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Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"
Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy! Text: Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military... [it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs US soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head. I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you... I KILL YOUOUOU! PLEASE SUPPORT JEFF DUNHAM BY BUYING HIS DVDS! Goto www.jeffdunham.com for more information!
Achmed is Santa - Jeff Dunham
An extended clip from Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special. This one features Achmed the Dead Terrorist...disguised as Santa Claus. Get Jeff's latest stand-up special DVD Controlled Chaos: amzn.to See Jeff and the Gang on Tour: www.jeffdunham.com Jeff's Very Special Christmas Special DVD: amzn.to Twitter: www.twitter.com/jeffdunham Facebook: www.facebook.com/jeffdunham Website: www.jeffdunham.com Official Merchandise: www.jeffdunham.com/shop Thanks for watching!
Spark Of Insanity - "Achmed the dead terrorist" by Jeff Dunham.
A sketch called "Achmed the dead terrorist" by Jeff Dunham. Honestly you guys, don't come barking at me if you find it racist, hey, I'm just the uploader!
Jeff Dunham and Achmed on Fox 9-21-11
Now for a change of pace... Jeff Dunham and Achmed (The Dead Terrorist) on Fox 9-21-11
Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity- Achmed (Part 1)
This is part 1 of Achmed on Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity
Jeff Dunham - Spark of Insanity - Achmed Pt. 1
A clip of Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff's classic stand-up special and DVD, "Spark of Insanity". Pt. 1
Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special - Achmed
A short clip of Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff's brand new Comedy Central Special and DVD, "Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special"!
Achmed the dead terrorist
This is a tribute to Jeff Dunham, one of the greatest ventriloquists ever. I love his work and therefore decided to make a machinima with some shortcuts of his show.
Jeff Dunham - Spark of Insanity - Achmed Pt. 2
A clip of Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff's classic stand-up special and DVD, "Spark of Insanity". Pt. 2
Jeff Dunham - Achmed der tote Terrorist (Deutsch)
Das Video "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" in Deutsch - The Video "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" in German. Jeff Dunham
Achmed - the dead terrorist EngSub Part1
Subtitled by myself, it was hard to understand, because english is a foreign language for me, but I think it's pretty good. Part2: www.youtube.com
Jeff Dunham and Achmed part 2
funny shit srry but my other videos got deleted so i got them back up and i hope you like them
Achmed the Dead Terrorist at Marine Corps Boot Camp
Selected scenes from Achmed's half-assed & short lived attempt at becoming one of the Few, the Proud, the MARINES. Semper Fi!
Achmed's Religion - Controlled Chaos - Jeff Dunham
A clip of Jeff Dunham and Achmed from Jeff's latest stand-up special Controlled Chaos. Get Controlled Chaos on DVD: amzn.to See Jeff and the Gang on Tour: www.jeffdunham.com Twitter: www.twitter.com/jeffdunham Facebook: www.facebook.com/jeffdunham Website: www.jeffdunham.com Store: www.jeffdunham.com/shop Thanks for watching!
Achmed the dead terrorist sings Jingle Bombs (JeffDunham.com)
Credit to: Jeff Dunham - JeffDunham.com
Achmed Jingle Bombs: Halo 3 Style
For the HALO: REACH version, click here: www.youtube.com Jeff Dunham Achmed Halo 3 Jingle Bombs!! Enjoy!! Please comment and/or rate Don't forget to subscribe! Oh, btw, we are the original creators of this video, there are a couple of copies running around uploaded on different accounts
Achmed the Loves Richmond Nightlife - Controlled Chaos - Jeff Dunham
A clip of Jeff Dunham and Achmed from Controlled Chaos, now available on DVD from Amazon.com! amzn.to See Jeff and the Gang on Tour: www.jeffdunham.com Twitter: www.twitter.com/jeffdunham Facebook: www.facebook.com/jeffdunham Website: www.jeffdunham.com Store: www.jeffdunham.com/shop Thanks for watching!
Lotte Reiniger - The Adventures of Prince Achmed
A short clip from Lotte Reiniger's The Adventures of Prince Achmed. More information here: www.moviemartyr.com
Jeff Dunham - Spark of Insanity - Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Jeff Dunham in a clip from his show 'Sparks of Insanity' Subscribe to our channel, www.youtube.com We bring more laughter into your day.
Jeff - Achmed the Dead Terrorist - Jingle Bombs ( swesub Swe sub )
Jeff Dunham with his great friend " Achmed the Dead Terrorist " has come back for the christmas, with chrismas carols _______________________________________ BTW... Thanks for all postive comments :) ... ______________________________________ You sweeds may not relice it but i'm from finland, and YES there is people in finland that actually have swedish as a main language(actually there is 5% of the whole population that is swedish) .....so anyway i'm still not a excellent speller, but u'll understand me...(i hope:P)
Re: Achmed is Santa - Jeff Dunham "Achmed is Santa Jeff Dunham"
Achmed is Santa - Jeff Dunham This video Achmed is Santa - Jeff Dunham has my favorite character. Achmed is Santa - Jeff Dunham I love Jeff's work. www.youtube.com Thanks so much, and don't forget to check me out on the links below! MAIN CHANNEL www.youtube.com Achmed is Santa - Jeff Dunham Jeff Dunham Santa Claus Santa Special Very Christmas Funny Achmed Dead Terrorist Jingle Bombs Killing Politically Correct Silence Kill Keel You
The Achmed Song
200000 views thanks :D ************************ It owns k ? And yes I know the sound is weird for some reason NOTE: If you want to download this, search google for 'Internet download manager' install that and come back to this page (my video) then somewhere right-above the video should be a thingie and it says 'download this video. Download both files and TADAA you have my video + song. ;D
Achmed teroristul mort - Achmed the dead terorist - In romana - Jeff Dunham
Teroristul mort Achmed Jeff - DunhamAchmed the dead terorist with romanian subtitle
Holiday E-Card #8 with Jeff & Achmed
Jeff and the gang want to help you spread some cheer with their Holiday E-Cards. Just watch all the e-cards, copy the URL and send it to a special someone in an email, via Facebook, or on Twitter. Make sure to check back, as new videos will be added through Christmas.
Jeff Dunham - Sparks of Insanity - Achmed (VOSTFR)
Jeff Dunham's show: Sparks of Insanity. Awsome !!! Achmed The Dead Terrorist VOSTFR Jeff Dunham official store and website: www.jeffdunham.com Please buy Jeff Dunham's Sparks of Insanity DVD !!!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunham - Controlled Chaos (Achmed Has a Son)
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunham - Controlled Chaos. Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunham - Controlled Chaos. Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunham - Controlled Chaos This video was funny and had one of my favorite characters. Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunham - Controlled Chaos www.youtube.com Thanks so much, and don't forget to check me out on the links below! MAIN CHANNEL www.youtube.com Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunham - Controlled Chaos Jeff Dunham Controlled Chaos Achmed Walter Peanut Little Junior Bubba Spark Insanity Christmas Special Arguing With Myself Father Son Beer Santa Merry Bombs Jingle Wound Touching Flesh Scary Scares Silence Kill Keel marnell oma duct tape dad father Very Funny Nice Double Comedy DVD TV special kid child omg skeleton bones ventriloquist ventriloquism stand-up stand up thanksgiving family laughing incredible
Achmed, the dead terrorist (Jeff Dunham)
Achmed, the dead terrorist... (Jeff Dunham, ventriloquist & stand-up comedian, "Spark of Insanity", 2007) Good evening, Achmed!~Good evening... Infidel!~So you 're a terrorist?~Yes, I am a terrorist...~What kind of terrorist?~A terrifying... terrorist!~Are you scared?~Not really, no.~Aaargh! And now?~Not really, no.~HuHaaah! How 'bout now?~No.~God damn it! Oh.. I mean "Allah" damn it! Silence! I kill you!~So Akhmed...~No, no, it's Achmed~That's what I said!~No you said Akmed, it's Achmed! "gh", "gh", "gh"... Silence! I kill you!~How do you spell it?~What?~How do you spell your name?~Oh, let's see... A... C... Phlemgh... Silence! I kill you!~So Achmed, if you're a terrorist, I would suppose you have some sort of specialty?~Yes, I am a suicide bomber.~So you' re finished?~What?~You 've done your job.~No, I haven't!~But you 're dead!~No, I'm not! I feel fine!~But you 're all bone!~It's a flesh wound!~Silence! I kill you! What the hell happened to my feet? Son of a bitch! What the hell? What are you doing? Stop touching me! I kill you!~Allright, just hold on, we'll fix this!~Ok, wait! What are you doing? Holy crap I'm in the air! Wait, something is backwards... holy crap! I need some ligaments!~Just sit still!~Ok, I will not move my ass!~You idiot, you don't have an ass!~Is that Walter?~Yeah...~He scares the crap out of me! Please, do not put me back in the same suitcase!~Why?~He has gas!~Saddam's mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter fart!~It's not funny! He will kill ...
Achmed, der tote Terrorist
Das ursprünglich englische Video "Achmed - The dead terrorist" mit deutschem Untertitel.
Achmed Jingle Bombs: Halo Reach Style
A much needed update to the popular original. Jeff Dunham Achmed Jingle Bombs Halo Reach!! Enjoy!! Special thanks to SinataSeries for helping me find a capture card that actually works. Check him out here: www.youtube.com
Jeff Walter Peanut and Achmed joking on Jeff's Prius
Jeff Dunham, Walter, Peanut and Achmed The Dead Terrorist - Blue Prius Jokes www.youtube.com Hebrew Lyrics
Jeff Dunham - Ahmed The Dead Terrorist (Part 1/2) HD
This is the extremely funny performance from Jeff Dunham and Ahmed the Dead Terrorist. I have downloaded this clip and turned it into HD for better viewing. I don't own this video or any rights to it. Part 2 - www.youtube.com
Beverly Hills Cop (2/10) Movie CLIP - Serge & Achmed (1984) HD
Beverly Hills Cop Movie Clip - watch all clips j.mp click to subscribe j.mp Axel (Eddie Murphy) meets Serge (Bronson Pinchot), a flamboyant Beverly Hills art gallery clerk. TM & © Paramount (2012) Cast: Philip Levien, Eddie Murphy, Bronson Pinchot, Lisa Eilbacher Director: Martin Brest MOVIECLIPS YouTube Channel: j.mp Join our Facebook page: j.mp Follow us on Twitter: j.mp Buy Movie: amzn.to Producer: Jerry Bruckheimer, Linda Horner, Mike Moder Screenwriter: Danilo Bach, Daniel Petrie Jr. Film Description: What's that wisecracking young black guy (Eddie Murphy) in that beat-up Chevy Nova doing in lily-white Beverly Hills? He's Axel Foley, a Detroit detective who's been sent on involuntary vacation because he refuses to drop his intention of avenging his friend's murder. Warned by Beverly Hills police chief Ronny Cox to stay out of trouble, Foley nonetheless dogs the trail of above-the-law Steven Berkoff, the British crime czar who was responsible for the murder of Foley's friend. With the help of sympathetic local cops Judge Reinhold and John Ashton and lady friend Lisa Eilbacher, Foley attempts to corner Berkoff in his mansion, which leads to a wild slapsticky shootout. "beverly hills cop","beverly hills cop clip","beverly hills cop theme","beverly hills cop part 1","beverly hills cop soundtrack","eddie murphy","bronson pinchot","lisa eilbacher","philip levien","martin brest","artwork videos","action comedies","african-american comedies",blockbusters,comedy,"jerry ...
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