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Heavy Metal Cats! Key of Awesome #1

Obsessed with LOL cats and Cheezburgerz? This video is for you! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Metallica + Cats = MetalliCats! MORE BARELY: Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

BEHIND THE AWESOME: Metallica Pussy Cats!

Behind the scenes of how Mark, Jake, and Tom created Kittens On The Web! Watch the original music video here: www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com -- MORE BARELY: Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Trick or Treat or Die! KEY OF AWESOME #2

Where my witches at?? Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com He'll make you his biatch, and sentence you to prison in his pumpkin piatch! Written by Erik Beck and Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Check out how Erik Beck from Indy Mogul made the pumpkin king costume here: www.youtube.com -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

TWILIGHT SUCKS! Emo Vampire Song : The Key of Awesome #3

Twilight sucks? Agree? Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Here's a song about how hard it is to be a non-emo vampire. Written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Music production by Jake Chudnow MORE BARELY: Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Crying Celebrities! Britney and Miley : Key of Awesome #4!

It's so fun to watch celebrities suffer! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com LYRICS Hey yall theres a brand new dance sweeping the nation. This dance aint for everybody. Just the self absorbed people its called the Cry Baby. When you got a crappy show and your ratings are low do the cry baby do the cry baby When your face looks like a ham And you get punched by William Do the cry baby Do the cry baby When you say youre on a trail But youre really getting tail Do the cry baby do the cry baby When those mother truckers wont leave Brittany Spears alone Do the cry baby Do the cry baby Its always beneficial to cry When youre in the public eye Its so fun to watch celebrities suffer So baby turn on the cameras and blubber When the ASPCA Wont let you give your dogs away Do the cry baby Do the cry baby When youre thanking the lord for some meaningless award Do the cry baby Do the cry baby Break it down All right ladies. Now its time to show you all how to do the crybaby dance Dont make me call the Waaaaambulance. Put your hands on your hips Stick out your bottom lip Rub your eyes stomp your feet Turn and repeat Now show your tears to the camera So everyone can see just how hard it is to be a rich celebrity Im sorry all you crybabies if Im being too hard on you Cus you know when Im home and I watch TV alone I sometimes do the crybabay toooo Like when Frodo leaves the shire and said goodbye to Sam Or that very special Office when Jim married Pam ...

BEHIND THE AWESOME: Cry Baby!

Behind the scenes of Do the Cry Baby, the 4th Key of Awesome music video! Watch the original music video HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com -- MORE BARELY: Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Lady Gaga: Bad Romance parody (feat. Lord Gaga) #6

Before Lord & Lady Gaga parted, citing creative differences, they made this. Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com The video Lady Gaga doesn't want you to see... Written by Mark Douglas Music by Jake Chudnow Directed by Tom Small Lyrics: Lady Gaga and Lord Gaga Lady Gaga and Lord Gaga Lady: Its the future and everything is weird. Check out this guy, hes got a metal beard. I give good headache, I'll make you scream. Is this reality or just a fever dream? I like to jerk and twitch this is how I dance. Its cold in here may I please put on some pants? NOOO! Lord: Chic freak sista fierce work those bitchy gams Those were just some words that only gay men understand. Lord and Lady: Bla bla bla hoo hoo he Everybody look at me. Random stuff random stuff Tell me have you had enough? Chorus: If I love you and you love me, then baby how can we go wrong? This chorus doesnt have anything to do with the rest of the song. Lord: Completely unrelated Im Lady Gaga and Im Lord Gaga Lord and Lady: Sometimes we like to sing like we are underwataah. Lord: You think your weird girl, but Im weirder than you. Let me tell of the weird things that I like to do. Lord: Yesterday I went to church and made out with a nun Then I went up to the roof and stared into the sun. Lady: That is pretty weird but I got you beat I like to wear a bathing suits made out of raw meat. Lord: I put on a tuxedo before I go to bed I send out birthday cards to people who are dead Lady: I ...

Sarah Palin: Mike Relm Remix! - Key Of Awesome #7

Mike Relm collabs with KoA for some sweet rogue MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113 --

Batman Parody: The Dark Knight is Confused. Key of Awesome #8.

Batman's beginning to wonder if his movie makes any sense at all. Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Written by Mark Douglas and Rusty Ward Music by Jake Chudnow All characters played by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Lyrics: KID...

Behind the Awesome: Dark Knight Confused!

Behind the scenes of the 8th Key of Awesome - Dark Knight Confused! Subscribe! www.youtube.com And watch the original music video HERE! www.youtube.com MORE BARELY: Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Chad Vader and Obama Girl Get Freaky: The Key of Awesome #9

Chad needs a little help getting ---- FREA-EA-EAw-wahEEKY! Watch the Behind the Scenes! www.youtube.com See more Chad Vader awesomeness: www.youtube.com Music by: www.myspace.com -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Justin Bieber Parody "Sleep on You": Key Of Awesome #10

Justin Bieber! He's gonna rock your body...if he's not grounded. See Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Get the "Sleep on You" T-Shirt! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com or thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com He stole our Bowling Alley music video idea, but we still love him. Subscribe above for a new music parody every week! Written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Lyrics: Allright lets do this yall Im adorable (so precious) Im a tween sensation (girl screams) People think its cute when Im in adult situations. Im gonna rock your body. Girl you know I aint playing. Someone wrote this song for me so Im not sure what Im saying. Ive seen many different girls and seen their second bases But youre nothing like those girls. You dont have zits or braces Im so glad its finally you and me and we are all alone Except my dad whos over therecause hes the chaperone. I wont try to pressure you, cus Im willing to wait, And I wont try to touch your boobies on the first date. Ill take you out to Chuck E Cheese and then a Pixar movie, And then maybe later you could just let me see your boobies. Zero times one equals none. Me plus you equals fun. Kittens, and puppies, and chubby cheeks. Is my cuteness starting to make you weak? I am adorable (so freaking cute) you cant resist my advances. Ive got Carol Brady hair and I know all of Ushers dances. Lets go to my dads car, and make the windows steam. I really hope that sounded cool cus I dont know what it means ...

Justin Bieber: BEHIND THE AWESOME

Behind the scenes of Sleep on You, the 10th Key of Awesome video! Watch the original music video HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Music by: www.myspace.com -- MORE BARELY: Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Lady Gaga and Batman and Happy Holidays from the Key of Awesome!

Happy Holidays from The Key of Awesome and Barely Political! SUBSCRIBE AND GET THESE KEY OF AWESOME'S EVERY WEEK! www.youtube.com Music by: www.myspace.com MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Jersey Shore Parody Song: Key Of Awesome #11

The Boss sings us the sad story of hotties forced to party and hook up on the Jersey Shore. Watch Behind the Scenes! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Written by Mark Douglas Music by Mark Douglas and Jake Chudnow Directed by Tom Small LYRICS BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN On the Jersey Shore The Guidos party all night then go out and try score On the Jersey Shore During the day they gotta work at the T-shirt store SITUATION Yo its Mike but they call me the situation Cause my abs never go on a vacation Some people think that I'm a jerk off But I look like Rambo with my shirt off When guidettes see me they get turned on cus I spend all day at the tanning salon SNOOKI It's me, Snooki I crave attention I wear sequined shirts and hair extensions I like to hook up but dont call me loose When I eat a pickle I suck out the juice. Im looking for love without much luck Hey, you took our drinks! SITUATION Snooki, duck! BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN On the Jersey Shore They get in fights and they hook up for sport On the Jersey Shore They must but crawling with herpes, gonorrhea and warts JWOWW They call me JWOWW Im a man eater I only like guys who wear wife beaters I drink Jager bombs and get destroyed and grind on guys who are unemployed. PAULIE Im DJ Pauly and I raise the roof I put gel in my hair til it's bullet proof My beats are sick I don't mean to brag Check out my contacts, Italian Flags I get my haircut every single day I dance with my bros in a manly way We know several dances including ...

Jack Bauer Man-Crush: Key of Awesome #12

It's not that I'm gay, it's just a heterosexual man-crush on Jack Bauer. Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Written by Mark Douglas and Rob Gorden Directed by Tom Small MORE BARELY: Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

TIK TOK KESHA Parody: Glitter Puke - Key of Awe$ome #13

Tik Tok Kesha Music Video Parody! It's an Intervention! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Directed by Tom Small LYRICS by Mark Douglas LYRICS Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck Before...

Ke$ha Tik Tok Parody: Behind the Awesome!

Behind the scenes of the 13th video in the Key of Awesome Series. Watch us respond to your comments on the Ke$ha vid HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Watch the original music video parody HERE! www.youtube.com MORE BARELY: Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Weezer Contest of Awesome: The Winner!

Weezer Contest of Awesome winner is announced! The winner will be flown to LA to appear in a Weezer music video! To see the winning entry in its full awesomeness: www.youtube.com Big thanks to everyone who voted on the contest. And especially to our esteemed judges: What the Buck: www.youtube.com AutoTune the News: www.youtube.com Baratunde Thurston: twitter.com Weezer: weezer.com Mark D www.youtube.com Weezer Single "I Want You To" Buy Now: iTunes: nxtnw.tv Amazon: nxtnw.tv CLICK BELOW TO DOWNLOAD THE SONGS OF AWESOME! The Key of Awesome (Deluxe Edition) itunes.apple.com California Gurls (They're Unreliable) Single itunes.apple.com Nervous Guy Single itunes.apple.com Tron Girl Single itunes.apple.com Afraid (Eminem Parody) Single itunes.apple.com -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Visit our arcade! www.youtube.com Check out our websites www.barelypolitical.com http Friend us on Facebook & Myspace www.facebook.com www.facebook.com www.myspace.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 --

John Mayer for Dummies: Key of Awesome #14

Want to be John Mayer? Just follow these musical instructions. Watch Mark responding to your comments and response videos! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Song written by: Mark Douglas and Bryan Olsen. Directed by Tom Small MORE BARELY: Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Taylor Swift Fifteen? No, Fifty: Key of Awesome #15

Watch Behind the Scenes! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Taylor Swift is reaching out to a broader audience! After the success of her song "Fifteen" she uses her vast knowledge of the human condition to capture what its like to be a middle aged man. Written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Vocals by Sophie Dupin [ www.myspace.com/sophiedupin ] LYRICS Fifty You walk into the office and pull yourself together For a meeting with your a-hole boss He tells you that youre fired, but he calls it retired He says Sorry but weve gotta cut costs You start screaming like a fool You trash your cubicle And they have to call security You see a hot girl by the curb And you try to flirt with her But she thinks you need help crossing the street When youre fifty Sometimes you drink till you pass out on the floor Now your livers destroyed and youve got hemorrhoids And you can barely get it up anymore MIKE Aww cmon that only happened once! Shut up, Taylor Swift? TAYLOR Fifty TAYLOR Youre kids think youre lame and they cant hide their shame When youre with them in public place And your wife can hardly stand you she always reprimands you And your son calls you a douchebag to your face And then youve finally had enough You say, son you think youre tough? You think that you can whoop your dad? Hes says, No Id rather not. You say, gimme your best shot. And then he kicks you in the nads When your 50 MIKE Hey shut up! Ill sing a verse your stupid song? Youve got squinty little eyes ...

Adam Lambert Parody: Key Of Awesome #16

Adam Lambert wants you to stop filming him! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Lyrics: When I hang around my house I do it theatrically Is somebody watching me? HEY! Oh its you You scared the crap outta me Why are you filming me? Dont you know I hate it when you sneak up on me like that I was just about to crack you in the head with this bat So now Im gonna read a book and give you a dirty look Just let me read my book I like to dress up like a fabulous clown Do you like my hair up or does it look better down When its Emo like this, I look Japanese I look like Zoolander now Hey, why are you filming me? Im using the lavatory! Im doing a number three! Hey by the way Did you pay the cable bill It was on the windowsill Youre hot, but youre dumber than a shoe Im singing about a dude But they wont let me show the dude [Boyfriend turns the camera around and he says HAAAAAAY but his face is blurred out] Because parents were outraged when I was on the AMAs But they seemed to be okay with Lady Gagas vajayjay Its totally cool when two chicks to make out Everyone is amused I just put my crotch in my dancers face and it got on the news That doesnt make sense to me OWW I just hit my knee! Why are you filming me? Stop laughing at me Why are you filming me? OWWW!!! -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome ...

Lady Gaga Telephone Parody (ft Beyonce): Key of Awesome #17

Lady Gaga Telephone parody! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Beyonce is going to do this video whether she likes it or not: It's Lady Gaga's way or the highway. Featuring Lauren Francesca as Lady Gaga Echoe Malone as Beyonce also featuring and written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Music production by Jake Chudnow Gaga vocals by: Anastasia Douglas Beyonce vocals by: Carolyn Castiglia LYRICS GAGA First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance And its not even close Poker face or Just Dance So I will distract them by getting half naked And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sink The kitchen sink sink What do you think think? I will prove that I dont have a penis wink wink First Ill get stripped naked by some burly prison guards Then make out with a shemale in the prison yard yard BEYONCE This video seems goofy you should just do it alone Besides Im getting sick of all these songs about phones GAGA You bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialogue We poison everyone including a cute dog Then we start to dance and theres dead people everywhere As usual Ill have lots crazy crap in my hair PPPPPPPPProduct Placement Hide the ddead bodies in the bbbasement Blood and guts and boobs and buts And I just want to make your head explode Beep beep beep bbbeep beep beep That was Lady Gaga in Morse code BEYONCE If you think Im doing this Then youre a crazy bastard You musta blown a gasket Are you trippin on acid As ...

Kesha, Lady Gaga and Bieber Unite: The Origin Of Awesome! The Key of Awesome #18!

Question: Where did Mark get the idea for the Key Of Awesome? Watch Mark reading your comments on this video HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com (Answer: Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, and Justin Bieber came to him in a dream!) -- MORE BARELY: Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Lady Gaga Eyes! Your comments! Key of Awesome!

Mark responds to your comments on The Origin of Awesome! Watch the original music video HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com -- MORE BARELY: Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Hip-Hop Lessons: The Key of Awesome

Hip-Hop Lessons! Affion Crockett teaches Mark to rap like Lil Wayne and Jay-Z. MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Justin Bieber ft. Lil Wayne: Bieber Fever! Key of Awesome #19

Bieber Fever! The only cure is to disable the brain. Just ask Lil Wayne. Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Directed by Tom Small. Lyrics / Vocals by Mark Douglas. Music Reproduction by Jake Chudnow. Bieber: is Jan Uczkowsk Bieber vocals: Carolyn Castiglia Lil Wayne Vocals by Keith from Up Tha Block www.youtube.com Lyrics: Hey yo, its me again. Im everywhere and Im still rockin lesbian hair Im on your TV Im on your phone I declare this world a Bieber zone Im made of cupcakes, ice cream, and flowers Young girls are helpless to my dark powers They cant stop screaming they dont know why They pee their pants then they fall down and cry Chorus All these shorties got Bieber Bieber Fever They love me like Milfs love Derek Jeter I got em drooling like golden retrievers They all bow down to me cus I am their leader SCIENTIST It starts with screaming, and OMGing Followed by weeping and lots of tweeting Once theyre infected they are insane The only cure is to disable the brain JASPER I hate this pop crap, I like to rock Hes worse than Backstreet Brothers on the Block. CHET Hes aint so bad, he could be worse. (He becomes hypnotized) I think I love him. JASPER (Hes now hypnotized as well) Hey, I saw him first! SCIENTIST If your daughter catches Bieber Bieber fever Chop off her head with a meat cleaver REPORTER Can adults contract Bieber fever? SCIENTIST Yes! But its mostly single moms and substitute teachers. Lil Wayne Weezy F. Baby and you know ...

ELECTRONIC WUSS: Owl City Parody - Key Of Awesome #20

Owl City Parody Electronic Wuss -- the TWENTIETH Key of Awesome video!! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Toys (and the giant gummy bear) from www.vat19.com Check it out!!! Electronic Wuss Written by Mark Douglas and Jake Chudnow Directed and edited by Michael Stevens (he's the Bearded Nun!) It seems like a silly choice For a grown man to use this voice The Postal Service did it first I sound like them but 10 times worse A cloud pooped out a rainbow turd Im just singing random words I make songs with bleeps and bloops I sometimes write with apple loops Electronic wuss electronic wuss I sound like a total puss The oceans constellations make me cry Swimming in a lemon creek Tadpoles tickle my butt cheeks A bearded nun flies through the sky I wrote this song when I was high I make love to birds and bees And masturbate to redwood trees A dragon's balls will drop today. A centaur screams hip hip hooray Electronic wuss electronic wuss Lets all smoke some purple kush Prepubescent girls think I'm so deep My sitting posture is really bad Holycrap here comes my Dad DAD Your mother and I are trying to get some sleep I asked the strongman in the sky Why do donuts have to die? I had a dream the other night That Elmo and I got in a fight I couldn't make my punches land I noticed I had lobster hands Then a snake wearing a vest Said, did you study for the test? What test? I woke up and wrote this tune Its going to get me tons of poon Come ride with ...

Sex and the Iron Man 2: AC/DC at the Movies: Key of Awesome #21

AC/DC's musical review of Iron Man, Shrek, & Sex and the City. Watch the Comments Video HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com -- Written and Performed by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small AC/DC MOVIE REVIEWS Spoken: This my musical review of Iron Man 2 Mickey Rourke plays a Russian Dude, He's got electric whips and a bad attitude! I'm really happy that Mickey made a huge comeback But you gotta admit he's kinda tough to look at Spoken: Ew, what's up with his lips? I'm not sure why he's hatin' on Tony Stark I was getting popcorn when they explained that part Morgan Freeman really phoned his performance in Oops sorry my bad, that was Samuel Jackson Spoken: Is this Avengers movie really gonna happen? Iron Man 2 Iron Man 2 not as good as part 1. but it was still pretty fun Iron Man 2 is like Chinese Food I liked it at the time then it just slipped my mind Spoken: But Robert Downey gave a winning performance. Imagine if they had hired like, Ben Affleck or Colin Farrell. Oww, That woulda sucked! I took my kids to the movies to see Shrek 4 Thank god that they're not makin' any more I'm sick of Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy Once upon a time they were both funny Their jokes fall flat even in 3-D Shrek is abusive to his kids and wife From there it rips off "It's a Wonderful Life" They ran it into the ground sucked out the fun Antonio Banderas is the only slightly funny one Spoken: And that's just sad Shrek The Final Chapter is one big disaster It was more of the same My ...

Mark's Favorite Key of Awesome??

Mark responds to your comments on the AC/DC Iron Man Key of Awesome. Watch the Original Video HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com And to that awesome hotel: www.fontainebleau.com -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Katy Perry California Gurls Parody! Key of Awesome #22

Katy Perry California Gurls PARODY! Key of Awesome #22! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Watch the Comments Video HERE! www.youtube.com -- Download LaDiDa on iTunes: bit.ly LaDiDa's YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com Katy's voice = Sarah Gregory (youtube.com/autotunethenews) Snoops Voice = Mark Douglas (facebook.com/thekeyofawesome) Directed by Tom Small SNOOP [Spoken] Greetings beotches. Take off your pants. KATY I know a place where the girls are always meaner If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener Sippin' Starbucks venti skinny mocha chai tea with foam Drivin' Escalades while they're texting and re-tweeting on i-phones KATY You can try to approach us, but we're all the same we don't care what your name is We'll look at you for a second, but that's just to make sure that you're not famous California girls we're unreliable Never worked a day in our lives Hybrid Dogs in bags we leave em' in the car DOG OWOWOWOWOW California girls we're so predictable Hottest bodies money can buy Spray tanned silicone boobs are indestuctable Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing SNOOP Sign your name on the dotted line Don't need brains if that ass is fine Once you cross the LA Border You develop an eating disorder Sell your soul, dance on the pole Bang Charlie Sheen just for a role Nose jobs, tummy tucks These are the girls I like to... hang out with Inflate your lips. Loose the hips See through shirts show off your nips Paparazzi is ...

YOUR Letters! Part 1 (Part 2 on Awesome!)

The KOA gang read and respond to your letters! Watch part 2 here: youtu.be Subscribe to youtube.com ! www.youtube.com The Key of Awesome Website! www.thekeyofawesome.com KOA Facebook! www.facebook.com Mark's stuff: youtube.com twitter.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Kristen Brancaccio's Stuff www.facebook.com twitter.com www.kristenbrancaccio.com Get the songs on iTunes! http Subscribe to the Newsletter of Awesome! eepurl.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Follow us on Twitter http twitter.com Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Wolverine Therapy! Session #16

Wolverine needs some help remembering his past! To see more Super Therapy, check out www.youtube.com Written by Mark Douglas, Todd Womack, & Bryan Olsen Directed by Tom Small Check out our second Channel! bit.ly Subscribe to BarelyPolitical! www.youtube.com Subscribe to Awesome! www.youtube.com The Key of Awesome Website! www.thekeyofawesome.com KOA Facebook! http Mark's Channel: bit.ly twitter.com Todd's Channel: bit.ly www.twitter.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com Subscribe to the Newsletter of Awesome! eepurl.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Follow us on Twitter http twitter.com Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex): Key of Awesome #23

Nervous Guy: with AHMIR! This is gonna be awkward. Key of Awesome #23! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Written by Mark Douglas Performed by AHMIR with Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small AHMIR's YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com Music produced by Big Dawg www.myspace.com LYRICS Hey there girl it's been long time since I've done this...sex I mean. You see I'm just getting over a really painful divorce so you might want to lower your expectations just a tad. I want to go ahead and apologize in advance for what is probably going to be an underwhelming experience for you. FYI lately I haven't been able to have an orgasm without crying. It's something I've been working on with my shrink. Am I talking to much? This is gonna be awkward. AHMIR You're thinking that he's gonna love you and it will be hot You're wondering will he love you all night (probably not) He's always been dumbfounded by female anatomy Be his Watson girl and help him solve this mystery Now he's nauseous from the pressure plus he's really drunk His prophylactic is suffocating his poor junk He's self conscious bout my man boobs and my hairy chest He took off his shirt but he's still got a furry vest MARK It's not uncommon for me to have performance anxiety AHMIR It's very common in old guys. MARK It's not helping that a bunch of dudes are singing right behind me. AHMIR And now you're freakin' cus your thinkin' what the hell have I gotten my self into As you look in his ...

Hot Problems - feat. Mitt Romney!

Romneys, we have problems, too! Watch the original Hot Problems: www.youtube.com Watch behind the scenes: youtu.be Check out our second Channel! bit.ly Subscribe to Awesome! bit.ly Subscribe to BarelyPolitical! www.youtube.com Written and performed by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small The Key of Awesome Website! www.thekeyofawesome.com KOA Facebook! http Mark's Channel: bit.ly twitter.com Todd's Channel: bit.ly www.twitter.com Music Produced by EMW www.youtube.com www.facebook.com www.twitter.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com Subscribe to the Newsletter of Awesome! eepurl.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Follow us on Twitter http twitter.com Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Jay Z "Lebron is Gone" feat. John Mayer -- Key Of Awesome #24

Jay Z raps about Lebron leaving :) With Special Guest Star Affion Crockett! Check him out at www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

The Key Of Awesome - WOTE Parody - Somebody That I Used To Know.flv

SEXY CYBORG!

Rather date an Amazon Babe or a Sexy Cyborg from another dimension? Watch Part 2 HERE! www.youtube.com Watch Part 3 HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Story by Tom Small and Rusty Ward Written by Tom Small with Mark Douglas Music and vocals by Mark Douglas and Jake Chudnow (www.myspace.com ) Direction and Graphics by Tom Small Cyborg arm effect by Erik Beck Yellow Nerd: Erik Beck Red Nerd/Robot Singer: Tom Small Amazon Babe: Ami Lynn Sexy Cyborg: Lauren Francesca Barbarians/Ninjas etc: Mark Douglas, Rusty Ward, Jake Chudnow Arty Goth Girl/Astronaut: Regina Nigro Homecoming Queen: Andrea Feczko Cousin Steve: Michael Stevens Grandpa: Robert Ankers LYRICS I don't wanna come home with the homecoming queen And those arty goth girls are too freaky for me. I don't want a nice girl who's good in the kitchen, I want an Amazon babe from another dimension! She's got skimpy armor, and a sword to match: She never gets cold and never gets a scratch. She fights off ninjas, a hundred at a time- but that's ok, 'cause they're waiting in line. When she swings her sword she looks smoking hot- dodging bullets, 'cause they're lousy shots. I'm addicted but I don't want an intervention From my Amazon babe from another dimension. Amazon babe from another dimension! All the barbarians stand at attention Amazon babe from another dimension! Not like the ones at the comic convention The girl I want is made of metal and tubes- She's a Sexy Cyborg, with adjustable boobs. She's got skinny ...

TRON GIRL! Key of Awesome #25

Tron Girl! They're gonna kick your ass (albeit virtually.) Key of Awesome #25. Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Part Three in the Nerd Trilogy! See the other parts here: Part 1: www.youtube.com Part 2: www.youtube.com Get the song here: bit.ly Check out Erik Beck at www.youtube.com Written, Designed, and Directed by Tom Small Vocals and additional lyrics by Mark Douglas Music by Jake Chudnow Featuring: Yellow Nerd- Erik Beck Red Nerd- Tom Small Cyber Babe- Lauren Francesca Master Control Program- Mark Douglas Bullies- Pedro Borges LYRICS: Here we go again, here we go, yo Ah, ah, that really hurts, ah Seriously stop, that hurts. ah Jocks love high school, but for me its a prison Do you always gotta hassle me right while I'm whizzin'? I know your burly, I know I'm girly, But could we go a day without me getting swirly? I'm not gonna whine or pull a Columbine But the gloves are coming off when I see you Online Yeah, sure, in real life you can knock me on my face But the shit is going down in cyberspace! You better watch out in cyberspace! Gonna disappear, never leave a trace Gonna eff your ass up in cyberspace! I make my own rules in my virtual space I'm a word processor, you're a carbon copy I got a hard drive, and your diskette is floppy. Wow, check out those vectors, I'd like to inspect her... Yeah, fat chance, Mr. Pocket Protector! I know all the short cuts and all the hot keys you're Commodore 64, I'm Power PC So head on home so ...

TRON GIRL: Behind the Nerds!

Comment response and behind the scenes of Key of Awesome #25! Watch the Original Video HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Part Three in the Nerd Trilogy! See the other parts here: Part 1: www.youtube.com Part 2: www.youtube.com -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

EMINEM Not Afraid Parody: Key of Awesome #26

Eminem: Not Afraid to get really pissed! Watch the Comments Video HERE: www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com -- Written and Performed by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small LYRICS I'm not afraid to piss and moan About my feelings and how I've grown I've got no sense of humor about myself But I take shots at everyone else I'm like a kid and god forbid People call be out on stupid things that I did Damn. It's really bright up here. I guess I shoulda brought some sunglasses. If I knew we were shooting a video outside Now some of you might be on your roof talking to your self too. But your not famous rappers, so no one cares. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going downstairs. You can try to throw away my lyric sheets before I can read em Ha! too bad I got em memorized I don't even need em Yeah I still got homophobic rhymes but you can't get upset Cus that fag Elton John and I once did a duet To my fans, I apologize for ruining your life I'll get back to writing songs about murdering my wife He spits his lines in perfect time without any rehearsin' Sometimes he rhymes about himself in the third person His rapping is hilarious or completely serious And if you make fun of him then he will get frikkin furious Cus he can dish it out but he just can't take it Like a baker who hates cake, but always bakes it Who's this dude looking at me? He looks just like me He's clocking me mocking me, I think he wants to fight me Ow, I tried to hit the man but he broke my hand and then he ran ...

Lauren From Key of Awesome! (DiGiTS - Ep. 19)

Lauren Franchesca (lady gaga) from barely political and key of awesome was kind enough to join us on a digits shoot. Lauren is a total babe! Lauren's Channel: www.youtube.com In this episode we challenged Fabrizio to score some DiGiTS without talking, he had some huge distractions to overcome... but he got the DiGiTS! TAGS: "lauren franchesca" "barely political" "key of awesome" "lady gaga" "lauren lady gag" "lauren francisca" "lauren francesca lady gaga" "key of awesome lady gaga" Digits Digitsshow Rob Fabrizio Lesley Dating Singles Meet Relationship Relationships Funny Comedy Video LOL "sexy girls" sexy PUA "pick up artist" "pick up lines" "digits declassified" digitsdeclassified

The Key of Awesome: Awkward!

Mark answers questions about his most awkward Key of Awesome shoots. And here's the Awkward Sex Key of Awesome: www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113 Sponsored by Speed Stick.

Eminem - Love the Way You Lie ft Rihanna Parody: Key of Awesome #27

Eminem Rihanna PARODY Love the way you lie: Key of Awesome #27! Watch the Behind the Scenes HERE: www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Behind the Comments Video HERE: www.youtube.com Lyrics and vocals by Mark Douglas Rihanna vocals by Anastasia Douglas Directed by Tom Small Rihanna played by Bobbi Jo Kitchen LYRICS Just gonna ride past you on my bike That's allright because I'm not sure who I like Why did you give me an Indian burn I told the Principal because it really hurt You're such a stupid jerk I can't tell her that I like her I can only shoot her with a spitball She should know it means the same thing after all I threw glue at her just to get a reaction She was a distraction from addition and fractions Drew a you a picture of her cus I thought she was neat We've always been close 'cause we have assigned seats I'll never forget when I passed her that note She checked the box yes and that's all that she wrote From then it was great and we had a play date We played House and she made me a fake play dough steak The next day I saw something that I'll never forget She was playing and laying with Kyle in the ball pit I started to cry and lay down on the floor I said you're a fartface I don't like you no more I want you out of my heart but you're stuck like a splinter Goodbye, my mom's calling me for dinner You said mean things and you ran away That's okay it must've been opposite day You stole my heart and you stole my bike That's allright because I love the way you ...

Eminem Rihanna: Behind the Awesome!

Behind the scenes of "I Love The Way You Like" Key of Awesome #27! Behind the Comments Video HERE: www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Watch the Original Video HERE: www.youtube.com Get LaDiDa: bit.ly LaDiDa on YouTube: www.youtube.com Download the song from itunes! itunes.apple.com -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Anastasia! (ft Weezer): The Key of Awesome #28

Anastasia! Weezer and Mark wish you Happy Anniversary! Watch the Comments Video HERE: www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Get this song on iTunes!: itunes.apple.com Weezer's new album 'Hurley' is available at www.weezer.com or on iTunes bit.ly -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113 DigiTour Dates and Ticket Info! Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • bit.ly Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • tktwb.tw Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • thedigitour.com Sun 3 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • ticketf.ly Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • bit.ly Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • bit.ly Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • ticketf.ly Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • bit.ly Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • bit.ly Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • bit.ly Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • ticketf.ly Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • tktwb.tw Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • ticketf.ly Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • bit.ly Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • thedigitour.com Sat 3 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • thedigitour.com Sun 4 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • tktwb.tw ...

How'd You Get a Hot Wife?

Here's the comments vid from the Anastasia Key of Awesome! Watch the Original Video HERE: www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

GLEE feat. Michael Jackson: The Key of Awesome #29 Super Bowl Parody

It's Michael Jackson on Glee BEFORE the Super Bowl! Watch the Behinds the Scenes Video HERE: www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Watch the Comments Video HERE: www.youtube.com Download the song here! itunes.apple.com written by Mark Douglas directed by Tom Small lyrics: EMMA...

Behind the GLEE! Key of Awesome

Behind the scenes of the 29th Key of Awesome: GLEE feat. Michael Jackson! Watch the Comments Video HERE: www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Watch the Original Video HERE: www.youtube.com Download the Glee vs. MJ medley here! itunes.apple.com -- MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113

Ke$ha - We R Who We R - Music Video Parody: Key of Awesome #30

Kesha is trying 2 hRd. Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Mark and Andrea responding to your comments from this vid! www.youtube.com Check out LaDiDa: bit.ly It's an app that helps bad singers make music: www.youtube.com Works on dogs too: www.youtube.com Written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Music production by Jake Chudnow LYRICS: I'm ridiculous My 15 minutes is almost up I pulled this song out of my butt Hit clubs like Jack Nicklaus Pretendin' I'm bi curious Cus I think its hilurious This towns a zit lets squeeze the puss don't look at us like we're disgust...ing I'm like Gaga with less grace Can't read my tik tok bla bla face Wake up in tubs but never bathe I just use Febrese THAT'S GROSS CHORUS I'm barfing up a lung lung lll-lung I'm making out with bums bums bbb-bums I'm partying with nuns nuns nnn-nuns I'm peein' in your yard I'm trying too hard DAD Ke$ha talk to us There's something that we must discuss It's about your lack of cleanliness When you walk you leave cloud of dust MOM Please girl, take a bath and use some soap Now here's a toothbrush and some scope KE$HA You don't understand what I'm about MOM Did something die inside your mouth? KE$HA I sing like a drunk buffoon Then its fixed with autotune Check out my new Ke$ha perfume It smells like sex and shoes MOM and DAD That's gross KE$HA Hey, let go of my arm arm aaa-arm Hey, that's my chicken parm ppp-parm DAD She's like a St. Bernard nard nard nnn-nard MOM She's ...