrumental courtesy of SantiBeats: www.youtube.com MY OTHER (RECENT) LITERAL VIDEOS: "Sunglasses At Night": www.youtube.com (featuring PushingUpRoses, PawDugan, and ToddInTheShadows) "Heart-Shaped Box": www.youtube.com (featuring Obscurus Lupa) "Happy Ending": www.youtube.com (featuring Amelia Harnas and Cindy Scott) My channel: www.youtube.com My other literal videos: www.youtube.com Cara's channel: www.youtube.com Based on a concept by Dustin McLean: www.dustfilms.com Uploaded 04/29/10.Day 29 of "Take Back April: The Month of David". More info: www.youtube.com ********** Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statue that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use....THIS IS A PARODY...
LITERAL Clash of the Titans Trailer Parody
SUBSCRIBE!!! bit.ly Click to TWEET!! tinyurl.com Free MP3 - tobyturner.com *********** DAILY VIDS ON 2ND CHANNEL!: bit.ly FAN CLUB!!! bit.ly Song from trailer - bit.ly Mic I use - bit.ly Cam I use - bit.ly Other cam I use - bit.ly My soundcard - bit.ly Video Editing software - bit.ly Audio Editing software - bit.ly Free MP3! www.tobyturner.com Here's the original trailer - http TOBY LINKS!: Twitter! bit.ly Myspace! bit.ly My Forum! bit.ly Clash of the Titans is a 2010 fantasy film and remake of the 1981 film of the same name. As with the 1981 film, the story is very loosely based upon the Greek myth of Perseus.[2][3][4] Directed by Louis Leterrier and starring Sam Worthington, the film was originally set for standard release on March 26, 2010.[3][4] However, it was later announced that the film would be converted to 3-D and was finally released on April 2, 2010. The film begins with a narration that explains the three Olympians who battled the Titans long ago: Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades. Hades provided their means of defeating the Titans with his creation, the Kraken. After the Titans' defeat, Zeus created humans and ruled them while Poseidon ruled the sea, but Hades, having been deceived by his brother Zeus and forced to rule the Underworld, learns an alternative way of gaining power from humans different from his brothers receiving theirs from human prayer: through fear. Tags: literal clash of the titans trailer parody tobuscus toby turner official
LITERAL Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword Trailer
iTunes! - bit.ly My Take180 collab - bit.ly Tweet! tinyurl.com Fans! facebook.com TobyGames! bit.ly Shirts! bit.ly Twitter! bit.ly The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword E3 2010 Debut Trailer [HD] Developer: Nintendo Release: 2011 Genre: Action/Adventure Platform: Wii Publisher: Nintendo The Legend of Zelda™: Skyward Sword marks a turning point for The Legend of Zelda franchise. The introduction of full motion control enabled by the Wii MotionPlus™ accessory synchronizes player movements with Link's actions while offering the most intuitive play control of any game in The Legend of Zelda franchise to date. LYRICS: Foggy, cloudy horse, Angry spiky heart, Floaty boat, and a wolf. Run into the light. Where a man in a skirt and tights is standing. And he pulls out his sword, Then slowly spins it around, and FLEX! Kill Natives, and plants. Turn them into ash. Purple dust, sword lights up! More Natives, and plants, and Natives They all look the same. That's racist! Scorpion with eyeballs in it's claws. Use your shield to deflect an acorn Use a vine to swing across. Climb the plant wall, Confuse the eyeball Bow and arrow, shoot it at a leaf. And a bob-omb, And someone's floating heart. Aim a grapple claw at the Audience. Make it grab stuff, and explode! Goodbye grapple claw. Roll a flashing plant Under a happy tree. Now it's a dead tree. Slingshots make bats disappear! Use a whip to tear out people's hearts. Then eat them. Stab a scorpion in the eye-claw! End a skeleton, And a ...
Love Is A Battlefield: Literal Video Version
Lyrics changed to describe the video! Pat Benatar's 1983 hit is my tenth victim to Dust Films' concept. Vocals: Persephone Maewyn (Felisha Noble). Lyrics/Voices: DASjr / Kimberly Grosser / Felisha Noble / Oribes Reis. Special Guest: Myles Lasco. Uploaded 10/03/09. My other literal videos: www.youtube.com First-Week Stats 10/11/09: Total Views: 168585 Honors for this video (13) #94 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedy - Germany #42 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedy - Australia #67 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedy - Canada #82 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedy - United Kingdom #49 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedy - Ireland #10 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedy - India #49 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedy - New Zealand #90 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedy - Israel #27 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedy #35 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedy - Netherlands #93 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedy - Hong Kong #74 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedy - Czech Republic #94 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Comedy - Sweden Everyone's literal videos: www.youtube.com Visit Dust Films (originator of literal videos): www.youtube.com
Head Over Heels: Literal Video Version
Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do, in this second installment of literal videos! Lyrics/singing: Dustin McLean Voices: Jonah Ray, Priscilla McLean
Men without hats - Safety Dance literal version
Men without hats - Safety Dance literal version So darn awesome. laugh.hysteric.se for more fun stuff
rick roll'd the literal version
comment on your favourite line, favourite and like thank you. Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up All rights reserved Fair usage act Never Gonna Give You Up from the album Never Gonna Give You Up (C) 1987 PWL Disclaimer - Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.
Daydream Believer: Literal Video Version
RIP Davy Jones. This parody was made out of my love and respect for the Monkees over the last 25 years. If YOU don't like them, that's fine, but don't ever accuse ME of disliking them. Not now, not ever.... Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do, in my first-ever continuation of Dusto McNeato's "literal video" concept! Lyrics/singing: DASjr 2/28/09 Featured on POPTUB 3/27/09: www.youtube.com Aired on ABC's "Nightline"!!! 08/18/09: abcnews.go.com
Jingle Bell Rock: Literal Video Versions
Lyrics changed to describe the video! My twelfth literal video, a present to my now 10000+ subscribers. Thank you for making "Total Eclipse of the Heart" such a hit! New lyrics/vocals: DASjr. Uploaded 12/10/09. RIP Tom "T-Bone" Wolk (1951-2010) My other literal videos: www.youtube.com Honors (12/12/09): #32 - Top Favorited (Today) - Comedy #48 - Top Rated (Today) - Comedy #96 - Most Viewed (Today) - Comedy #27 - Most Viewed (Today) - Comedy - Spain #51 - Most Viewed (Today) - Comedy - Hong Kong #64 - Most Viewed (Today) - Comedy - Australia #74 - Most Viewed (Today) - Comedy - UK #75 - Most Viewed (Today) - Comedy - New Zealand #85 - Most Viewed (Today) - Comedy - Ireland Everyone's literal videos: www.youtube.com Visit Dust Films (originator of literal videos): www.youtube.com
Hooked On A Feeling: Literal Video Version
He's SEEN it! He LIKES it! Lyrics changed to describe the video! David Hasselhoff's 1997 hit is my ninth subject to Dust Films' concept. Lyrics / Vocals: DASjr 8/19/09 The Hoff seal of approval!!! www.davidhasselhoff.com My other literal videos: www.youtube.com Everyone's literal videos: www.youtube.com Special thanks to user OribesebirO for the request, and apologies to anyone who thought I picked too easy a target this time.
One Week: Literal Video Version
Lyrics changed to describe the video! Barenaked Ladies' 1998 hit is my eleventh subject to Dust Films' concept. New lyrics/vocals: DASjr. Uploaded 10/03/09. My other literal videos: www.youtube.com Everyone's literal videos: www.youtube.com Visit Dust Films (originator of literal videos): www.youtube.com
Literal Pants
A literal version of the Leather Pants music video. Once again, animation by Kirbopher, written by LittleKuriboh.
Enrique Iglesias - Hero: Literal Version
My second Literal Video. Music video by Enrique Iglesias performing Hero with Joseph Kahn [Video Director], Greg Tharp [Video Producer] (C) 2001 Interscope Records
Billie Jean: Literal Video Version (REFRAMED)
Lyrics changed to match the visuals. First posted 1/29/10, but soon blocked in most countries. I've reposted it here in a way that won't get it auto-banned (hence the kitty). More of my literal videos (mostly without cat): www.youtube.com Original photo: www.toocutevideo.com Based on a concept by Dustin McLean: www.youtube.com CopyrightDisclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statue that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use....THIS IS A PARODY...
Mass Effect 3 "Literal Trailer"
YouTube star Tobuscus applies his observation and songwriting skills to the epic CG launch trailer for Mass Effect 3. Mass Effect 3 is now available for Xbox 360, Playstation 3, and PC. To keep up-to-date on the war to Take Earth Back, follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com Learn more about Mass Effect 3: www.masseffect.com
LITERAL Assassin's Creed Revelations TRAILER LIVE
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LITERAL TRAILER!!
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Air Supply: Literal Video Version (Making Love Out of Nothing at All)
Lyrics changed to describe the video! My seventh use of Dust Films' concept, and final chapter in my Jim Steinman "literal" trilogy! Lyrics / Vocals: DASjr 6/19/09 Featured on "Radio Dead Air" 9/2011: live.radiodeadair.com blip.tv My other literal videos: www.youtube.com Everyone's literal videos: www.youtube.com The informercial referred to at the beginning: Part 1: www.youtube.com Part 2: www.youtube.com Part 3: www.youtube.com Website: www.timelife.com Special thanks this time to Lisa, Nat...and Mom.
LITERAL THE HOBBIT TRAILER
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