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Driving in cars with Asians
Car trips with the fam always end with fights and arguments. here are a few of my past experiences haha most of the stuff my dad said are FORREAL and serial. which is even more jokes *** Hey Angel you duh Sexy tshirts *** now available at: mychonny.com GET THEM NOW! How have you all been? I've missed you guys! This video was a crazy amount of work. took me 7 hours to film under 30 degree heat. So you can imagine how i felt in a car, with costumes/wigs too. no aircon! nooo~ lolol (too expensiver) ps dont ask for translations (for chinese) cus it's just all gibberish LOL ^ ^ and my neighbours think im nuts Wanna thank you all for watching! Don't forget to subscribe! xox Check out my other shizzes lol 2nd channel: www.youtube.com 3rd vlog channel: www.youtube.com twitter: twitter.com facebook: www.facebook.com website: www.mychonny.com po box Chonny Luc Waverley Gardens Post Shop PO BOX 1068 Waverley Gardens VIC 3170 Australia take care all! new videos out asap (lol) #prayforjapan
Shit Asian Girls Say
"Shit Asian Girls Say" Sequel: "That's What He Thought" www.youtube.com Parody Based on "Shit Girls Say" www.youtube.com Originally by Kyle Humphrey & Graydon Sheppard Inspired by "Shit Black Girls Say" www.youtube.com and our friend, Loan's "Hot Asian Girl Breaks PS3 with hammer !!!" www.youtube.com :P Produced by Funk'd Up TV www.youtube.com - CREDITS - [Funk'd Up TV Production Crew] - Producer: AK - Director: Isaac E - Writer: AK - Videographer: AK - Editors: AK and Will K - Production Assistant: J Syd [Cast] - Ben Lee (Asian Girl) - Cindy Nguyen (Asian Girl's Best Friend) - Dave Le (Asian Girl's Boyfriend) - Emmie Nguyen (Asian Girl's Friend) [Music] - Cut and Run, Kevin MacLeod incompetech.com - There It Is, Kevin MacLeod incompetech.com [Special Thanks] - Lee's House - Santa Teresa BBQ and Grill ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A Message from Ben: I agreed to do this video for my friends over at Funk'd Up TV (YouTube.com/funkduptv) as a fun little way of spreading smiles to my friends/family/extended network this holiday season. I did not anticipate this thing getting more than several hundred views. The original made me laugh, and I'm glad that this done-in-a-day Asian remix was able to make some of you guys laugh or go "HEY I KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES THAT" or "I DO THAT!" etc. Thank you for all the positive responses! If you guys have some time, Please check out my non-profit organization ...
Asian Secrets
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UCLA Student racist rant on Asians in the Library for phoning Tsunami victims in Japan
A UCLA studentequipped with a dorm room, a pushup bra, a webcam and two minutes fifty-two seconds too much free time -- managed to ignite a "Kill the Beast"-caliber Internet mob in a matter of hours on Sunday afternoon. As reports of thousands more deaths and unthinkable destruction in the aftermath of Japan's 9.0 earthquake streamed in, Wallace made the reputation-shattering decision to take her beef with "these hordes of Asian people that UCLA accepts into our school every year" public: The lowlights (pretty much the entire thing): "So we know that I'm not the most politically correct person, so don't take this offensively..." "If you're going to come to UCLA, then use American manners." "Seriously, without fail, you will always see old Asian people running around this apartment complex every weekend. That's what they do -- they don't teach their kids to fend for themselves." "You know what they don't also teach them? Is their manners. Which brings me to my next point: Hi. In America, we do not talk on our cell phones in the library! I swear, every five minutes I will be -- OK, not five minutes, say like, 15 minutes -- I'll be like deep into my studying, into my political-science theories and arguments and all that stuff, getting it all down, like typing away furiously, blah blah blah... and then all of a sudden, when I'm about to like, reach an epiphany -- over here from somewhere, 'OHHH! CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG? OHHH!'" "So being the polite nice American girl ...
You Know You're Asian When... (A Vlog on Asian Stereotypes)
Asians have certain characteristics about them that make them different from others. Add "you know you're Asian when..." before each statement and you'll see if you have the symptoms of being Asian. Music provided by: www.freeplaymusic.com
Vlog #4: Asians in the Library - UCLA Girl (Alexandra Wallace) going wild on Asians
DISCLAIMER: What I say is for comedic purposes and in NO way should anyone harm another person no matter HOW STUPID their opinions are ok? I came by this when a friend of mine posted this on facebook.. and I HAD TO DO SOMETHING ON THIS... check this ISH OUT!... YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.... WARNING MILD CURSING IN THIS ONE! FBOOK FAN PAGE: www.facebook.com
Vlog 16: Asian Stereotypes Again!
SO many people flooded my message box with this guys video ! His video is GADDAMN funny if you haven't seen it already much respect! But because all of you wanted me to answer his questions about Asian people... I GOTSTA DO IT! CONTACTS! Booking: davidsocomedybooking@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com Twitter: twitter.com Music page: www.youtube.com
Crazy Asian Mother by Erick Liang
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Asian Guys= Small Penis?
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RACIST MEAL TIME- ASIANS
Shout out to Epic Meal Time! www.youtube.com lol when did people become so sensitive??? the food was about $80 i tell you what. i will donate $200 to the starving kids in africa. and when i do more about latinos, blacks, and white people, i will double whatever i spend on food and donate to starving kids so yall can stfu already! yeesh lol Starring: Arika www.twitter.com www.youtube.com Ricky Shucks www.youtube.com twitter.com Chris Miller as Glasses Written by me Timothy DeLaGhetto DP EricThompson AD Chris Miller Production Coordinator StephenBranciforte DIT Tremain Hayhoe PA Ricky Mammone 2nd Camera Arthur Hong Edited by Blake O'Neill Produced by Sami Kriegstein Executive Produced by Mickey Meyer www.twitter.com www.twitter.com --- timothydelaghetto2, tim delaghetto, Chinese people, Chinese food, racist meal time, comedy, tims bakery, cooking, hot Asian girls, boobs, dogs, puppies, Godzilla, math, stereotypes, Jews
Asians Just Aren't Cool Enough?
A lot of people requested that I talk about this topic, so I decided to take some time out of my college life and give my thoughts on it. I also talk about the new Dragonball movie that comes out today. As usual, don't take the video too seriously ;) If you agree with the vid, be sure to share it and favorite it, thanks! Intro song by DJ Deckstream: www.myspace.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com www.kevjumba.com
Ching Chong! Asians in the Library Song (Response to UCLA's Alexandra Wallace)
Buy the t-shirt! www.districtlines.com Buy my songs! itun.es bit.ly 100% goes to charity!! Ringtone! bit.ly Click to Facebook: on.fb.me Click to Tweet: bit.ly Special thanks to Ethan Tsai for the Chinese captioning! TAB: CAPO2 Intro: Emin Verse: Emin, Gmaj, Cmaj, Amin Emin, Gmaj, Amin, Cmaj Prechorus: Dmaj, Amin, Cmaj, Amin (2x) Chorus: Gmaj, Dmaj, Amin, Cmaj (2x) Watch the original Vlog that kicked it all off here: www.youtube.com Hi Alexandra Wallace! I think you left your intelligence somewhere in the library. Perhaps you could call its number and see if you can find it? Also I'd be lying if I didn't say that Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords is a CHIEF inspiration for this song. ----- Twitter: www.twitter.com Facebook: www.facebook.com
Crazy Asian Parent: Party
What happens when you throw a party without telling your parents? Special Thanks: Ally Maki www.youtube.com Bloopers: www.youtube.com JKFilms Merchandise: www.justkiddingfilms.bigcartel.com FOLLOW US twitter.com FRIEND US: www.facebook.com OUR WEBSITE: www.justkiddingfilms.net TUMBLR http crazy asian parent party justkiddingfilms just kidding films jkfilms shit asian dads say shit asian moms say oriental azn asians stereotypes racial humor rules stigma comedy mother father ally maki bart kwan joe jo china taiwan hong kong korea japan thailand vietnamese singapore malaysia mongolia parody spoof funny JustKiddingFilms apps.facebook.com
No Asians
No Asians! Before you get angry you really need to watch the whole of this video before posting a comment! This clip was taken from a show like AFV.
Asian Backstreet Boys
Two asian teenagers interpretaion of "I want it that way" by the Backstreet Boys.
Things we (Asians) do differently
hey guys! felt like talking to the cam again n' RANTING. few random things we do differently.. kinda 1. Asian ghosts are lame 2. Complain about food NOT STOP 3. Too loud about things like lottery tickets twitter: twitter.com facebook: www.facebook.com main channel: www.youtube.com link for the ghey chinese song: www.youtube.com hope you guys enjoyed it take care miss the touch of your face LOL wth.. i better go before i get weirder.
How to do the Asian squat
"How to Do the Asian Squat" 4.9 mb, 5 minutes, MiniDV color, 2002 Written and directed by Daniel Hsia www.asianamericanfilm.com
Crazy Asian Parent: BILL
Asian parents love fighting for the bill. I know parents of other cultures fight over the bill too. Do your parents try to fight their friends for the check too? In this video, two old ass geezer asians fight for the bill until the end. Special Thanks: Hsiang Yuen Restaurant 12248 South St Artesia, CA 90701 Elisha Lee Irene Yang Jason Turner Monica Tam Original Score by Joe Cho: @GI_JoeCho BLOOPERS: JustKiddingParty www.youtube.com MERCHANDISE: www.justkiddingfilms.bigcartel.com TWITTER twitter.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com WEBSITE: www.justkiddingfilms.net TUMBLR justkiddingfilms.tumblr.com JustKiddingFilms apps.facebook.com
Asian Bridal Makeup Tutorial
This is a tutorial for doing bridal makeup for Asians. For more, please check out www.frmheadtotoe.com Products used: face *Graftobian Hi-Def Cream foundation *Everyday Minerals Finishing Powder *Everyday Minerals Apple Blush *NYX Mosaic powder in Highlighter eyes *Urban Decay Primer Potion *Clinique Brush-On Gel Liner in brown *Revlon colorstay eyeshadow quad in Copper Spice *NYX Single Eyeshadows in Brown and White *MAC Fluidline in Blacktrack *No-name criss-cross false lashes (Duo eyelash adhesive) *Covergirl Lash Exact Waterproof Mascara lips *Maybelline Superstay Gloss in 160 Glass Rose All products used were bought by myself for personal use. :) Music is Pachabel's Canon in D Major from incompetech.com.
"Asians Rock" - What's Your Story?
Join Sandra Oh, Kal Penn, George Takei and others - share your story of what being Asian American means to you. Add a video response to Asia Society's callout (you may even win an iPod Nano!) for Asian Pacific American Heritage Month. To win the iPod Nano just post a video response about your experience as an Asian American. The video with the most views by 5PM Eastern Time on Saturday, May 31st wins. Your response video can't have been posted prior to May 1st, 2008. To see what other celebrities have to say about being Asian American at YouTube.com/asiasociety.
asians in the library of the world: a persona poem in the voice of alexandra wallace
after watching "asians in the library," and many subsequent postings in response, i wrote this. rather than attack alexandra wallace for her thoughts, i decided to write a persona piece in her voice, as a means to address some of the greater issues revealed in her rant. in the end, this poem isn't really about her and what she said, but more the thoughts and beliefs people hold, without considering the entire history that may have led them to think and believe in the manner that they do. my hope is that we can all use this moment to recognize that we all need to improve our ability to understand and share this world with each other. this is just a small contribution to furthering that conversation. thank you for listening.
Beau Sia Asian Invasion on HBO Def Poetry Jam
Beau Sia, Asian-American spoken word poet, performing on HBO's Def Poetry Jam, hosted by Mos Def.
ASIANS: The Asian Response to Asian Responders
Why we shouldn't play the race card. PS It was my BIRTHDAY when I made this (March 1st), so I thought I'd share this little bit of 4am video making with you!
Asians In The Library - BEST Response, Official Music Video (UCLA Girl Alexandra Wallace rant)
iTUNES DOWNLOAD! ax.itunes.apple.com All proceeds go to a Japan relief fund. My(www.kttatara.com) response to this youtu.be I'm not mad at her like a lot of other people. I thought it was funny/ironic she was so socially dumb and inappropriate BUT was studying POLITICAL SCIENCE! Haha! I liked how she said "I'm about to reach an epiphany," like she knows one is about to happen. Don't epiphanies just suddenly strike you out of nowhere, by definition? It's not like you can feel them coming! Hahahahaha... I also thought it was funny that her video was edited. So, those were the good takes? What the hell did she leave out?! Haha, anyways... I thought I would have fun with my response, in an "embracing it" kinda way. (The last line of the song is just a joke for those of you who can't tell) Lyrics: When I wake up in the morning I'm so confused Got dirty clothes everywhere, don't know what to do! Put on a shirt, from the bookshelf 'Cause I've never been taught, how to fend for myself I'm kinda hungry but I can't cook Do I even have food? I don't know where to look! Then I hear a ring, who could that be? So I open the door, it's my extended family! (Ohhhh!) Ching chong, ling long, ting tong (Ohhh?) Ching chong, ling long, ting tong (Ohhh...) They all look the same but they can't get along, singing Ching chong, ling long, ting tong (Ohhh!) I go to school with hordes of Asians That don't know manners for any occasion It's finals week, so I hit the library ...What rhymes with ...
Having dinner with Asians!
Family dinners are so awkward sometimes :D SUBSCRIBE! Check out my new Mychonny t-shirts: panicpop.com Follow me here: twitter.com www.facebook.com chonnny.tumblr.com Hope you enjoyed the video guys I'll make more if you LIKE this video! hehe take care! xo
Decipher feat. Manifest & DJ Zo - Angry Asian Man (Official Music Video)
FREE MP3 DOWNLOAD: deciphermusic.bandcamp.com BUY THE ALBUM: deciphermusic.bandcamp.com ITUNES: itunes.apple.com twitter.com facebook.com LYRICS: DECIPHER: I was given a gift could picture the pain of my people, paint it perfect, depict it as if it was me trying to get at a citizenship, some wouldn't get on the ship but I understand them, call you chink, can't understand it but you recognize hate in their eyes, but they can't see yours, your eyes are slanted our parents were fiending for their share of the green was it arrogant greed, the American dream, or the care to succeed as America's cleaners apparently we the slaves now, picking their cotton and pressing it flat pick it up promptly, ready in half an hour to an hour, now the question is asked credit or cash? we probably better at math or so I've been told tried to divide our division in half, in addition to that, they know we got soul low and behold, we folding their clothes, language barriers bury us we drive terribly, curious how we got cast in Fast and the Furious the problem being Bobby Lee is proudly being an Uncle Tomagachi Hollywood got him good, wouldn't watch me serving hot tea, work a wok, he the perfect Chinese role model, eyeglasses made out of Coke bottles TaeKwanDo spokes model, sister's an import model I am not gonna follow. MANIFEST: What's wrong with an Asian rapping? everything. people rather see me study medicine, 'stead of picking up a mic, spitting in the booth try to pick a fight cause you ...
My Dad is so Asian (Ep.12)
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Olivia Munn & Hot Asians
Get your DeFranco Monkey/This is America Poster: bit.ly Check out Today's New Vlog: youtube.com MY FACEBOOK: Facebook.com MY TWITTER: Twitter.com Today's Stories ---------------------------- Olivia Munn + Hot Tub: bit.ly Egyption Revolt: bit.ly nyti.ms bit.ly We Are A Nation of Facebook & Google: on.mash.to Best Faces of the SotU: bzfd.it WTF White People: bit.ly Ice T's Son Arrested: bit.ly Skins could be Canceled: fxn.ws Jamie Chung on Complex: bit.ly Tunisian Revolt: bit.ly gizmo.do
Asians Dominate Arcades
When you come across a funny video, make sure to send it in here. I'll credit you for helping me find it! the2bucks.com The Crow that Trolled: www.youtube.com Asians Dominate Arcades Copyright issue? Send me a message and we'll get it resolved ASAP.
Asians Aren't Short!
Me and NBA star Jalen Rose talk about how awesome Yao Ming is and then we decide to promote our new movie. Check out the video on my JumbaFund channel: www.youtube.com Follow me on Twitter: www.twitter.com Join my Facebook: www.facebook.com Music by: www.youtube.com www.myspace.com
What NOT to say to Asian Parents
a really quick video i made cus i felt like talking to a cam. yes, the excuse 'I'm studying' has gotten me through so many sings lol uhh, hey angel you duh sexy wristbands are back on sale! so get em before they sell out again mychonny.com like me on facebook: www.facebook.com follow me on twitter: twitter.com watch my vids on redtube: LOL jks take care guys! peace xo
East Of Main Street: Asians Aloud Trailer (HBO)
In celebration of Asian Heritage Month, HBO presents a collection of perspectives from a diverse group of Asian Americans. Available on HBO ON DEMAND this May.
The Half-Asian Conversations
5 young half-Asians (aka Hapas, mixed race, half-white, what are yous) including myself talk about what it's like to be mixed in America.
I Have to Deal with Stereotypes
This is a Feel-Good and Hilarious rant about stereotypes. i have problems with stereotypes on a day-to-day basis so i decided to talk about it. Edit: oh, and a lot of people have been leaving comments telling me a certain stereotype they have to deal with. don't be afraid to post a video response telling people how YOU have to deal with stereotypes as well. www.kevjumba.com if you like this video then subscribe! thanks Gimmeabreakman for the feature!
Bedrock (Asian Remix) - Illmillion, Traphik, IBU, Lil Crazed, Skip, Dee, Phlip, and Trixx
BEDROCK (Remix) Download Link: www.limelinx.com 1: Illmillion www.youtube.com 2: Traphik www.youtube.com 3: IBU www.youtube.com 4: Lil Crazed www.Twitter.com/LilCrazedKid 5: Skip www.Twitter.com/YoSkype 6: Dee 7: Phlip www.Twitter.com/itzxPhlip 8: Trixx www.Twitter.com/Trixxz Lyrics: -illmillion- it was back when, we was in the stone age, i was just a no-name, who clearly had no game, she was way too beautiful & had me suicidal, & so i was too entitled to my grave like mr. cobain, it's never easy to be w/ my nefertiti, but when she come out her tomb, tell her she better see me, & i'll tell her i'm way more than what her ex got, cuz i'm just like bamm-bamm, i could really make her bedrock -traphik- Ok I get it lemme think I see ya hips talk Maybe its time to put this penis on ya lip gloss Got that ass bumpin girl I raise ya booty levels Gotchu grubbin on my crumpets like they was some fruity pebbles Everytime I go down theyll be no sound but you mooaanin Takin ova yo spot late at night-CONAN You know im traphik if youre comin I will not stop Til I explode all in ya mouth- pop rocks! -tommy c (from IBU)- I thought I had it all, until you came along. If I'm not with you imma need you on the telephone. Just the sound of your voice gets me all sprung, And when I do get a taste girl I'm so gone. Let's get it started, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. The way you move makes a grown man act retarded. Screen's flashin' lights, camera, action. We can make a movie called 24 hours of ...
Still Got Rice? - Fung Brothers
DL the song for free: www.mediafire.com STREAMING MIXTAPE hosted by JKFILMS: mcdone.bandcamp.com DOWNLOAD THE MIXTAPE HOSTED BY JKFilms...yes, JustkiddingFilms!: www.mediafire.com Inglish aka AndrewJFung www.youtube.com D-One aka DavidBFung www.youtube.com NOAH www.youtube.com FUNG BROTHERS LYRICS: [INGLISH] It's the AZN and you heard the rest a lot done changed now it's 2 k 10 Tell ya friends Asians are back again, Cuz we up on the rise just watch the trends We still keyboard clickin, bubble tea sippin ONce you're 21 then its Hennesey drinkin cover song singing, guitar stringin Mixing our parents language with English MTV, put us on first ABDC best dancers in the world From William Hung to Jin and Far East We got the best duck and grilled meats koi fish tattoos on ours arms and chest still pwnin the standard aptitude Test They hate cuz we so well at schooling! Nerds turn rich and rich people are the coolest Asian Guys need more Asian pride one day they'll say "THAT ASIANS FLY" No lie, but some things will never change Asians girls and white guys that's the way it is Yeah and we still got rice, still got food, still got spice Yeah and we still got girls, still got brains, still got rides Yeah and we still got rhymes still got shops, still got rice It's not longer the AZN, uh but we still got pride [D-One] It's the AZN ninja, flunk the tests Still messin up the curves, who thunk we left we came a long way from tha suped up cars To bein some of the Worlds biggest YouTube ...
I'm Asian Son! Filipino Accent Funny! Introduction
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Asians And Video Games
Just Asians playing video games on a Friday night. Thank you to my friend, Kristie. & thank you to, Jill for the walking penis! Don't forget to watch the bloopers! www.youtube.comSubscribe for free cookies. :) Be sure to favourte this video if you enjoyed it and send it to a friend for rainbow unicorns and ugly trolls! Buy my shirts! panicpop.com Check out my 2nd YouTube channel for my daily vlogs! www.youtube.com E-mail & MSN: shimmycocopuffsss@gmail.com MY LINKS! FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com FACEBOOK APP: apps.facebook.com TWITTER: twitter.com DAILYBOOTH: dailybooth.com TUMBLR: shimmycocopuffsss.tumblr.com BLOGTV: www.blogtv.com FORMSPRING: www.formspring.me
Asians Can do Everything! - Cholo Newz 2
The Cholos are here to deliver tha NEWZ! Share with your Asian friends ;) Watch Bloopers: www.youtube.com My opinion on KONY2012 - www.youtube.com FB - www.facebook.com TWITTER me- twitter.com Subscribe to Alex aka Sleepy Browns Channel: youtube.com twitter.com TimothyDelaGhetto - weather man: youtube.com Special Thx to: Raquel B. & Jorge M. MUSIC by youtube.com Subscribe/LIKE - For more Cholo Newz Next week! my VLOG Channel - www.youtube.com -eGO
Asians In the LIBRARY?! perspective on UCLA Girl Alexandra Wallace
twitter.com i know im late but here's my response to this video www.youtube.com get a pair of my shoes! the cannnons! tweakfootwear.com
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